According to my very extensive, high quality, 30,000 posts of nonsense, archives, this Guinevere Van Seenus , the girl you may know as having one of those stupid immigrant model names because it is marketable…has been naked for fashion a lot over the last 4 years that you would think maybe she was doing it to advance her career, like a stripper or a hooker, and I don’t mean a high class hooker or pornstar hooker, but rather an actual street hooker…only in a “fashion” setting so it is art and considered celebrating the woman form – you say potato and say potato…an expression that doesn’t translate so well when written, but you get what I’m saying… These are her creepier nudes and they are shot by Henrik Bulow
Trey Songz has become the latest victim of a Twitter hoax today, but the R&B singer was not killed off a la Chumlee or Wayne Knight by the Internet. He was merely outed as gay. Rumors that Trey Songz came out began circulating on social media after a doctored tweet purportedly sent from his Twitter account surfaced online. News of his supposed coming out soon provoked myriad responses and re-tweets, with reactions ranging from amused to surprised to apathetic. The “Dive In” singer soon hit back at the tricksters responsible, denying that he’s gay and ripping those that made crude comments at his expense, “The things you people craft up with hatred in your hearts … the things people believe without question, or validity, all baffles me,” he said. “Photoshop and a retweet is all people need to believe, any and everything. I feel bad for the impressionable, no minds of their own,” he added later. “If I’m gay then Tupac bringing me a ounce for this session wit Biggie tomorrow,” Songz concluded. “No weapon. #LOVE. Last tweet was funny doe!!” Here’s a look at some memorable celebrity hoaxes over the years … Celebrity Death Hoaxes: Stars the Internet Fake-Killed Open Slideshow 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. View As List 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. 2. Sharkeisha Sharkeisha was killed off by an Internet hoax, not long after she nearly killed a classmate with this insane sucker punch. 3. Wayne Knight Wayne Knight is alive and well. 4. Chumlee Pawn Stars’ Chumlee is not dead, despite a hoax indicating as much. 5. Celine Dion Celine Dion was fake-killed on Facebook pretty recently. 6. Chloe Moretz Chloe Moretz was far from pleased about the hoax that killed her online. 7. Bindi Irwin Bindi Irwin is alive, well and all grown up! 8. Jon Bon Jovi Jon Bon Jovi is still healthy and rocking out hard … thank goodness! 9. Cher Cher may be getting up there in years, but she’s in good health. 10. Vanilla Ice Vanilla Ice is the perfect candidate for such a hoax, but he’s actually in a pretty good place lately. 11. Eddie Murphy Stop trying to kill Eddie Murphy online, people. 12. Kanye West Rumors of Kanye West’s demise are about as real as Kim Kardashian’s face (not very). 13. Tiger Woods Tiger Woods killed his career for a time in 2009, but rest assured, he is physically alive. 14. Spencer Pratt Some of you may be strangely let down by the fact that Spencer Pratt death rumors were fake. 15. Sinbad Sinbad was done in by his own Wikipedia page. 16. Jeff Goldblum The Jeff Goldblum death hoax was one of the most notorious. 17. Justin Bieber In March 2012, “RIP Justin Bieber” really pissed off the legions of Beliebers who enjoy being overly aggressive and emotional about their douchebag hero in 140 characters or less. 18. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton fell victim to a fictional car crash in September 2012 … and in 2007, was allegedly shanked to death in jail. 19. Taylor Lautner The rumor mill got creative for the death of Taylor Lauther in 2010. When his death started trending on Twitter, the story was that Lautner had been “drugged by strippers.” 20. Eminem Reports of Eminem’s death have been greatly exaggerated.
