Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence… Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie… The fact is…she looks good…. Here are screenshots…. Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie… Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen… The post Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner has graces many magazine covers of the years. From Allure as a teenager to Vogue once she hit her 20s, the reality star and model has been practically everywhere. Scroll around below to take note of her most memorable covers: 1. Kendall Jenner Allure Cover One of her very first cover shoots… ever. 2. Kendall Jenner LOVE Cover Kendall and Cara covered this issue of love. It was fitting, as these two seem to love each other. 3. Kendall Jenner Garage Photo Kendall Jenner covers this issue of Garage. Sources tell us that’s a magazine. Who knew????? 4. Kendall Jenner Dazed Cover Kendall Jenner covers this issue of Dazed. Yes, apparently Dazed is an actual magazine. 5. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 6. Kendall Jenner for Dazed Kendall Jenner is Dazed for this cover shoot… and we’re confused. Who knew Dazed was a magazine?!? View Slideshow
Hugh Jackman is one of the best looking people on the planet. This really isn’t too much of an exaggeration. When looking at a photo of the actor, most people remark upon how attractive he is. Or perhaps they consider his career and talk about his versatility. This is a man, after all, who can belt it out on Broadway with the best of them.. and then tear bad guys to shreds as Wolverine. But a Facebook photo of Jackman that went viral this week doesn’t have fans discussing any of his past roles; nor are they drooling over his chiseled physique. Instead, they are asking one simple question: IS HUGH JACKMAN OKAY?!? The above picture depicts the beloved star standing over some freshly cooked fish. He has earbuds in one ear and he’s giving the camera a triumphant thumbs up. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” he captioned the image. But the perpetually youthful Australian looks old, doesn’t he? He appears haggard, wouldn’t you say? Some followers have simply pointed to the fact that he’s currently shooting the third Wolverine standalone film and he’s probably just in makeup from the shoot. We certainly hope that’s the case. Because the alternative is that maybe Jackman’s skin cancer has returned. In May of 2014, Jackman shared the following photograph online, warning fans to get themselves checked for this disease because he had had a recurrence. Jackman posted a similar selfie in November of 2013, writing as a caption back then: “I had [basal] cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!” Here is a look at that old image: Chances are strong that Jackson is doing just fine and this is the Internet doing what the Internet so often does: Overreacting to something and expressing panic. But at least that panic is out of genuine concern for one of the most popular actors out there this time around. Because when it come to Hugh Jackman, we want him around for many decades to come, singing at the top of his lungs and/or looking like this: Seriously, this picture is not Photoshopped. The guy is a machine.
Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING… Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun…. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham talking about her daughter embarking on her own porn career when she turns 18 is enough to bring a tear to your eye. Not in a sweet, poignant way, either. In a recent podcast, a.k.a. The Gift That Keeps on Giving (not unlike Farrah in her “sex tape”), Abraham was asked about her daughter. Specifically, how she would feel if Sophia, now seven, were to follow in her mom’s footsteps and entered the adult entertainment industry. Her response? VINTAGE Farrah. “God bless her!” Abraham said. “Because you know what, when you’re 18, and, if you feel that you’re vulnerable enough or your mother wasn’t there,” she went on. “Or if you feel you don’t have enough money in your bank account, and you decide to do that, then that’s your own choice.” So, there you have it. View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics of All Time Long story short, she’s 100 percent cool with Sophia doing porn , so long as she feels she could make some good money or is vulnerable. Good life lesson there. While that may go down as one of the more asinine things ever said by any parent, or human being, it hardly surprises us with Farrah. After all, this is a person who said she isn’t addicted to plastic surgery , despite describing how she’s basically addicted to exactly that. Or said the other Teen Moms are desperate for fame and exploiting their kids … while Farrah herself hawks a signature sex toy line. We could go on. View Slideshow: 35 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time As for her ongoing penchant for giving her daughter permission to get dolled up and pursue her modeling “career” at such a young age? “You know, when your kids are five or six, they already start playing with makeup ,” the 26-year-old Abraham said, dubiously. “And I was pretty much the only mother in freakin’ elementary school getting called in to deal with makeup on her daughter.” The single mom told Sophia’s elementary school principal that if she doesn’t want to see this? Set a better example herself! “So I said to them – and I proved my point because then the principal switched schools – I go, ‘Well then you should take off your makeup.” “If you don’t want little girls coming to school with makeup then don’t wear makeup,’” the outspoken MTV personality explained. “And then ever since,” Abraham said, clearly pleased with herself, “when I’ve seen that principal, she hasn’t had makeup on her face.” Farrah adds that she’s no longer concerned about those who don’t agree with Sophia’s pursuit of modeling glory or love of beauty products. “There’s bigger things to worry about than makeup,” she said, perhaps in the first and only coherent moment of her entire interview. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Happy (Sponsored) Birthday Sophia! The entrepreneur, who may be an actual prostitute , received major backlash when she posted suggestive modeling photos of her little girl. In one of the pics, a two-piece-clad Sophia appeared to be half-submerged in a pool, gazing into the camera while wearing heavy makeup. Some called the series of snaps “disturbing” and “horrible,” or just another example of Farrah Abraham parenting fails (see below gallery). Abraham seem pleased with the images, however. “Happy #sunday @rlsmodelsphotography God gave me an extraordinary young lady @sophialabraham I’m so blessed,” she wrote. Farrah added that she’s “Excited to see all the great things flourish in Sophia’s life journey #blessed #beauty #photography” Therapy bills will definitely flourish, and soon. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!
