It’s been four months since Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with her nude, oily Paper magazine photos. Today, Lindsay Lohan attempted a similar feat by posting a photo of herself in the world’s most cleavage-y top. Needless to say, she failed miserably. Linds posted the above photo with a caption reading, “Break the Internet with clothes on.” There are several problems with that goal. For one thing, it’s impossible to break the Internet with clothes on unless you are a cat. A cat in amusing costume – perhaps dressed as a burrito or a hot dog – might stand a chance at achieving Kim K levels of viral fame. This doesn’t work in Lindsay’s case because the whole world has already seen Lindsay Lohan naked . The other problem is that Lindsay is not a Kardashian. She certainly would like to be, as evidenced by the photo of Lindsay and Kris Jenner that LiLo posted on Instagram with the caption, “Family time.” Sadly, while becoming a Kardashian would undoubtedly be the best possible thing for Lindsay’s career, even Kris wouldn’t adopt her with a ten foot adoption pole these days. Well, maybe if Lindsay was willing to get a sex change and was willing to star in a reality show about it. Now that would break the Internet. Especially if she adopted a cat first.
Following an embarrassing fall at the BRIT Awards , Madonna is doing her best to make headlines for what comes out of her mouth… as opposed where she ends up on her rear end. The legendary singer recently lamented the rise of anti-Semitism in France and compared that nation to Nazi Germany . She also said Kanye West is a black version of… herself. And now The Material Girl is featured in the latest issue of Out, which hits newsstands on March 17, and she’s explaining to the magazine why she wants to date a gay man. Kind of. Sort of. There’s just one issue… “I didn’t feel like straight men understood me. They just wanted to have sex with me,” Madonna says of her romantic history. “Gay men understood me, and I felt comfortable around them. There was only that one problem, which is that they didn’t want to have sex with me! So…conundrum! “I was like, ‘How am I ever going to get a date? Maybe if I cut my hair and I lose a lot of weight, someone will mistake me for a guy and ask me out.” In some ways, meanwhile, Madonna also wishes she were gay. “Gay rights are way more advanced than women’s rights People are a lot more open-minded to the gay community than they are to women. “It’s moved along for the gay community, for the African-American community, but women are still just trading on their ass. To me, the last great frontier is women…. Women are still the most marginalized group. “You’re still categorized – you’re still either a virgin or a whore. If you’re a certain age, you’re not allowed to express your sexuality, be single, or date younger men.” Madonna certainly knows a great deal about all three of those topics. 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic View Photo Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off. 2. Madonna Gun Photo View Photo Madonna in yet another gun photo. Is she taking it too far? 3. Madonna Grill View Photo Madonna rocks a grill, and looks kinda ridic if you ask us. But we don’t judge. 4. Madonna, Gun View Photo Madonna pulls a gun out in concert in Denver. Some fans were not happy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Madonna, Gun to Head View Photo Madonna put a gun to her head during a concert in London. Is the singer growing desperate for attention? 6. Lady Gaga and Madonna Kiss View Photo Lady Gaga and Madonna kiss and make up after their cat fight on SNL. Good to see they can still get along. 7. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Will this kiss ever be topped? Madonna plants one here on Britney Spears. 8. Madonna Crotch Shot View Photo Madonna has posted this intimate look at her crotch online. Because… why not, right? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Madonna and Nelson Mandela View Photo Madonna posted these photos on Instagram. Many took offense at her apparent comparison of herself to Nelson Mandela. The End. Up Next: ” 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The iconic artist has been through a lot throughout her life and her career. Just like a certain historical figure. “I can relate [to Joan of Arc],” she says. “Sometimes I’m getting burned at the stake metaphorically.”
