Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…
Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…
Remember Miley was engaged at 12 to some dude who was using her to increase his profile, cuz Hannah Montana fans are loyal as shit…and will buy anything Miley Touches, even used condoms she used with black dudes…provided she used condoms…which she doesn’t because no one ever does…. Well, his name was Liam something, he was from Australia, he cheated on Miley with January Jones, because that’s just how bad Miley is in bed, she’ll drive you to fuck some single mother pushing 50….and this is his new pussy. Her name is Eiza González…I am going to assume she’s Hispanic, I am also going to assume she’s milking the celebrity cock as hard as she can so that he keeps on making her a household name…it helps her career…and here she is in Glamous…being as Glamourous as a sloppy second, bottom feeding, using Miley in the most convoluted way, mooch can be… She’s boring….I like her INSTAGRAM better….
I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him. If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up. Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…
Joanna Krupa may be the worst kind of bottom feeding hooker, who milked her communist escapee heritage for jobs early on in her career…like “I’m an immigrant” even though she was in America since she was 2….that lead to such high profile gigs as Maxim, FHM and a few promo model gigs for some shitty brands…until she turned 30 and realized, the end was near and she had to step it up or she’d remain a nobody a couple of mechanics may have jerked off to a few times, so she tricked Dancing with the Stars to bring her in as the pussy that makes the show tolerable for husbands forced to watch the shit…and that brought her to other reality shows…where she remains the same gold digging hooker bottom feeder she always was…but with more money and fame…even a household name in the worst part of town…but that doesn’t mean her selfie ass pics for attention on her internet profiles aren’t as amazing as they are when any girl, no matter how vile, puts shit like this out there…you can hate a bitch, think a bitch is garbage, or ugly, but when she starts posting selfies like this, you can’t really hate her, at least not for the 3 minutes you’re looking at the self produced shameless pic…cuz we like exhibitionist broken girls crying for attention..even when we hate them….
It seems like only yesterday we fell in love with a serial killer named Dexter Morgan and now we’ve watched those sensuous opening credits roll for a final time. Ahhh. Dexter Morgan. The smirk. The pink shirts. The biceps. What a SKILF. I mean. Wait. What was I doing again? Oh, right. The Dexter finale. We’re recapping it here, but be sure to head over to TV Fanatic for the full Dexter series finale review . He Said, She Said: On the ride to the hospital, Deb tells Quinn she’s done some pretty bad things. He says that by being a cop, she gets to do good things to make up for whatever it is she did. She says she needs to save a busload of nuns. He thinks back to his schoolboy days and says “don’t save ’em.” Terminal: When Hannah gets stranded in the bathroom at the airport, Dexter plants a suspicious bag and blames it on Elway. Elway gets taken for questioning and Hannah can escape the loo, but Dexter’s plan grounds their flight. Big Brother: Dexter gets the call that Deb is in the hospital after being shot by Saxon. Once she’s out of surgery, she tells him to go to Argentina to be with Hannah and Harrison. He follows her F-bomb laden orders. Sort of. He sends Harrison off with Hannah and plans to meet up with them. He also gives Hannah a bag of “essentials.” Then he goes off in search of Saxon. Terminator : Saxon, like a terminator, walks around Miami with a bullet wound. In the middle of hurricane prep. And no one seems to notice that he’s bleeding all over everything. He gets a veterinarian to stitch him up then, in what might be the grossest thing on the show ever, cuts out the vet’s tongue so he can sneak into the hospital to finish what he started with Deb. But Miami Metro busts him. Surprise, motherf***er! Bad News Bears: Dexter and Quinn learn that Debra isn’t so okay after all. She’s in a vegetative state. Quinn believes in miracles. Dexter does not. A Little Jab’ll Do Ya: Dexter dons his Miami Metro badge and gets access to Saxon’s holding cell. He lays out the tools in his test kit and eventually kills Saxon with a ballpoint pen to the jugular. And people think penmanship is dead! Psha! Another Little Jab’ll Do Ya: Elway catches up to Hannah and Harrison on a bus headed toward Daytona. Hannah uses one of Dexter’s super special horse tranquilizers to knock Elway out so that she and Harrison can escape. The Perfect Storm: Dexter goes to the hospital and, in the chaos from the hurricane, turns off Debra’s life support. He tells Harrison he loves him just before he dumps Deb’s body in the ocean like the Bay Harbor Butcher he is. Then he drives the Slice of Life directly into the hurricane. Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina: Hannah reads the news of Dexter’s “death” on her iPad while sipping an espresso in a cafe with Harrison. She sheds a single tear before taking Harrison out for ice cream. Just Jack: While those he loved (loves?) go on living without him, Dexter lives a solitary life as a lumberjack. At least we know he’ll still have his biceps, right? What grade would you give the series finale of Dexter? A B C D F View Poll »
