Haqq Twins Get Their Own Reality Show Kris Jenner knows how to keep a check rolling in. While many speculated that young Kylizzle would be the next Kardashian-centric offspring to get her own spin-off (since she’s enhancing herself overtime and grabbing all the shine these days), it looks like they’re choosing to shift the focus away from the family itself. Malika & Khadijah Haqq, Khloe’s right hand twins are going to be featured on an upcoming reality series about the family help…employees at their famous DASH stores. “DASH Dolls” will follow the day to day lives of the retail employees at the Kardashian boutiques. Via an E! Press Release: “Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian made a mark on the fashion industry with the opening of their upscale DASH boutiques. Now viewers will have the opportunity to follow the lives of the Kardashian sisters’ young, fun and hot employees as they navigate the hectic life of a twenty-something in Hollywood while representing the Kardashian brand. This new generation of boutique girls takes on the glamorous lifestyle that comes with managing one of today’s most recognizable franchises, owned by three famous and often demanding bosses, while juggling romances, parties, family drama and other career aspirations. The new eight episode, one-hour series features and is produced by Bunim/Murray Productions and Ryan Seacrest Productions. Executive producers are Jonathan Murray, Gil Goldschein, Jeff Jenkins, Farnaz Farjam, Kris Jenner, Ryan Seacrest, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian.” We didn’t realize either of the twins were folding shirts at DASH on Saturday afternoons…especially Khadijah, who’s married to Saints baller Bobby McCray and lives in New Orleans full time. But with the magic of reality TV, anything is possible, right? Will you be watching?? Wenn/SplashNews
Proving that it has even fewer original ideas these days than network television executives, E! has announced yet another Kardashian-based reality series. This will be titled Dash Dolls and it will focus on the employees of a boutique owned by Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. 24 Eye-Katching Kardashian Red Karpet Photos 1. Kisses from the Kardashians View Photo The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011. 2. Kardashians in the UK View Photo The Kardashian sisters wave to their fans in this photo. It’s unclear why they have fans, of course. 3. Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic View Photo Kim Kardashian and kompany greet fans overseas in this photo. They are a big hit in England. No one knows why. 4. Another Kim Kardashian Red Carpet Pic View Photo Kim Kardashian poses here at… who knows where? It’s just one of a number of red carpet events that pay her to stand around. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Khloe Kardashian Red Karpet Photo View Photo Looking good, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here on the red carpet. 6. Red Karpet Kouple View Photo That’s how we would look, too, if we were holding Kim Kardashian’s hand. Kanye West realizes here just what he has gotten into. 7. Red Karpet Kim View Photo Kim Kardashian does two things well: pose naked and stand on a red carpet. She’s spotted here, doing the latter. 8. Kim Kardashian in Gold View Photo What do you think of Kim Kardashian in gold? We’re loving this color on the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Two Kardashians View Photo Khloe Kardashian looks like a giant alongside Kim Kardashian. And speaking of giant: look at those boobs! 10. The Kardashians in Vegas View Photo Kim Kardashian turned 33 with a party in Las Vegas. Sisters Kourtney and Khloe came along for the occasion. 11. Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries, Kardashians View Photo Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries have something in common: they have each seen a Kardashian sister naked. 12. Kardashians and Jenners View Photo It’s the Kardashians! And the Jenners! It’s TV’s most irritating family! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kardashians in Vegas View Photo It’s one big, happy, attention-starved family. Kim Kardashian poses alongside her sister, brother in law, husband and mom here. 14. So Many Kardashians View Photo Smile, Kardashians! The sisters showed up on the red carpet of the Eclipse premiere, a reward for doing… whatever it is they do. 15. 3 Krazy Kardashians View Photo Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Kardashian at US Weekly’s Annual Hot Hollywood Style Celebration held at MyHouse in Hollywood, CA. Yes, they have a brother named Rob who spells his name normally. 16. Kimye! View Photo Kim Kardashian plus Kanye West equals Kimye! Yeah… we hate the nickname, too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kourtney Kardashian at Elton’s View Photo Kourtney Kardashian came out for Elton John’s Oscar party. Do you like her outfit? 18. Kardashian Siblings View Photo Which is your favorite Kardashian sibling? Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pose here. 19. Khloe on a Red Carpet View Photo Khloe Kardashian chills here on a red carpet. She filed for divorce in December 2013. 20. Khloe Kardashian in Sin City View Photo Khloe Kardashian is on a Las Vegas red carpet in this photo. She’s there to celebrate her sister’s 33rd birthday. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Rob Kardashian and Lamar Odom View Photo Rob Kardashian is close friends with Lamar Odom. He’s rooting for his pal to kick his alleged drug habit. 22. Rob Kardashian Smiles View Photo Rob Kardashian is all smiles in this photo. He must not be able to see his tattoo. 23. Khloe and Kim in NYC View Photo Hello, breasts! Khloe and Kim Kardashian pose here on the red carpet of the NBC Universal Upfront presentation in New York City. 24. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney in Miami View Photo Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian strike a pose here at the Grand Opening of DASH Miami Beach at Dash Miami Beach. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 24 Eye-Katching Kardashian Red Karpet Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… According to the official E! synopsis, the program will give viewers “the opportunity to follow the lives of the Kardashian sisters’ young, fun and hot employees as they navigate the hectic life of a twenty-something in Hollywood while representing the Kardashian brand.” We hear the show narrowly beat out a documentary about watching paint dry. Naturally, the program’s underlings will juggle “romances, parties, family drama and other career aspirations” while dealing with their famous bosses. Eight episodes of Dash Dolls have been ordered, with Khloe’s best friend Malika Haqq , and her twin sister, Khadijah Haqq, set to star. It will air this fall. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 is currently underway, of course, while other spinoff have included: Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Kourtney and Kim Take New York Khloé & Lamar In addition to Dash Dolls , E! has placed series order for Stewarts & Hamiltons , a show that will follow the interconnected families of musician Rod Stewart and actor George Hamilton. So, in other words… Dash Dolls is NOT the worst-sounding program coming to E! this year. 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban View Photo Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. 2. Joyce Bonelli Joyce Bonelli is a make-up artist. She’s responsible for most of this family’s red carpet looks. 3. Malika Haqq That’s Malika Haqq all the way to the left. She rose to fame as Khloe’s personal assistant and starred on Khloe and Lamar’s reality series. 4. Blac Chyna View Photo Blac Chyna is a model and an ex-stripper. As you can see here, she has a lot in common with Kim Kardashian. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. French Montana View Photo French Montana was a pretty famous rapper before he got into Khloe Kardashian’s pants. But now he’s REALLY a sort of pretty famous rapper. 6. Brittny Gastineau View Photo Her dad played in the NFL. She and her mom had a reality show prior to Brittny Gastineau getting close to Kim, and she and her mom have been donning the catwalks for years. But in the eyes of many fans, Kim’s friendship is the most widely known fact about Britt. 7. Scott Disick View Photo Talk about going from a no one to a someone! Scott Disick hasn’t changed his douchebag-like ways by fathering kids with Kourtney Kardashian, but he has seen his bank account change for the better. 8. Ray J View Photo The man. The myth. The sex tape legend. Ray J is STILL making money off Kim Kardashian! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Riccardo Tisci View Photo How well does Riccardo Tisci know Kim Kardashian? He’s holding her daughter in this picture! The End. Up Next: ” 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Nicola Peltz is a billionaire rich kid from New York. Her dad probably paid for her career and no one likes people who get handouts, I mean except everyone who follows the Kardashian. The only thing of Value she’s done is prove that Megan Fox is replaceable, something we already knew before her, but she just reminded us of….she alos reminded us that Michael Bay loves tall blonde chicks and I guess most importantly, that if no one pays attention to you, and that quest for fame is seeing roadblocks since no one gives a fuck about you, you can alway take that thirst to instagram to create your own brand, with your own pervert followers, who only know you exist because of Transformers and who are already weird to begin with because of transformers… The post Nicola Peltz Rich Kid Fame Whoring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m not sure what Jodie Marsh is up to these days, but she’s always been my favorite big-breasted, tattooed, body-building nobody, so I was psyched to see these pictures of her leaving the BBC Studios in London. I know Jodie’s done a lot of reality shows over the years, so here’s hoping her next one involves her bench-pressing one very lucky blogger. I can be on the next flight out. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I know these pictures of Katherine McNamara in a see-through Barbie shirt probably have some of you currently checking your closets for Chris Hansen, but don’t worry, according to my sources, Katherine here is 19. And after checking out this leg show she put on, it’s my professional opinion that Katherine has what it takes to be the next former Disney Channel star to make it big, just like Selena or Miley. All she needs is an experienced blogger/manager/wardrobe advisor to help take her career to the next level, and I’d be happy to volunteer. I’ve already got a whole bunch of ideas. Granted, most of them involve leaked sex tapes, but still… Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
For some reason, we don’t get to see Jessica Lowndes or that great pushed-up cleavage of hers on the site all that often anymore. And I can only assume it’s because she never took my advice about how much dating a pasty influential blogger could do for her career. But the good news is it’s never too late — lucky for Jessica, I’m still single. I know that’s probably hard to believe, but it’s true. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Megan Fox looks pretty fucking amazing in this skincare ad for some Korean brand, despite being a mom of two and useless as fuck, she still has it going on, and still reminds us that when your career is ruined by some failed actor you decide to fall in love with and get brainwashed by, Asian countries will pay you stupid fucking money to promote their bullshit, because asians fucking love white people, and the creams white people use to stay white, because having dark skin means you’re a peasant… So she may not make money in America, and this may be desperate cash grab…and she may not be bridging the gap between North Korea and the rest of the world, but she is showing her gap…that the dude from 90210 destroyed, and that counts for pretty much everything…even if this doesn’t even look like Megan Fox… The post Megan Fox for a Korean Skincare Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Recently, the one and only Keyshia Cole sat down with VladTV, and the humble chanteuse spoke honestly about the decade that she’s invested into her career. The “Heaven Sent” singer frankly offers, “It’s a blessing to be here so long — and also [to] continue to do reality TV with my siblings and my mother.” Although the Oakland native has achieved many professional accomplishments, her personal life and the interactions with her extended family has been scrutinized for years. Keyshia goes on to reveal that her “family is actually making progress” with the help of reality TV. As the conversation turned to her upcoming seventh album, the organic entertainer and reality show starlet revealed her elation to have worked with both Verse Simmonds and producer London. She claims, “I feel like London is my musical soulmate for this album.” She goes on to reveal that the album is a “work in progress” and that producer Amadeus and others have also contributed to its creation. Keyshia then spoke on being the executive producer of her sister Neffe’s and mother Frankie’s new reality TV show, saying she’s even more excited to be working on their show than she is to be on her own. Check out the full clip to see what she has to say about her “long journey” of working with BET, touring in 2015, and being confident about her personal life.
It’s been almost four months since we first learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Rihanna Talks Style, Self-Respect Well this is…interesting. Rihanna, known for baring it all and setting it out for the ‘gram, seems to be changing her tune a bit on style and self-respect. The pop songstress has been covering up much more lately…we haven’t seen many nearly-nude looks from the Bajan Bad Gal lately. Could she be doing a complete overhaul? While talking about her upcoming film “Home” on an Australian press appearance , her style evolution came up: “I feel like my image evolves as I evolve as a woman. With growth, there’s change. My style is a reflection of my mood, my attitude wherever I am at, and you can see how it’s evolved since the beginning of my career just from my videos. And style is a huge part of that attitude.” She went on to mention that the respect that women receive from men is directly tied to the respect they show themselves: “The more we respect ourselves the more men will respect us. I have both sides to me and I think most women do. We are strong but we are very vulnerable as well.” Which is also why she loved the character she voices in the film so much: “And also, Tip is so bold. And the way she dresses and how she wears her hair is not perfect and I feel like little girls should feel comfortable being that way, being strong and being themselves.” Of course, Rih does whatever she wants to do whenever she feels like doing it — and wants little girls to feel just as bold. What do you think of what she has to say?
