I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians.. They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally.. I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right? I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever… What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.
I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians.. They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally.. I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right? I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever… What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.
I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Reese Witherspoon drunk is usually a recipe for disaster that sometimes leads to viral video gold. While her epic tirade against the officers who arrested her for disorderly conduct last year may have shown us that Reese can be an angry drunk, videos that were posted to Vine late last night show us a softer, gentler (but just as hammered) side of Reese. Reese Witherspoon Drunk The Oscar-winning mother of three was hanging out with model Cara Delevingne and sporting some magnificent cleavage when someone busted out a camera phone to record the moment for prosperity. What we got as a result are two amazing clips of Reese being the life of the party. In the clip above, she offers up some very weird sex advice, saying that “the most important thing about a name for a girl is that a man can whisper it into his pillow.” That quote may not seem to make much sense, but we’re sure after guzzling a half-gallon of cosmos, it sounds like life-changing words of wisdom. In another hilarious clip from the same evening, Reese Witherspoon attempts to pronounce Cara Delevingne’s name with hilarious results: Reese Witherspoon Partying Video “If you force me to say your last name, I’ll be f–ked,” says Reese before proceeding to butcher said name. We like this side of Reese! These clips are certainly more amusing than her Witherspoon’s arrest video , which was really just sad. You can relive that nastiness below: Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video
Shanina Shaik is some portuguese water dog model with a great ass, who I assume was a fisherman before being sold off to the evil billion dollar panty corporation…who have lent her out to other panty corporations because they probably manufacture their bullshit for them in their sweatshops all you middle american assholes who like Victoria’s Secret support when you buy their shitty overpriced smut that you think will make you look like one of their models…when really all it does is smell like a poor Indian child’s tears and sweat… I also assume, that despite not being with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I don’t think loves the ethnic ones, is not quite a hooker yet, even if all modelling has a whole lot of prostitution to it…. Catalog Pics are always dull…but here they are anyway.
Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.
Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.
I hope Michelle Rodriguez isn’t the jealous type, because here’s her girlfriend Cara Delevingne hanging out with Rihanna in a shopping cart during Paris Fashion Week for some reason. I’ve never been a big fan of Cara, I don’t really get what makes her Victoria’s Secret material, especially since I post no-name models who are 20 times as hot as she is pretty much every day. That said, I do love Rihanna, so yeah, maybe I’m just jealous. Because clearly it should be me in there fooling around with that perfect booty. I’m telling you guys, life just isn’t fair. » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com
Movie fans, prepare to geek out, because the Nikes worn by Michael J. Fox’s character Marty McFly in Back to the Future 2 are actually being made next year! The occasion? It will be 2015, when the futuristic film was set … ages ago. Some things from the movie version of 2015 envisioned by the iconic franchise in the late 1980s are not likely to be produced next year, such as hoverboards. Ditto accurate weather forecasts. Still working on that nowadays, right?! Oh well, you gotta take what you can get, and it looks like you’ll really be able to get Nikes with power laces like the ones McFly velcroed up in the “Future.” According to Movie Fanatic, Nike will produce these in a limited edition. Expect them to fetch huge sums in secondary online markets, as demand will no doubt be through the roof thanks to movie buffs, rappers, hoopsters alike! To relive the awesomeness of the original movie, watch Back to the Future online , and once we hear where these sneaks are available, we’ll let you know!
Perhaps having learned to keep secrets from her six seasons on the CW’s Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester has dropped a major one on fans today: She’s married to Adam Brody! Indeed, just three months after Meester and Brody confirmed their engagement, sources tell Us Weekly that the adorable couple exchanged vows this weekend. In a hush-hush ceremony, the former OC star and the beloved Blair Waldorf’s alter ego tied the knot after a little over a year of dating. The teen TV drama tandem had met in 2011 on the set of The Oranges and “were always close and friendly,” an insider said of the two at the time. Meester previously dated actors Aaron Himelstein and Sebastian Stan, while Brody romanced Rachel Bilson, but this is the first marriage for both. We couldn’t be happier and we send them our very, VERY best wishes! Here’s a look at Adam, Leighton and 14 other celebrity duos who make us believe in love! 14 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple! As always, Gossip Girl fans, you can relive all of the classic moments from Seasons 1-6 (or just 1-2) on TV Fanatic. Click to watch Gossip Girl online !
