One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do…. Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models…. These are the pics….
Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…
Kendall Jenner has gone on record in saying she is not dating Justin Bieber, despite reports to the contrary. Nor is she dating anyone else, for that matter. Speculation has run rampant that the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and model has been coupling up with the pop superstar and epic douchebag. Not the case, she says, despite the fact that the two are in fact close. “He’s a longtime friend of our family,” Kendall said of the rumors during an interview on Nightline . “Everybody loves to assume things, but no.” As for whether she’s in a romantic relationship at all these days? “I’m not … I’m truly focusing on my career. If it comes it comes.” Jenner is certainly walking the walk (the catwalk if you will) to back up that talk. The brunette beauty was recently named the new face of Estee Lauder . Not only that, she was even dubbed the “model of the moment” by Vogue , which should lessen the blow from being fired by Victoria’s Secret (supposedly). 34 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken. As for rumors that she banned Kim Kardashian from her shows? “It was more of a mutual understanding,” Kendall says. “I think that if my sister was sitting front row [it would take] attention away from what I’m trying to do on my own.” “I’m not trying to use a family name or anything,” Jenner explains . “In reality I worked pretty hard for this. It wasn’t like I just got it magically and it just happened.” Those rumors about Justin Bieber were purely plucked out of thin air, conversely. There’s nothing to them, and (hopefully) there never will be, for her sake. Dude is badder than bad news, and getting worse by the day.
Another brotha throwing away his future Via ESPN The Michigan Wolverines dismissed senior Frank Clark on Monday after police arrested the starting defensive end on domestic violence charges in Ohio this weekend. Clark, a native of Cleveland, was arrested in the early morning hours Sunday. He appeared on video conference in the Sandusky Municipal Court on Monday. He pleaded not guilty to domestic violence charges and bail was set at $3,000. It is unknown if he posted. “This is a tragic situation,” coach Brady Hoke said in a written statement. “Our student-athletes will be held accountable when their actions fail to meet the standard we have at Michigan. There is a legal process that will occur and we respect that process.” Hoke called the report “unacceptable” in a news conference and said he doesn’t want his program to be associated with those types of allegations. Hoke said he has not yet had a chance to speak to Clark, but looks forward to doing so in the future. He said he first heard about Clark’s arrest Sunday morning and spent the next 24 hours collecting as much information as he could before making the decision to dismiss Clark. Hoke said he speaks to the team regularly about domestic abuse. “I’ve told our guys since Day 1 that it won’t be tolerated,” he said. “It won’t be tolerated in this program. I have a daughter who is 29. I have a wife. I have two sisters. That’s always been probably one of the first things I talk about with our teams at least a couple times a year.” Here’s how it all went down according to the cops: In the police report, Clark’s girlfriend said he punched her in the face after an altercation in the Maui Sands hotel in Sandusky, Ohio. The woman’s brother, who was also in the room, said he saw Clark pick her up by the neck and slam her to the ground. Clark was outside the room when police arrived, according to the report. He told officers that he didn’t touch the woman, saying she was having “crazy fits” and may be pregnant. The woman declined to go to the hospital for her injuries and said she did not want to press charges. This is Clark’s second arrest during his career with the Wolverines. He pleaded guilty to a second-degree home invasion felony charge after stealing a laptop from a Michigan dormitory in September 2012. Clark paid a fine, was sentenced to 12 months’ probation and was suspended from the team’s season-opening loss to Alabama. He doesn’t deserve nice things. Image via AP
The holy trinity of felonies has manifested itself Via DailyMail A former NBA player has been charged with a gun crime after a police raid on the house of an alleged drug-dealer where he was staying uncovered heroin, meth, guns, a grenade launcher and several prostitutes. Robert Swift, 28, who joined the Seattle Sonics straight out of high school, has been described as a ’heavily armed heroin addict’ by prosecutors in King Country, Washington. Police raided the property last month, and seized a number of weapons from Swift’s bedroom, including a military-style grenade launcher and sawed-off shotgun. On Thursday, Swift was charged Thursday with unlawful possession of a short-barreled shotgun, after police found seven firearms on or under his bed and a 40mm grenade launcher in a safe in his room, in addition to the sawed-off shotgun, KOMO News reports. Swift denied involvement in dealing the drugs, but admitted to having drug paraphernelia in his bedroom, and claimed several suppressors and weapons as his property. The fallen star has been living with the owner of the house, Trygve Bjorkstam, 54, who Swift told police is his heroin dealer, since he was kicked out of his foreclosured home in suburban Seattle last year. Circling the drain, one needle at a time. This is only the latest chapter in the sad saga of the fall of Robert Swift , who was plucked straight out of high school to play NBA basketball at the age of 18, and was a number one draft pick for the Sonics in 2004. Earning multi-million dollar salaries, he played for Seattle and Oklahoma City, who renounced their rights to Swift in December 2009. He attempted a comeback in Japan the following year with the Tokyo Apaches, but the team was dissolved after the 2011 Tsunami. Last year, MailOnline reported how Swift was kicked out of his home in upmarket Seattle suburb of Sammamish, which he had for $1.35million in 2006. The house went into foreclosure after Swift was found to owe $168,000 on his mortgage despite earning $20m during his career. Despite the house being sold to new owners in February 2013, Swift refused to move out and squatted in in squalor, before finally being kicked out in March. Sounds like the perfect candidate for the next edition of “Broke” . Image via AP
Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…
I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan… I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?