Mariah Carey is rich as fuck. She’s got a team of people who follow her everywhere. She’s famous, a star, a huge deal..she’s fucking Mariah Carey…and her fiance, who we can assume is also fucking Mariah Carey is a billionaire…with resources that could prevent her getting into a dress like this but maybe he’s some kind of prevert who likes a roley-poley bitch busting out in every direction because in the 90s, she sang great hits a generation was built on… Maybe this is embracing being a hooker who made it – thanks to a voice – in a world where she once went crazy but now feels good and doesn’t give a fuck….or maybe this is part of that fat is beautiful – don’t body shame – bullshit – but either way – it is fucking terrible to look at…. But then again, I am a body shamer… TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post No One Told Mariah Carey Her Dress is TOo Tight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You’d think Annalynne McCord would be showing her snapper at this stage in her career….which isn’t much of a career – she did one TV show that didn’t matter to anyone but her – so that she could go back to Texas and tell the world she’s the fucking star she always knew she was – always meant to be – was to porn to be – and she made it.. She was the most shameless girl who was on TV, out famewhoring every chance she got, like she was Bai Ling or some shit, all while being on a TV show, because she fucking loved the attention so much…. Yet she still hasn’t done a sex tape, and her toplessness in a world where everyone is topless is just dog shit and censored… You know, when you’re an attention loving, low level acting whore, do what is right for the world, for your brand and spread that pussy and ideally show some asshole – because a pussy without an asshole is not worth living…I think that’s how the expression goes…what does that even mean…I guess I’m trying to say a pussy pic without an asshole in it – doesn’t count…that’s it.. The post Annalynne McCord Topless on Snapper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesha has dropped her sexual assault lawsuit against Dr. Luke… in California! That much was confirmed on Monday, August 1 when the singer’s legal team formally dropped the lawsuit in California (there’s still one in New York). The Tik Tok singer has been battling with her former producer for the last 2-years and it’s put a strain on her music career. She can’t release any new music without doing it through her record label, so she’s been stuck between a rock and a hard place. The star tried her best to get out of her contract in order to release music without having to work without Dr. Luke. That’s not a huge thing to ask, considering the allegations. Right?! It just didn’t seem to work out in Kesha’s favor, so she’s decided to see out the rest of her contractual obligations in order to do her own thing. That included her submitting 28 songs to her record label. She even recorded them at her own expense. She’s desperate to move on from her ordeal. “Kesha is focused on getting back to work and has delivered 28 new songs to the record label,” Daniel Petrocelli, partner at O’Melveny & Myers, said in a statement to BuzzFeed News. “We have conveyed to Sony Music and the label Kesha’s strong desire to release the single and an album as soon as possible.” Kesha has made it her mission to stay singing. She’s been doing live shows to keep herself busy. When a huge star like Kesha doesn’t release any music for a while, there’s always that chance that their career will be over when they try and bring new music out. Dropping the lawsuit in California does not mean that it’s all over. There’s a similar lawsuit in New York that’s going full steam ahead. What do you think about the latest developments? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Kesha’s Legal Battle: 23 Celebs Who Joined the #FreeKesha Movement
Just before Hillary Clinton accepted her party’s nomination at the Democratic National Convention last night, another wildly famous and influential woman took the stage. Katy Perry Roars, Rises at Democratic National Convention Sure, Katy Perry isn’t exactly a major figure in the world of American politics, but she’s the most-followed person on Twitter and one of the most recognizable women in the world. Perry taking the stage to endorse Hillary made the GOP’s use of Z-list celebs like Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato, Jr. seem even more ridiculous in contrast. But it’s possible that the folks who put together the RNC’s baffling guest list weren’t the only ones stewing as they watched Hillary’s star-studded coronation. At this point the feud between Perry and Taylor Swift is one of the most notorious in Hollywood. It’s dragged on for years, inspired hit diss tracks, and prompted more than a few amusingly shady tweets . Taylor Swift – Bad Blood (Music Video) While she has many celebrity foes, Katy is the closest thing that Taylor has to an arch-nemesis. So it’s possible that despite her commitment to feminism (though it’s worth noting that she’s been described as a ” fake feminist ” by other young female celebs), Taylor may not have tuned in to witness one of the most important moments in the history of American women. Add to that the fact that Swift has some indirect ties to the Trump family, and it’s enough to make you wonder whom the iconic singer will be casting a ballot for in November. As you may know, Taylor’s best friend is Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss. What you probably weren’t aware of is that for the past four years, Kloss has been dating Joshua Kushner, brother of Ivanka Trump’s husband, Jared Kushner . Kushner spoke at the RNC last week, making it clear that he’s no silent bystander in his father-in-law’s rise to power. Obviously, we have no way of knowing if Swift’s relationships with Kloss and Kushner have influenced her political leanings, but it’s interesting that while her high-profile friends like Lena Dunham have come out in full-throated support of Hillary, Swift has remained conspicuously silent. Trump and Swift may not be the likeliest allies, but the real estate mogul has expressed his fondness for the singer in the past… …and it’s possible the two of them have an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” understanding going on. It’s tough to imagine Swift actually voting for a candidate who’s been so openly misogynistic throughout his career – but you can bet she won’t be voicing an endorsement for Hillary any time soon. View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift
Domani Harris, TI’s son, has released his new EP The Process on iTunes today. Domani is taking notes and following his dads footsteps, building his career now to pave the way for many more aspiring youth entertainers. ICYMI: T.I. Talks About His Son Domani Following In His Footsteps [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] With the process right in […]
