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Beyonce famously doesn’t grant interviews. But Anna Wintour of Vogue decided on the next best thing — she not only landed a Beyonce cover, she let Beyonce write her own story. In her words. On her second pregnancy: I was 218 pounds the day I gave birth to Rumi and Sir. I was swollen from toxemia and had been on bed rest for over a month. My health and my babies’ health were in danger, so I had an emergency C-section. We spent many weeks in the NICU. My husband was a soldier and such a strong support system for me. I am proud to have been a witness to his strength and evolution as a man, a best friend, and a father. I was in survival mode and did not grasp it all until months later. Today I have a connection to any parent who has been through such an experience. On embracing her body: I think it’s important for women and men to see and appreciate the beauty in their natural bodies. That’s why I stripped away the wigs and hair extensions and used little makeup for this shoot. To this day my arms, shoulders, breasts, and thighs are fuller. I have a little mommy pouch, and I’m in no rush to get rid of it. I think it’s real. Whenever I’m ready to get a six-pack, I will go into beast zone and work my ass off until I have it. But right now, my little FUPA and I feel like we are meant to be. RELATED: Beyonce’s Childhood Home Is On The Market RELATED: Cuteness Overload: Beyonce, Blue Ivy And The Twins Stunt On Vacation [PHOTOS] On kicking down doors for younger artists: It’s important to me that I help open doors for younger artists. There are so many cultural and societal barriers to entry that I like to do what I can to level the playing field, to present a different point of view for people who may feel like their voices don’t matter. Imagine if someone hadn’t given a chance to the brilliant women who came before me: Josephine Baker, Nina Simone, Eartha Kitt, Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner, Diana Ross, Whitney Houston, and the list goes on. They opened the doors for me, and I pray that I’m doing all I can to open doors for the next generation of talents. If people in powerful positions continue to hire and cast only people who look like them, sound like them, come from the same neighborhoods they grew up in, they will never have a greater understanding of experiences different from their own. They will hire the same models, curate the same art, cast the same actors over and over again, and we will all lose. The beauty of social media is it’s completely democratic. Everyone has a say. Everyone’s voice counts, and everyone has a chance to paint the world from their own perspective. On her ancestry and marriage: “I come from a lineage of broken male-female relationships, abuse of power, and mistrust. Only when I saw that clearly was I able to resolve those conflicts in my own relationship. Connecting to the past and knowing our history makes us both bruised and beautiful.” On her legacy: My mother taught me the importance not just of being seen but of seeing myself. As the mother of two girls, it’s important to me that they see themselves too—in books, films, and on runways. It’s important to me that they see themselves as CEOs, as bosses, and that they know they can write the script for their own lives—that they can speak their minds and they have no ceiling. They don’t have to be a certain type or fit into a specific category. They don’t have to be politically correct, as long as they’re authentic, respectful, compassionate, and empathetic. They can explore any religion, fall in love with any race, and love who they want to love. I want the same things for my son. I want him to know that he can be strong and brave but that he can also be sensitive and kind. I want my son to have a high emotional IQ where he is free to be caring, truthful, and honest. It’s everything a woman wants in a man, and yet we don’t teach it to our boys. I hope to teach my son not to fall victim to what the internet says he should be or how he should love. I want to create better representations for him so he is allowed to reach his full potential as a man, and to teach him that the real magic he possesses in the world is the power to affirm his own existence. I’m in a place of gratitude right now. I am accepting of who I am. I will continue to explore every inch of my soul and every part of my artistry. Read the full interview at VOGUE and see the gallery below! [ione_media_gallery src=”https://theboxhouston.com” id=”9807539″ overlay=”true”] Join Our Text Club To Get The Latest Music, Entertainment, Contests And Breaking News On Your Phone
Source: Eduardo Bassotto / Getty Make sure you hide the weed from your dogs. Or else they can end up smacked out their minds — which will simultaneously be hilarious to watch, but also scary. Just take Rita from Orange Grove, Texas. The tiny little Chihuahua was on a nice stroll with owner Seth Mersing when they found an edible at a park. One thing led to another and Seth was left with a canine baked to perfection. Here’s a short clip of my dog at the hospital after she found an edible on our walk at the park! pic.twitter.com/ramq9MS96i — Seth Mersing (@seth_2018) July 31, 2018 Seth had to take his dog to the veterinarian when he noticed she was acting strange and it seemed she was losing consciousness. According to BuzzFeed , the VCA Oso Creek Animal Hospital and Emergency Center confirmed that Rita had ingested THC — the chemical found in marijuana — and they kept her overnight. Though the dog made it out their high spell okay, medical officials say marijuana can still be harmful to pets. According to Pet Poison Hotline , the substance is poisonous and can cause seizures, low heart rate, low blood pressure and respiratory depression. If your dog takes a dip in the herbal essence, you should call a veterinarian or Pet Poison Helpline immediately. But in the meantime, that doesn’t mean we can’t be entertained by the done dogs. Swipe through for more hilarious clips of baked canines. It’s oh so scary, yet oh so funny.
Unlike Selena Gomez, Halsey can’t sing for her life! However, she does have an amazing booty and one I’d like to get to know better. So I hope she keeps the ass pics coming because when her singing career fails, she definitely has something to fall back on! Literally!