Already a spokesman for Adidas , Justin Bieber may be striking a few sexy poses for another famous brand in the new future. The singer has included a pair of new photos on his Instagram account, including along with them one simple question: “What if I do a Calvin Klein campaign? Comment below yes or no.” Hmmm… we wonder which answer fans will give. There’s no word yet on whether Bieber has actually signed a deal with Calvin Klein, but it’s very safe to assume. In other professional news, rumors continue to swirl that Bieber may tour with Selena Gomez . Do you want to see Bieber pose for Calvin Klein? Yes No I don’t care View Poll » If it’ll help you decide, here are a bunch of Justin Bieber shirtless photos to ogle over: 20 HAWT Photos of Justin Bieber Shirtless Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF Do it, Justin Bieber! This amazing GIF captures this hot singer without a shirt on. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF Do it, Justin Bieber! This amazing GIF captures this hot singer without a shirt on. 2. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 3. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram pic. Hardcore, JB. 4. Justin Bieber Shirtless Style Justin Bieber has posted another selfie of himself with a shirt on. This is barely even news anymore. 5. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these. 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Shot Justin Bieber is shirtless and showing off his six-pack in this Twit pic. It’s very impressive. 7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram Justin Bieber gets shirtless on Instagram. You are welcome, ladies. We think? 8. Justin Bieber Shirtless… Again Justin Bieber has posted this photo of himself on Instagram and then mocked those who thinks he goes shirtless too often. 9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram Photo Justin Bieber is shirtless again on Instagram. He posted this photo in April 2013. 10. Justin Bieber Shirtless for Vogue Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless again. But this time it’s for a spread in Teen Vogue. 11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Photo Justin Bieber shirtless alert! Justin Bieber shirtless alert! Take your time and ogle away, female readers. 12. Justin Bieber Shirtless Pic Justin Bieber has gone shirtless on Instagram. Stare away, ladies. Take your time. 13. Justin Bieber Shirtless Justin Bieber hangs out in Cabo in this photo, without a shirt on, of course. Stare for as long as you’d like, ladies. 14. Justin Bieber No Shirt Picture How did Justin Bieber celebrate his 19th birthday? By taking his shirt off, of course! 15. Justin Bieber Shirtless for Us Weekly Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless again. In this case, he’s posing for a special spread in Us Weekly. 16. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 17. Shirtless Bieber Pic Justin Bieber was spotted at a brothel. Because that only seems logical for Justin Bieber these days. 18. Justin Bieber Gets Hot It’s tough work being this attractive. Justin Bieber wipes his brow during a tour stop in China. 19. Bieber Crotch Grab Justin Bieber is at his crotch-grabbing best in this photo. 20. Justin Bieber: Shirtless in China Justin Bieber is once again shirtless. This is a picture of the singer in China.
If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there’s one we know they’re capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars. Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn. Others are famous simply because of amateur porn ( cough … Kim Kardshian ). Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur ( Farrah Abraham ). All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club. So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all? Okay, don’t answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you’re into and on your personal definition of “hot.” You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away: 15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars Open Slideshow 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. View As List 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. 2. Kim Kardashian Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star. 3. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once! 4. Farrah Abraham Okay, there’s nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she’s far from a pro when it comes to everything else. 5. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson’s sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core. 6. Octomom Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2×4, but so be it. 7. Hulk Hogan The Hulk Hogan sex tape with Heather Clem supposedly left him feeling betrayed. He felt incredibly exposed … literally and otherwise. 8. Tila Tequila Tila Tequila was uncorked on video. And also sort of uncomfortable to look at. 9. Tami Erin Tami Erin put the schlong in Pippi Longstocking. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Whatever. 10. Leighton Meester An old Leighton Meester sex tape rocked the web a few years back. She has talented feet. 11. Mindy McCready Mindy McCready’s sex tape was called Baseball Mistress because she had an affair with MLB star Roger Clemens, who was not on the sex tape at all. Some other dude hit it then. That’s just funny. 12. Johnny Carson Heeeeeere’s Johnny’s mono-LOG! 13. Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis was also a sex tape star in his own right, although he kept it from the public … thank goodness. 14. Myla Sinanaj Myla Sinanaj, the girl Kris Humphries dated after Kim Kardashian dumped him, billed herself as the anti-Kim K. Ironic, since she is kind of obsessed with Kim K. 15. John Edwards A John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape actually existed, a fun (we guess) side note to the sad, shocking sex scandal that torpedoed his career.
