We don’t see too much of Vanessa Hudgens anymore these days, and I’m not sure why. She’s still smoking hot, she’s got a killer body, and she doesn’t mind showing it off. So enjoy this all-too-rare Vanessa Hudgens photoshoot while I try to get her agent on the phone about a great comeback project: filming a sex tape with a blogger. I think it could do wonders for her career. Or at least the Little Tuna.
So MIA’s drummer and I guess feminist, not feminist enough to have hairy armpits who poses naked on the internet because it is empowering….ran a marathon without a tampon in as a statement for third world countries where women don’t have access to tampons and other feminine products…in what girls I”ve sent the picture to have considered disgusting…and that one dude I know who has a period fetish has jerked off to at least twice… The only fetish I have when it comes to periods is when girls I fuck without condoms get their periods…I don’t like babies.. I am the kind of guy who turns down sex before it happens on the regular, girls are slutty, what do you want from me, but when I’m in too deep to escape and the girl I am about to have sex with has her period, I always go for it because YOLO, but that doesn’t mean I love looking like a murder victim when I’m done, it just means…I don’t believe in road blocks…and just commit… All this to say, this is messy activism…and she can forever be the woman who has period stains on her pants for a purpose and not just because her period came a day early and she’s on a boat trip without tampons… The post Famous Period of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing… Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career… But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin. The post Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a die hard Lindsay Lohan and not just because it seems hard for her to die… But partially because she’s got great tits…that she’s showing off in this selfie because she posted on instagram because her career from the most important child star, to the most important tabloid star, to now an aspiring instagram model, or “Influencer”…doing the instagram whore tactics….but less effectively than instagram whores…because I guess she’s broke or just crazy and doesn’t want to invest in the instagram photographer who would follow her around for free taking shitty ‘artistic’ pics, for their instagram….in what is one of the most annoying things going on in our society these days… What’s not annoying is the willingness of these girls getting naked….or half naked for attention…because they tell themsevles they are empowered feminists, but really just know that tits get hits… The post Lindsay Lohan Topless and Covered of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lea Michele is one of the original transgendered actresses who unlike Bruce Jenner, doesn’t make a whole theatrical coming out about it, even though he should, because it would be better for his career now that Glee is over… Unless he’s actually a chick, which I guess would be unfortunate for her…. Here she is working out, because I guess she doesn’t want to get fat and carry her weight like a man, because we’ll all be on to her, now that we aren’t distracted by her fake fiance dying of a heroin overdose… The post Lea Michele Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Starz juat released a fun, new season two trailer for “ Survivor’s Remorse ,” the hit show returning to the network on August 22 nd at 9:30pm ET /PT . In case you’ve never watched before, here’s the scoop: Executive produced by LeBron James, “Survivor’s Remorse” follows Cam Calloway (Jessie T. Usher – “Level Up” and also the lead in the upcoming Independence Day Resurgence), a basketball star new to the limelight after signing a multi-million dollar contract with a professional Atlanta team. With his cousin and confidant Reggie Vaughn (Ronreaco Lee – Glory, Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail) helping guide his career, they move to Georgia with opportunistic family members in tow. The full cast includes a slew of longstanding notables alongside some great up-and-comers including Erica Ash (MADtv, “Real Husbands of Hollywood”), Teyonah Parris (“Mad Men,” Dear White People), Tichina Arnold (“Martin,” “Everybody Hates Chris”), and Mike Epps (“Being Mary Jane”). Mike O’Malley is the creator, writer, and also an executive producer, most recently known for his Emmy®-nominated performance as the loveable Burt Hummel on the hit show “Glee.” Check out photos from the cast TCA panel below:
Lily Donaldson is going through a mid life crisis…at least that is what I assume is going on with this 30 year old model who didn’t maximize her career when she was at her peak, she took it for granted, and I guess things are just slowing down for her and it’s time to call on her friends to get her press… Because Lily Donaldson, a British model who was a Victoria’s Secret contract worker that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…because these girls are replaceable, especailly the uneventful ones…. Maybe she’s just looking for a rich husband, and the 2012 VS girl isn’t good enough for the billionaires, they want to marry something current.. Either way, she’s in a standardized bikini shoot, that bores me, but that is a half naked model for you…because I prefer girls naked, on my floor, doing iphone shoots…. The post Lily Donaldson for The Telegraph Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
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