Note to teams around the National Football League: you may not want to pray with Justin Bieber in the future. On Saturday, the singer stopped by a bible study session being hosted by members of the Pittsburgh Steelers, posing for Instagram photos with linebacker Arthur Moats and defensive end Cam Heyward in between passage readings. “Didn’t know he was a steelers fan, but welcome to steelernation @justinbieber,” Heyward wrote as a caption to his picture. But we wonder if Heyward would be so welcoming if he had known what awaited his team the next day: Following a pair of impressive victories, in which quarterback Ben Roethlisberger threw a league-record 12 touchdown passes in two weeks, Pittsburgh lost to the New York Jets by a score of 20-13. The victory only marked New York’s second of the season. Bieber, of course, is a well known sports fan. He pretended to be a Miami Heat follower when LeBron James balled for that squad and he’s accompanied Floyd Mayweather to the boxing ring on multiple occasions. He even sparred with Mayweather recently . Bieber has also been spotted in the past attending bible study sessions with Selena Gomez , with whom he’s clearly back together. He also has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his calf, along with very bad luck in supporting sports teams. Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. Justin Bieber Mustache Attempt Justin Bieber is trying to grow a mustache. It’s impossible not to laugh at the effort.
Last week, Cressida Bonas dumped Prince Harry , leaving the royal playboy single for the second time in a year. The old Harry might have marked the occasion by hitting London hot spots in search of good times and single ladies, but friends say things are different this time. Harry turned 30 in September and he’s reportedly focused mainly on his career these days. Sure, Harry is on the market, but only – if his mates are to be believed – because he believes being married would help him climb the military ranks. According to one insider who recently spoke with the Daily Mail, Harry recently remarked: “I’ll have to marry if I’m to stay in the Army. I don’t think I can climb the ranks as a bachelor. Being a soldier’s wife can be dull, especially if troops are away on ops like I am. It’s a hassle.” Yeah, we’re sure a lot of women would be up for the “hassle” of being hitched to a prince. There was even a Fox reality show called I Want to Marry Harry , in which a group of single women competed for the affection of the Royal Ginger. Of course, the twist was that Fox had just hired some actor who sort of looked like Harry, but hey…maybe if they try it again with the genuine article the show will actually last! Think about it, Harry! Could be a good way to meet your future princess! Prince Harry Photos: Long Live the Spare! 1. Prince Harry Naked Picture Prince Harry nude on the cover of the Sun (UK). The newspaper defied the royal family’s request not to print the now-infamous photos.
It’s not like nude photos of Rihanna are anything new, but we’re fully appreciative every time she decides to strip down for the camera. For example, here we have RiRi topless and soaked for the UK Esquire: Who’s gonna look at these and say, “Meh, seen it before?” If anything, we should closely study Rih’s naked photos, but not for the reasons you might think: Rihanna was hacked and had explicit photos stolen from her phone and computer just like hundreds of other female celebs during the creepy event that’s since been dubbed The Fappening . Prior to that Rihanna had nude photos banned from Instagram and she re-posted them to Twitter in protest of the site’s weird “no nipple” policy. It’s important to note the difference between these two events. It’s similar to the difference between you giving money to charity and someone robbing you at gunpoint. So maybe when Rihanna gets naked, she’s not just doing it for the sake of boosting her career and titillating some male fans. Or maybe she is. Either way she’s sending an important message about a woman’s right to privacy in the digital age! Yes, Rihanna stands for freedom, and equality, but perhaps most importantly…boobies. God bless America. 37 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos 1. Rihanna, Instagram Photos Rihanna poses with Instagram photos. In Complex!