Widely—and in this author’s opinion, rightly—regarded as the best director of his generation, Paul Thomas Anderson has made a career out of zigging when his peers zagged. … read more
Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office Florida Mother Drowns 4-Year-Old Shakayla Denson, 26, was arrested on several charges, including first-degree felony murder in the death of her daughter, Je’Hyrah Daniels. Witnesses say they saw the mother walk into the Hillsborough River with her 4-year-old and then toss the child in. Denson then did an about face and walked away, leaving the girl to die. Witnesses say Shakayla Denson waded into the Hillsborough River with her 4-year-old daughter. Roughly halfway across the river, she tossed the child and began wading out, police say. Denson is now charged with first-degree murder > > https://t.co/dlgPLNl7GH pic.twitter.com/yJqeDcsMYk — ABC Action News (@abcactionnews) August 3, 2018 “It’s a completely tragic event,” Tampa Police Chief Brian Dugan told reporters at the scene, adding investigators were still trying to make sense of what happened and why. “We’re still piecing the whole thing together.” Police say Denson first stole a car from a local auto shop and then drove to the water with her daughter. This is the car, police say, Shakayla Denson stole an hour before murdering her daughter. pic.twitter.com/gmb6NMQeqK — Marisela Burgos (@MBurgosNews) August 3, 2018 Super sad. No one has answers or can fathom why this mother would do something like this. Hit the flip for photos of the departed 4-year-old and her mother right after she allegedly murdered her.
Here’s a question for you to really reflect on and fucking ponder in your pathetic existence of a human…. Do you care about Nina Dobrev in a bikini? Do you even know who Nina Dobrev is? If so, why do you know who Nina Dobrev is? Did you watch her show targeted to young people? Why would you watch a show targeted to young people? Was it because your simplistic mind still jerks off to teen scream dramadeies? Did I just create a brand of Netflix category called teen scream dramady? Am I too smart to be updating a blog that you’re only on to see tits? So many questions. LOOK I HAVE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER FROM THE OTHER DAY….MY GOD….HOW CAN WE BE THIS LUCKY… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Dobrev Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late… Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved. It’s a tactic…you know. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This just in, Keeping Up with the Kardashians fans: Season 15 of this oddly beloved reality series is going to be lit. And Kourtney Kardashian might actually explode at one point during it. In a previously-published sneak peek at this Sunday's premiere, we witnessed Kourtney Kardashian absolutely blast her sisters, referring to Khloe and Kim as “born bitches.” What, exactly, was the cause of the tension between supposed loved ones? You can watch for yourself HERE to find out. Now, in a new clip from this upcoming episode, we pick up right where the aforementioned fight left off, right after Kourtney stormed away from her siblings. In the video featured on this page, Kourtney calls up Khloe and is instantly triggered. “I’m not here to be mistreated by my f-cing bitch family,” she says, on speakerphone of course. She continues: “Kim saying that I’m the least interesting to look at – who even speaks like that? You don’t say things like that. “You guys just have really different values than me. I choose to be a mother to my three kids. I’m not here looking for another job. I already work enough – more than I would like to.” As you might expect, Kourtney implying (heck, stating ) that she is the only sister who cares more about her children than her occupation sets Kim off. “YOU DON'T DO SHIT!” Kim screams, adding: “You would honestly think that we have more jobs, so [you should] work around our schedule. You do whatever the f-ck you want to do and you don’t do shit, so be accommodating to the people that actually do shit.” “You’re a very distraught, evil human being,” Kourtney replies. “I don’t want to see you, okay? I don’t agree with who you are as a human being.” Amazing, right? The producers have really outdone themselves with the writing for this premiere. Kim then tells Kourtney to eff herself, yelling and ranting and raving: “Clearly you’re going through something else, because you’re acting like a f-cking lunatic. So maybe deal with that. What I said to you was rude and I wasn’t even being serious, so I said I’m sorry for that. But you’re the most f-cking entitled person on the planet when you work the least.” Again: Amazing! If you need to catch up, you can go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online now. If you wanna see how this spat ends, you can tune in to E! at 9/8c on Sunday, August 5.
As you may have heard, Kylie Jenner’s cosmetics line is quite popular. So popular, in fact, that Kylie is almost a billionaire as a result of her wildly successful lip kits and other products. Of course, there’s a reason that so many have taken issue with the phrase “self-made” being applied to Kylie . After all, Kylie has had a lot of help from her many famous family members, most notably, of course, her mom and manager, Kris Jenner. But Kris wasn’t the only parent to raise Kylie, and it seems the 20-year-old mogul wants to remind the world that there’s another important role model in her life. Kylie has been extremely close to her father for her entire life, and she credits Caitlyn Jenner for helping her grow into the incredibly successful adult she’s become. Now, she’s repaying the favor by getting Caitlyn involved in her several hundred million dollar makeup empire. In a recent Instagram story, Kylie brought Caitlyn on camera to help her introduce a new filter that allows fans to see how they would look in various lipstick shades without actually having to buy the product. “What is an Instagram filter?” asked a slightly confused Caitlyn. “I saw, ‘Oh Kylie is using an Instagram filter.’ What the hell is that?” Kylie patiently explained the concept to the 68-year-old former Olympian: “Try on all my colors and it just makes you look flawless with a little lash,” she stated. The father-daughter duo seemed to enjoy trying on different shades together, but more important than the new product launch was the obvious bond that they share. Of course, this isn’t the first time that Kylie has shared her love for Caitlyn on social media. Most recently, she paid tribute to Cait on Father’s Day by posting a collage of photos of the two of them together. “So lucky to call you my dad,” she captioned the post. And we’re sure Cait is equally happy to call Kylie her daughter. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her Sexiest Snapshots as the Hottest Mom Ever
