Gigi Hadid is a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, because they’ve positioned her and got her work, followers, relevance, and the world takes her seriously, despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians ….and the fact she exists is hilarious to me…. Gigig Hadid is not that hot, at least she’s skinnier than she was, and she’s not a talented model, whatever that means, since modeling is so dumb, but I guess she’s a good promo model who can sell product, or maybe brands just want the “it girl” who is self proclaimed it girl, to run their marketing programs…I don’t get it… But I do think her playing dead, with dead eyes, in tight clothes is some of her best work for a brand…I assume dead rich girl / sugar baby – is what they are going for – and she does it so well…because really a rich kid model who craves fame – is no differnt than a hooker craving money for crack…it’s just a different, better smelling table… Either way – garbage…lazy fucking garbage…that she probably made millions for….the world is stupid. The post Gigi Hadid Plays Dead Hooker Pose for a Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit… Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger. The post Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career… She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this… The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens… The post Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me… The post Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me… The post Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last night, the world learned that beloved sitcom star Alan Thicke passed away after suffering a massive heart attack while playing hockey with his son. Thicke has been mourned by millions on social media, including many celebrities who knew the actor personally. Of course, despite his many roles over the years, Thicke remains best known as Jason Seaver on the long-running ABC series Growing Pains – a show that also launched the career of one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t an original member of the Growing Pains cast, but he’s often said that when he signed on in the show’s final season, at the age of 16, he was welcomed like family. Today, the Oscar-winner posted a moving tribute to Thicke on his Facebook page: “Alan was a devoted father, husband, friend and role model. He knew how to harness the power of the entertainment industry to be a positive influence in so many lives – including mine. “I will be forever grateful for the opportunity I had to work with Alan early in my career. He had tremendous class, a huge heart, and he taught me and so many others the valuable lessons about humility and gratitude. “I’ve seen him a number of times over the years and when Alan Thicke walked in the room, quite frankly, no one was cooler. I miss him already – my thoughts and prayers are with the entire Thicke family during this difficult time.” Actor Kirk Cameron, who starred on the show as Thicke’s son, Mike Seaver, also shared come kind words about one of his first co-stars on social media: “I spent Monday through Friday for seven important years with Alan Thicke as my ‘TV dad.’ I’m shocked and truly heartbroken today at the news of his death,” Cameron wrote on Instagram. “Alan was a generous, kind and loving man. I am so blessed to have grown up with him. Chelsea and I send our love and prayers to his family tonight. We will cherish the memories…’sharing the laughter and love.'” Thicke is survived by three children, including his eldest son, pop singer Robin Thicke. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten
It’s hard to imagine a more convincing Santa Claus than Knoxville, Tennessee resident Eric Schmitt-Matzen. With his long white beard, easy smile, and 6-foot, 300-pound frame, Schmitt-Matzen is like a Saint Nick drawing come to life. But the most important similarity between Schmitt-Matzen and every kids’ favorite gift-giver has nothing to with appearance, and everything to do with the ability to spread joy to children, even in the most difficult of circumstances. Schmitt-Matzen recently shared a heartbreaking tale with the Knoxville News Sentinel about the dying wish of a 5-year-old boy who loved Christmas. The 60-year-old says he received an urgent request from a Knoxville area nurse, who told him that the boy had informed staff that what he wanted more than anything in the world was a final visit from Santa. “[A local nurse] said there was a very sick 5-year-old boy who wanted to see Santa Claus,” Schmitt-Matzen tells the paper. “I told her, ‘Okay, just let me change into my outfit.’ She said, ‘There isn’t time for that. Your Santa suspenders are good enough. Come right now.’ ” Upon arriving, Schmitt-Matzen instructed staff and visitors that it was crucial they maintain their composure: “I sized up the situation and told everyone, ‘If you think you’re going to lose it, please leave the room,'” he says. “If I see you crying, I’ll break down and can’t do my job.’” It’s not hard to see why Schmitt-Matzen experienced a moment of self doubt, but those present say that from the moment he entered the sick child’s room, he never broke character for an instant: “‘Say, what’s this I hear about you’re gonna miss Christmas?'” the professional Santa recalls telling the boy. “There’s no way you can miss Christmas! Why, you’re my Number One elf!’” The frightened child informed Schmitt-Matzen that he had been told he was going to die, and was filled with questions: “‘They say I’m gonna die. How can I tell when I get to where I’m going?’” the boy asked. “‘When you get there, you tell ’em you’re Santa’s Number One elf, and I know they’ll let you in.’” Schmitt-Matzen replied. The two hugged, and the boy uttered his final words: View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten “Santa, can you help me?” “I wrapped my arms around him. Before I could say anything, he died right there. I let him stay, just kept hugging and holding on to him,” Schmitt-Matzen explained. “Everyone outside the room realized what happened. His mother ran in. She was screaming, ‘No, no, not yet!’ I handed her son back and left as fast as I could.” Schmitt-Matzen says he initially felt that he would never be able to portray Santa again after such a life-changing experience, but had a change of heart after suiting up again for a group of children. “When I saw all those children laughing, it brought me back into the fold. It made me realize the role I have to play,” Schmitt-Matzen said. “For them and for me.”
