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Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Big Momma Kate Upton is looking older, more sophisticated…like a mom of 5 who lives in a mansion up the hill…and who is walking around the grocery store with her two maids…pretending to be a mom…you know dignified… I guess it would make sense for Kate Upton to look 40 and like a mom by the age of 25…because at 16, her tits were bigger than your fucking head. Freaks of nature that hormonally, made you think, she’s probably going to be fat as fuck, this is unnatural, but that her parents figured they could use to set up her life and future….and they did… Despite, being huge, fat, disgustng, sloppy, broad as fuck…..she still never became a “plus sized model”…and despite falling off the radar, not really be anything special…she still managed to make 3.5 million dollars last year…in what I would have assumed was her worst year ever, as no one cared about her tits anymore…because new big natural tits took her place.. Kate Upton…pulled off a great scam…isn’t that hot, never was that hot, just busty…then fat…now this…a mom..and or a barn animal in a dress..for Harper’s Bazaar… If you care about the Top Model Earning List…. Here it is: 1. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million 2. Cara Delevingne: $9 million 3. Adriana Lima: $9 million 4. Doutzen Kroes: $7.5 million 5. Natalia Vodianova: $7 million 6. Miranda Kerr: $5.5 million 7. Joan Smalls: $5.5 million 8. Lara Stone: $5 million 9. Alessandra Ambrosio: $5 million 10. Candice Swanepoel: $5 million 11. Karlie Kloss: $5 million 12.Carolyn Murphy: $4.5 million 13. Kate Moss: $4.5 million 14. Liu Wen: $4.5 million 15. Daria Werbowy: $4.5 million 16. Kendall Jenner: $4 million 17. Hilary Rhoda: $3.5 million 18. Kate Upton: $3.5 million 19. Jourdan Dunn: $3.5 million Insane when you know as well as I know that people don’t care about these models, that people will still look at the campaign with no name models, that so many girls will model for free….who are hotter an more interesting and that paying models…especailly this kind of money is just a scam ad agencies do to keep the high budgets coming in from the brands…because if brands didn’t spend their 20% of earning on marketing, the economy would explode and they would just pay it to taxes, so you might as well go for the gold..or in Kate Upton’s case…the monster model who costs a lot… The post Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Your Favorite People Hung Out And Took Selfies, So You Can See Them From Multiple Angles

Kardashian-Jenner members took selfies with Jaden and Willow Smith, Cara Delevingne and pretty much everyone else you love at Olivier Rousteing’s birthday party.

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Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day

Celebrities are weird and the fact that they even exist is weirder…I get the whole draw to musicians and popstars because people listen to and dance to music…but famous actors or models makes absolutely no sense to me…because they are just puppets who don’t connect to anyone on an emotional level…and in Cara Delevingne’s case, just clever enough to position herself with desperate enough for friends famous people…who found her attitude refreshing in a sheltered and controlled world they are forced into…even though her “don’t give a fuck” attitude is a total groupie giving a fuck attitude…because she’s flying around to hang with Rihanna and posing with her like she was Taylor Swift…as it is good for business…and also her ego…because celebrities only like people who suck their dicks…so as Cara strategically gives the media the finger…she’s giving Rihanna a different kind of finger, one that brings orgasms…because she doesn’t want to lose this life that she lives… I guess what I am saying is that Rihanna is more famous than Cara, yet they are together in bikinis, because Cara is relevant and Rihanna likes relevant things, and Cara likes famous things that make her relevant…in this weird circle of “How does this Cara chick even exist, why does she matter, her bikini pics aren’t even hot, yet she’s everywhere, and people love her”…where’s the scam…let’s figure this out..but why bother…lesbians anyway you look at them are anti-climatic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re more into her showing the world her tit…here’s her tit TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sam Smith And Cara Delevingne Were The Cutest Friends Ever At Rock In Rio

Sam Smith and Cara Delevingne had the best time ever at Brazil’s Rock in Rio festival.