Following an embarrassing fall at the BRIT Awards , Madonna is doing her best to make headlines for what comes out of her mouth… as opposed where she ends up on her rear end. The legendary singer recently lamented the rise of anti-Semitism in France and compared that nation to Nazi Germany . She also said Kanye West is a black version of… herself. And now The Material Girl is featured in the latest issue of Out, which hits newsstands on March 17, and she’s explaining to the magazine why she wants to date a gay man. Kind of. Sort of. There’s just one issue… “I didn’t feel like straight men understood me. They just wanted to have sex with me,” Madonna says of her romantic history. “Gay men understood me, and I felt comfortable around them. There was only that one problem, which is that they didn’t want to have sex with me! So…conundrum! “I was like, ‘How am I ever going to get a date? Maybe if I cut my hair and I lose a lot of weight, someone will mistake me for a guy and ask me out.” In some ways, meanwhile, Madonna also wishes she were gay. “Gay rights are way more advanced than women’s rights People are a lot more open-minded to the gay community than they are to women. “It’s moved along for the gay community, for the African-American community, but women are still just trading on their ass. To me, the last great frontier is women…. Women are still the most marginalized group. “You’re still categorized – you’re still either a virgin or a whore. If you’re a certain age, you’re not allowed to express your sexuality, be single, or date younger men.” Madonna certainly knows a great deal about all three of those topics. 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic View Photo Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off. 2. Madonna Gun Photo View Photo Madonna in yet another gun photo. Is she taking it too far? 3. Madonna Grill View Photo Madonna rocks a grill, and looks kinda ridic if you ask us. But we don’t judge. 4. Madonna, Gun View Photo Madonna pulls a gun out in concert in Denver. Some fans were not happy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Madonna, Gun to Head View Photo Madonna put a gun to her head during a concert in London. Is the singer growing desperate for attention? 6. Lady Gaga and Madonna Kiss View Photo Lady Gaga and Madonna kiss and make up after their cat fight on SNL. Good to see they can still get along. 7. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Will this kiss ever be topped? Madonna plants one here on Britney Spears. 8. Madonna Crotch Shot View Photo Madonna has posted this intimate look at her crotch online. Because… why not, right? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Madonna and Nelson Mandela View Photo Madonna posted these photos on Instagram. Many took offense at her apparent comparison of herself to Nelson Mandela. The End. Up Next: ” 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The iconic artist has been through a lot throughout her life and her career. Just like a certain historical figure. “I can relate [to Joan of Arc],” she says. “Sometimes I’m getting burned at the stake metaphorically.”
You might remember the name Sydney Leathers from the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal that derailed the once-beloved politician’s 2013 New York City mayoral campaign. Leathers went on to fully capitalize on her 15 minutes, at one point even starring in a porn entitled Weiner and Me . Her brief career in adult film came to an end when Leathers was exposed to HIV during a shoot, less than one week after she made her debut. But don’t worry, she ended up testing negative, and it’ll take more than a near-miss with a horrible disease to stop Leathers from worming her way into the headlines. Leathers claims she’s moved on to a new sugar daddy, and though he’s hardly as high-profile as Weiner, he’s another young, ambitious politician, and once again, Leathers is more than happy to talk to the press. It all started when Leathers tweeted that she is looking for a “financial domination” slave – basically, a man who is aroused by being used for his money. She tells Radar Online that she quickly received a response from a man who insisted on remaining anonymous. “He didn’t want me to know who he was,” Leathers says. “He wouldn’t pay me normally through PayPal. he would just get prepaid stuff. He even said something like, ‘I’m not trying to be weird, but I can’t tell you who I am.'” Yeah, the anonymity is the weird part of all this. Sure. Anyway, Leathers eventually found out the man’s name through “some billing stuff,” and it turns out he is Justin Moed – a 31-year-old member of the Indiana House of Representatives. Like Weiner, he’s a Democrat with a (formerly) bright future, and some serious explaining to do. Also like Weiner, he never had any physical contact with Leathers, but she says she’s willing to spill the beans about their very explicit online interactions. Take note, young politicians of America – this is what happens when you let Weiner be your guide. 7 Celebrities Who Used Sex For Fame! 1. Kim Kardashian View Photo Kim Kardashian has slept with plenty of famous guys. Her sex tape wih Ray J provided the blueprint for using bedroom antics to gain international fame 2. Farrah Abraham View Photo Farrah made a porn disguised as a “celebrity sex tape.” While everyone on this list used sex to boost their career, Farrah is the only one delusional to lie to herself about it. 3. Paris Hilton View Photo Kim’s former BFF Paris also skyrocketed to A-list status thanks in part to her sex tape. Paris, of course, wasn’t as adept at sustaining her fame. 4. Kendra Wilkinson View Photo These days Kendra is in news thanks to her husband’s sexual proclivities. But there was a time when an unknown Kendra decided – like so many women before her – to sleep with Hugh Hefner in exchange for fame. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Chelsea Handler View Photo Chelsea was sleeping with Comcast CEO Ted Harbert at the time she landed her own late night show. Handler admits that her relationship helped her career, but claims that Harbert merely “recognized talent.” 6. Scott Disick View Photo Yes, Disick began sleeping with Kourtney just before she rose to fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The fact remains, Disick is now a household name simply because he sleeps with someone much more famous than himself. 