Do people love Jennifer Lawrence? Yes, of course they do — approximately 99.9% of humans absolutely adore her. Look it up. Do people love Chris Pratt? Yes, of course they do — though we're not prepared to throw out statistics, since that weird, sad story about his and Anna Faris' dog kind of threw us all for a loop. So you take Jennifer and Chris, who are both hilarious and attractive and goofy and lovely, you throw them in a movie together, and it'll be great, right? They'll make best friends, everyone will be very happy, and nothing bad could ever possibly come from it. And for a while, it was like that. They did Passengers, they've been promoting Passengers, and it's been good. But then, this happened. J Law and C Pratt did a little interview for BBC, and this video you're about to see contains nearly five straight minutes of the two of them swapping insults. Jen goes after his intelligence, his toughness, and she even brings his family into it — his adorable wife, Anna, and their three-year-old son, Jack. Meanwhile, Chris is absolutely BRUTAL about her career , and her appearance. Check out the fight in the clip below:
She’s got monster tits on a skinny frame…and that’s done well for her… I will never quite understand how a talentless set of tits – who just shamelessly shows off her tits – every chance she has to say “look at my tits” gets the million dollar campaigns she gets..from brands who normally fear tits… I will never quite appreciate her hustle, the obsessive compulsive narcissism that went into making her tits seen by the world..even if the tits are great…. I will never buy into her being a feminist, anything more than naked for likes, addicted to likes… I will never respect or believe in anything she does in her career is more than just a vapid use of her tits… I will never believe her tits or lips are real…. I will always think she’s bullshit….like Love Magazine who panders to all these idiots – so they get content that they think is relevant – for likes and follows – that’s all this world is….likes and follows…using the same unispiring people, with the same uninspiring videos… I’d rather see obese 80 year olds doing what Em Rat Cow is doing…but the media doesn’t feed me that…they just feed me this garbage… But I’ll still look…I mean…check out those tits…BIG…BIG…and when her bird face is cropped out…GOOD GOOD…. The post Rat Cow Does Love Magazine – Obviously – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Munn is the worst…she’s been so shameless in her career, and it’s worked out for her, I mean she gets jobs as an actress, after being a fucking host, on some show barely anyone watched…and now all her hollywood dreams have come true, in some serious polarizing or winning some kind of lottery that makes little to no sense, since she’s not that hot…she just got nerds to think she was into what they are into, really owned that shit, because she’s an actor remember…pretending to like a videogame while talking to a virgin with your tits out as he cums himself…is easy… making her hot to them, and able to leverage that to this…acting shit….celebrity shit…in big movies and …when she should be working for local youtube gamer channel for 30 grand a year….but I guess she always had a goal, an objective, and her using, worked and it worked…and we can assume tht putting her tits out in a sheer dress is nothing compared to the work she had to do with her actual genitals to get here….making her pussy story the inspiring story of pussy survival and winning…I guess…it needs to be a kids show TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s the most representative photo to sum up her career….Getting stains out of her dress…if you know what I mean..(if you don’t, let me give you a hint, it’s not about her being a sloppy eater…if you know what I mean)….if you still don’t know what I mean…fuck yourself and die – I hate you. The post Oliva Munn’s Weird See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