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day

UK model Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Kate Moss. We can safely say this is her idol, because both are from the UK, and Cara Delevingne, rich kid, is a hipster, who we can assume grew up on Kate Moss, and wore the Kate Moss T-shirt as hipsters do, and has crafter her party, lesbian, I don’t give a fuck, s pretty much a photocopy of her existence…so now that they’ve been put together in a campaign, they’re now best of friends, because Kate Moss, hasn’t changed since she was 20, and still parties and gets fucked up, and probably likes being around the youth, the it girls, because it makes it seem OK.. This is a lot like how Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Dick Clarke up the ass on his death bed…only the model version…and I guess Cara in her trying hard to be cool and not caring…involves giving herself street cred by posting a topless / censored pic Kate Took of her, and one I guess she took of Kate…and the whole thing….bores me…but is more interesting than other things going on… The post Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Pia Mia was some good girl, barely famous, have Guam, so AMerican by formalities, who was sold off by her parents, who I assume are rich and who kind of established herself as some bootleg Disney star, but who went viral, and I’m not sure why, because this isn’t a Pia Mia biography, or moment in her life and existence… I am just posting pics she took with Terry Richardson, that are safe, boring, typical of the internet and instagram now that everyone takes half naked pics every fucking day of their lives, diluting the half naked pics that matter, bombarding me with noise, making me insanely bored of all photoshoots… Because of her bolt on tits… I always like 5 foot tall, young girls, with bolt on tits, trying to have a legitimate career, now that the whole immigrant child star on youtube due to a pimp of a mother…by showing those tits… I don’t really give a fuck about who or what Pia Mia is…I am just annoyed she’s not my waitress at one of those TIKI restaurants… The post Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Ass Cheek of the Day

Cara Delevingne flashed her ass….to the people… Cara Delevingne should be flashing her ass…because it keeps people talking about her….and her shamelessness as being the rich kid, having fun at parties, being wild and giving a relevant hipster “I don’t give a fuck”..while totally giving a fuck persona…that other celebs were drawn to and even ate out of her ass and pussy…like Michelle Rodriguez…because as you know…rich kids have access…and it’s just a matter of getting the celebs wanting you around by being hot, fun or quirky…or I guess showing your ass.. She’s managed to get cast in movies and really matter, in a rags to riches story that is more a rich girl to richer story…from parties to on screen as acting requires no skill, talent, or experience… Either way, big deal, and here is a window in to her soul that Michelle Rodriguez saw…from a little closer up… Keep Showing That Ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day

Cara Delevingne brought her hipster rich kid, with access and famous friends, that she’s leveraged into a serious modelingand acting career, all while having some of the most iconic model eyebrows in recent years…to a Stella McCartney lingerie campaign to support breast cancer, even though I’ve heard bra’s cause cancer, but I’m also ignorant….and use that line one girls when I’m in the mood to see hard nipples through their shirts…which is more and more common and still interesting..just less exciting…now that people aren’t wearing bras…unless they are Cara Delevigne getting paid a lot of money to do this…money that would be better spent donated to breast cancer…than to a campaign that supports breast cancer… Either way, Cara Delevingne matters, she probably shouldn’t, but she does…and as a supporter of fighting breast cancer since i like breasts, with a girl in underwear, because I like half naked, I guess this is some of her best work…. To See Cara Delevingne in a Bike at Burning Man CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Strips WAY Down for Lipstick Ad

This just in: Cara Delevingne is not shy. The model is featured in a new commercial for YSL Beauty, a spot that is titled “The Rouge That Dresses Me,” and for good reason: Because the ad ends with Cara wearing nothing but this lipstick! Delevingne has never exactly been shy about donning her birthday suit, often posing topless or even all-out nude on Instagram. In this instance, Delevingne joins good friend Kendall Jenner in the beauty advertising game, with Kendall being featured in a new ad this week for an Estee Lauder fragrance. We'd ask which stars wears it better, but Delevingne is wearing nothing at all here, so that makes it tough to compare.

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Cara Delevingne Strips WAY Down for Lipstick Ad

This just in: Cara Delevingne is not shy. The model is featured in a new commercial for YSL Beauty, a spot that is titled “The Rouge That Dresses Me,” and for good reason: Because the ad ends with Cara wearing nothing but this lipstick! Delevingne has never exactly been shy about donning her birthday suit, often posing topless or even all-out nude on Instagram. In this instance, Delevingne joins good friend Kendall Jenner in the beauty advertising game, with Kendall being featured in a new ad this week for an Estee Lauder fragrance. We'd ask which stars wears it better, but Delevingne is wearing nothing at all here, so that makes it tough to compare.

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