Scott Eastwood earned immediate celebrity crush status last year with his Town & Country photo shoot, but the up and coming actor is quick to shrug it off. The same goes for his movie career – he’s got four coming out this year alone, including Fury with Brad Pitt and Shia LeBeouf – which he’s just as humble about. 13 Smoldering Scott Eastwood Photos Open Slideshow 1. Scott Eastwood Photograph Scott Eastwood in Town & Country. The son of Clint Eastwood has become a bona fide heart throb. View As List 1. Scott Eastwood Photograph Scott Eastwood in Town & Country. The son of Clint Eastwood has become a bona fide heart throb. 2. Scott Eastwood in Town & Country Photo Scott Eastwood in Town & Country Magazine. The hunk has become a bona fide heart throb. 3. Scott Eastwood Town & Country Cover Scott Eastwood is seen here on the cover of Town & Country. Clint’s son definitely inherited some good genes! 4. Scott Eastwood: Hot Photo! Scott Eastwood is hot. Clint’s son definitely inherited some good genes! 5. Scott Eastwood Shirtless Pic Scott Eastwood shirtless. In front of a tank. This guy is really going places. 6. A Scott Eastwood Picture Scott Eastwood in a photo from Town & Country magazine. It’s a good one, no doubt. 7. Scott Eastwood Town & Country A great Scott Eastwood photo in Town & Country magazine. A spitting image of his father Clint. 8. Scott Eastwood Image Scott Eastwood in Town & Country magazine. A spitting image of Clint, his famous father. 9. Scott Eastwood in Town & Country A Scott Eastwood photo in Town & Country magazine. A spitting image of Clint, his dad. 10. Scott Eastwood Shirtless Photo A Scott Eastwood shirtless photo in Town & Country magazine. A spitting image of Clint. 11. Scott Eastwood Pic Scott Eastwood, Clint’s son, is making quite a name for himself as an actor and model. 12. Scott Eastwood Photo Scott Eastwood, the son of Clint Eastwood, is turning heads in the new issue of Town & Country. 13. Scott Eastwood Shirtless Scott Eastwood, the shirtless son of Clint Eastwood, in the new issue of Town & Country. “My life doesn’t change. I still have to go out and work hard every day, and do the best that I can do,” he said at the Sabatoge premiere in Los Angeles. “I’m a third generation Californian, and there’s a lot of talented, good-looking guys in California, so I’m just happy to be working, and lucky to be working.” Of course, all of those other guys don’t get to call Clint Eastwood dad. The younger Eastwood, 28, embarrassingly laughs off questions about whether it’s a blessing or a curse to inherit the Oscar-winning legend’s good genes. “I don’t think that you can look at it like that,” says Scott Eastwood . Typically, he adds, “I’ve had a lot of great opportunities most people dream about, so no, I’m just grateful to have the opportunities that I’ve had.” In the recent past, Scott also hasn’t been shy about praising his actor/director dad, both for his career pursuits and the life lessons he’s taught him. “My father taught me not to overthink things,” he told Town & Country’s Top 50 bachelors issue back in February. “That nothing will ever be perfect.” All one can do, he says, is “just keep moving and do your best.” Safe to say he’s making dad (and everyone else) proud so far.
She lied to you Jack! Lyin’ on her hymen may have helped Beyoncé make it to the top. At least that’s what one report is claiming. Beyoncé Lied About Virginity To Jay Z And Influential Suitors To Further Career Ya girl Bey was recently named as the subject of a juicy Blind Item published by Crazy Days And Nights : This A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is married now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she was a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first. There are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to think they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost her virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an auto accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make sure she was always a force in the business. The first man owned a record label and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was the first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and signed her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole hours in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who our singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but wanted this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he got divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to spend a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her husband who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and intended to remain so until she got married. She didn’t make it that far, but did manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally ended up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in gifts and cash even without her huge record sales. And that’s why they call it POWER U!!! Hey, can you really blame her? The girl is smart. This ish is chess not checkers!!! The real question is, who are the other two guys? Let’s think about some label heads and producers who “worked” with Beyoncé prior to 2003… Let us know what you come up with in the comments. Hit the flip for more flashback photos Of Jay Z and Beyoncé from when they first started dating. GettyImages
We haven’t had her on the site in a while, so you might’ve forgotten, but Elisandra Tomacheski ‘s bikini pictures are so hot, they should come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Caution: prolonged exposure can cause disorientation, drooling, and memory loss. In fact, pretty much the only bad thing about this latest set of pictures is that there aren’t more of them. So go ahead and enjoy, but just make sure to proceed with caution.
We haven’t had her on the site in a while, so you might’ve forgotten, but Elisandra Tomacheski ‘s bikini pictures are so hot, they should come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Caution: prolonged exposure can cause disorientation, drooling, and memory loss. In fact, pretty much the only bad thing about this latest set of pictures is that there aren’t more of them. So go ahead and enjoy, but just make sure to proceed with caution.