7. Lil Kim View Photo We start and end the list with Kims. Lil Kim is undeniably talented in her own right, but may have never gotten her start in the music biz were it not for her sexual relationship with Notorious B.I.G. It just goes to show – if you’re gonna try and sleep your way to the top, choose your partners carefully. The End. Up Next: ” 7 Celebrities Who Used Sex For Fame! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Here are some Miley Cyrus feet for the foot fetishists out there, because Miley Cyrus is relevant, I think she’s even hot…I’ve seen her in person, or at least someone who looked like her and her body was long and lean with a hot round ass ,that as long as she wasn’t talking…was amazing to look at…and I figure as someone who loves pussy and asshole pics, there are people out there who love feet pics..and I know this because I was at a porn convention in New Jersey many years ago and I met a dude, probably one of the weirdest dudes ever, who went around giving pornstars 20 dollars to film their feet in shoes…motherfucker had had two cameras going and had them posing their feet like their feet were Cindy Crawford at the peak of her career…you know – “so more sole, give me a bit more toe cleavage”…all while practically cumming himself…it was weird…but not as weird as anyone looking at these pics of Miley and cumming themselves…but I’ll post them anyway because I’m non-judgemental… All this to say, Miley has a weird as fuck instagram… The post Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is really unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t matter anymore. She was so fun and accessible. Her tits were great and I really felt she had what it took to win an Oscar, because let’s face it, it doesn’t take much to win an Oscar, acting is a joke and if you think otherwise, you’re just buying into the lie that is Hollywood, to justify the big pay days…. That said, this magical creature has graced our lives, has miraculously not died yet…she hasn’t even really been in all that many movies…but I think she still matters, and not just to the men she’s given herpes to, but to every one because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and that’s all anyone really needs to be… I figure she’s posting this titty pic for attention, but if she hired me as her free publicist, I could have her 1000 other ways to get noticed and only 50% involve gaping….and all involve selfies…so I guess she’s part of the way there….which is more than we can say about other aspects of her career. All this to say. I think I am in love….this is a til death do us part situation. The post Lindsay Lohan Selfie Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do… She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good. She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them…. All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan. The post Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marshawn Lynch Re-Signs With Seattle Seahawks For 3 Years $31 Million Thumb through the check! Via ESPN Marshawn Lynch is returning to the Seattle Seahawks. The star running back signed a two-year extension Friday after meeting with Seahawks officials, including team owner Paul Allen. The extension keeps him under contract with Seattle through the 2017 season, but more importantly includes a massive raise for the 2015 season, when he will make $12 million, according to agent Doug Hendrickson. Lynch was scheduled to make $7 million for the 2015 season. Hendrickson said the deal includes an additional $24 million for the 2016 and 2017 seasons should Lynch, 28, continue his career into his 30s. The Seahawks announced the signing Friday night, and had some fun with their star running back, who has been fined heavily for not speaking with the media in the past. Despite head coach Pete Carroll’s stupidity, we’re glad to see that this brotha got his gwap! Image via AP
Mo’Nique Says Lee Daniels Once Called Halle Berry A B***h The war of words between Empire creator Lee Daniels and actress/comedian Mo’Nique is getting uglier by the day. Lee first opened up the can of worms by responding to Mo’Nique’s claims that she was blackballed from Hollywood after filming “ Precious.” He insisted that it was actually Mo’Nique’s “unreasonable demands” while working on “Precious” that negatively affected her career, and she’s been making her media rounds to speak on her side of things ever since. After most-recently making headlines for claiming that she was initially pegged for the role of Cookie Lyons on Empire , Mo’Nique took her talents to V-103 Radio in Atlanta with a mouthful to say regarding her former colleague Lee’s allegedly inappropriate comments about actress Halle Berry, how he operates in Hollywood and more. Listen to a clip from their chat below. https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/monique-halle-berry.mp3 Ohhhhhh boy. Sounds like Lee might have some explaining to do, riiiigght? You can listen to the full V-103 interview with Mo’Nique HERE . SplashNews
Chanel West Coast is one of those Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX, white female rappers with a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…only unlike the other two, this one hasn’t quite hit famous yet…but she’s trying and I guess not hard enough..because she’s from LA, those other bitches are imports…she’s been on TV, those other bitches just sucked the right cock…not to say Chanel West Coast hasn’t sucked the right cock…but based on her record sales she hasn’t…. I don’t know all that much about her, maybe she’s super fucking famous, I didn’t really bother googling her and all I’ve said is speculative. But I will say that based on my knowledge of all things…a good place to try to fix the gaping hole in her career is that when she does hot shoots like this…she doesn’t photoshop out her nipple. Guys like nipples, girls like nipples, everyone has shown their fucking nipples, and those who don’t just can’t be taken seriously or seen as committed to the cause…especially with an ass like this..I mean it’d be so easy to transition over…so should really work on that…unless she was born without nipples, or had them surgically removed like Angelina Jolie…and these nippleless pics are just how her alien tits were designed….in which case…weird… The post Chanel West Coast Has No Nipples While She Models Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