It seems like only yesterday we fell in love with a serial killer named Dexter Morgan and now we’ve watched those sensuous opening credits roll for a final time. Ahhh. Dexter Morgan. The smirk. The pink shirts. The biceps. What a SKILF. I mean. Wait. What was I doing again? Oh, right. The Dexter finale. We’re recapping it here, but be sure to head over to TV Fanatic for the full Dexter series finale review . He Said, She Said: On the ride to the hospital, Deb tells Quinn she’s done some pretty bad things. He says that by being a cop, she gets to do good things to make up for whatever it is she did. She says she needs to save a busload of nuns. He thinks back to his schoolboy days and says “don’t save ’em.” Terminal: When Hannah gets stranded in the bathroom at the airport, Dexter plants a suspicious bag and blames it on Elway. Elway gets taken for questioning and Hannah can escape the loo, but Dexter’s plan grounds their flight. Big Brother: Dexter gets the call that Deb is in the hospital after being shot by Saxon. Once she’s out of surgery, she tells him to go to Argentina to be with Hannah and Harrison. He follows her F-bomb laden orders. Sort of. He sends Harrison off with Hannah and plans to meet up with them. He also gives Hannah a bag of “essentials.” Then he goes off in search of Saxon. Terminator : Saxon, like a terminator, walks around Miami with a bullet wound. In the middle of hurricane prep. And no one seems to notice that he’s bleeding all over everything. He gets a veterinarian to stitch him up then, in what might be the grossest thing on the show ever, cuts out the vet’s tongue so he can sneak into the hospital to finish what he started with Deb. But Miami Metro busts him. Surprise, motherf***er! Bad News Bears: Dexter and Quinn learn that Debra isn’t so okay after all. She’s in a vegetative state. Quinn believes in miracles. Dexter does not. A Little Jab’ll Do Ya: Dexter dons his Miami Metro badge and gets access to Saxon’s holding cell. He lays out the tools in his test kit and eventually kills Saxon with a ballpoint pen to the jugular. And people think penmanship is dead! Psha! Another Little Jab’ll Do Ya: Elway catches up to Hannah and Harrison on a bus headed toward Daytona. Hannah uses one of Dexter’s super special horse tranquilizers to knock Elway out so that she and Harrison can escape. The Perfect Storm: Dexter goes to the hospital and, in the chaos from the hurricane, turns off Debra’s life support. He tells Harrison he loves him just before he dumps Deb’s body in the ocean like the Bay Harbor Butcher he is. Then he drives the Slice of Life directly into the hurricane. Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina: Hannah reads the news of Dexter’s “death” on her iPad while sipping an espresso in a cafe with Harrison. She sheds a single tear before taking Harrison out for ice cream. Just Jack: While those he loved (loves?) go on living without him, Dexter lives a solitary life as a lumberjack. At least we know he’ll still have his biceps, right? What grade would you give the series finale of Dexter? A B C D F View Poll »
If you don’t know who actress Merritt Wever is, you will after seeing her Emmy Awards acceptance speech, which was easily the best in the show’s history. When Tina Fey and Amy Poehler announced that Wever won Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, many viewers were pretty surprised. But that surprise paled in comparison to this amazing acceptance speech: Merritt Wever Emmy Acceptance Speech Host Neil Patrick Harris, after she exited stage right, summed it up best: “Merritt Wever, best speech ever. Good luck to everyone else.” Some may recognize her from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip , Lena Dunham’s first film Tiny Furniture , or as Schmidt’s sort-of girlfriend Elizabeth on New Girl . But the 2013 Emmys honored Merritt for her work on Nurse Jackie as Zoey Barlow, the titular character’s best friend at work. For that, we congratulate her! And encourage others to prepare speeches ahead of time.
If you don’t know who actress Merritt Wever is, you will after seeing her Emmy Awards acceptance speech, which was easily the best in the show’s history. When Tina Fey and Amy Poehler announced that Wever won Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, many viewers were pretty surprised. But that surprise paled in comparison to this amazing acceptance speech: Merritt Wever Emmy Acceptance Speech Host Neil Patrick Harris, after she exited stage right, summed it up best: “Merritt Wever, best speech ever. Good luck to everyone else.” Some may recognize her from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip , Lena Dunham’s first film Tiny Furniture , or as Schmidt’s sort-of girlfriend Elizabeth on New Girl . But the 2013 Emmys honored Merritt for her work on Nurse Jackie as Zoey Barlow, the titular character’s best friend at work. For that, we congratulate her! And encourage others to prepare speeches ahead of time.
Henry Bromell won a posthumous award for the Homeland Season 2 episode “Q&A” at the 2013 Emmy Awards last night. The writer passed away in March. His widow, Sarah Bromell, accepted his award and noted how hard he and the Homeland crew worked on the episode that was pivotal for Season 2. The Outstanding Writing Emmy marked a tribute to his career, and Claire Danes, who won for Outstanding Lead Actress, remembered him as well: “He was a brilliant person and so kind, and we continue to think of him every day as we work on the show he helped define,” she said of Henry Bromell. His widow noted how pivotal that episode was to Homeland Season 2 . “It was like a little movie and it was really difficult to figure out how to do it,” Sarah Bromell said. “They found a really beautiful solution to the problem.” “It was a huge puzzle piece in the whole season.” Henry Bromell Wins Posthumous Emmy Bromell noted that Homeland was a fitting closer to her husband’s career, which included shows like Homicide, I’ll Fly Away and Northern Exposure . R.I.P.
