When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up… And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”… Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”…. To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE
Britney Spears posted this picture of a picture of her in panties to showcase all the hard work she’s put into hiking after the public made fun of her for gaining 30 pounds in Vegas despite having a show…. Her handlers got on that as fast as they could and with owning her they decided it was time for her to shape up and since she doesn’t have a mind of her own…that’s exactly what she did…or at lest wants you to think she did…since I don’t ever trust any pictures…we get it…angles and photoshop…she’s a pro at making herself look better than her self.. But I’ll still look at panties..In fact..I’ll also sniff them
So, Nicky Minaj, who I assume was never the hot one growing up, because she launched her career as the black Lady Gaga clown, before being repackaged into some hot bitch with bit tits and an ass designed for rap videos…is really pushing this sex appeal thing hard… She’s up on some, it might well be a porn chick, but life worked out better for her…and before becoming addicted to male attention – thinking she found herself or some shit….. who cares…the video looks hot…keep on making money like this…it’s good.
Lily Collins is one of Phil Collins’ many kids, who I don’t really think used Phil Collins to really get ahead in life, because he’s a touring Rockstar in the UK, and she was separated from him as a little kid, forced to live the life of luxury with her mother who was some socialite from LA before marrying Phil Collins…. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hasn’t seen much more than a check from the guy since she was 5, but that check helped the family afford a good life and good friends, and thus connections with good casting directors, producers and etc. I don’t know anything about her, or really care about her career, or her personally life. I am much more into staring at her shit covered ass…not because I am into scat…but because there is something magical from a girl from an affluent privileged life…smearing her own feces on herself like some bi-polar episode…those are serious daddy issues… Unless of course…she’s just rolled around in mud…in which case…less exciting but still involves staring at her ass…which is good enough for me to stare at…because every ass is…seriously, it doesn’t need an IMDB page or a hit making parent…it just needs to be half naked…
New York Giants football legend and morning talk-show personality Michael Strahan and his fiancee of five years, Nicole Murphy, called it quits Friday. The split was an amicable one as their busy careers ultimately doomed the seven-year love affair for the beloved Live With Kelly and Michael host. “They love each other very much, but with the distance and work schedule it has been hard to maintain the relationship,” Strahan’s rep confirms. Strahan, 42, and Murphy, 46, a model and star of VH1’s show Hollywood Exes (her ex being Eddie Murphy) started dating in 2007 and got engaged in 2009. The former duo had nine children between them, five of them Murphy’s by Eddie. Strahan has four kids from two ex-wives, Jean Muggli and Wanda Hutchins. The lovebirds’ careers turned them into a bi-coastal couple, as Strahan spends most of his time in New York while Murphy travels back and forth to L.A. Because of their hectic schedules, the two were thinking about eloping. “We might just have to run off and elope,” Murphy told talk-show host Wendy Williams in April. “We’ve been busy though, this has been crazy.” “The man’s got 20 jobs right now,” Murphy said. “He’s just busy.” Too busy, it turned out, as they announced the breakup Friday. Strahan became almost more high profile since he retired from the NFL after the 2007 season, when he helped lead the Giants to the Super Bowl title in his last game. That legacy will be enshrined permanently in the Pro Football Hall of Fame this evening, when New York’s #92 receives the highest honor in his sport. Michael played 15 seasons at defensive end, recording double-digit sacks in six, including 2001, when he set the single-season record of 22.5. He finished with 141.5 sacks, the fifth-most in NFL history. He made seven Pro Bowl teams and ended his career with his first and only championship. Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm.
Look a suntan lotion paid Genevieve Morton to post a picture of her sloppy body and huge tits that distract from her average at best Miss Piggy face…up on some low grade Kate Upton hustle, hoping that at 29, her career will turn around enough to land an old as fuck dude with a lot of money, so that she doesn’t need to exploit herself, or really humiliate herself like this… I mean could her cash grab be any more obvious…posing with product placement, not even trying to be subtle… You know the brand probably paid her 10,000 dollars for this…maybe even more…totally undeserving, backwards and a reminder that our world is a very confused place….proven in the fact that this Slave Owning South African…has any fans…all because a magazine featured her in a bikini a few times…which is world changing talent…in the event you didn’t know…
You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business . Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Dang… Viacom is going for Jigga’s jugular — pushing that divorce agenda ! MTV Wants Beyoncé To Open Video Music Awards With Solo Performance Looks like Beyoncé will be without hubby Hov in a very public way before this summer is over… According to Confidenti@l reports: MTV is scrambling behind the scenes to get Beyoncé — without hubby Jay Z — to open this year’s Video Music Awards with a blowout performance at the Forum in Inglewood, Calif., on Aug. 24, Confidenti@l has exclusively learned. Insiders at a Columbia Records listening event were not hiding the fact that MTV is begging Queen Bey to sing a medley of hits from her “Beyoncé” album, which she released on iTunes last year without any alert or promotion. “Bey is going to be all over the show,” one source tells us. “MTV is still working everything out, but they want her to open the show with a big production, which has still not been announced.” Columbia Records and MTV are now working together to convince Bey to create video promos teasing the possible performance. “It’s still being worked out,” says our source. “Everyone at Columbia is scurrying around to make things happen. But judging by the amount of awards she was nominated for and her past history with the show announcing her pregnancy, it’s a pretty safe bet.” Beyoncé leads the VMA nominees with eight bids, including Video of the Year for “Drunk in Love,” her collaboration with husband Jay Z. Rappers Iggy Azalea and Eminem follow her with seven each. At the 2011 VMAs, Bey famously announced she was pregnant with Blue Ivy by popping open her sequined blazer and rubbing her belly for the crowd while Jay Z and Kanye West high-fived each other. “MTV wants her and they want her solo,” says our insider. That news should please Queen Bey, because a solo performance will help her begin to untangle her career from Jay’s. As Confidenti@l exclusively reported, the duo are heading toward releasing a statement addressing the rumors that have been swirling about what will happen with them when the “On the Run” tour wraps in September. The marriage — a strictly “business relationship,” says a source close to the couple — has been over for a while. Both Jay and Bey have been faking it for their fans, and for the $84 million they expect to collect from the current tour. In other developments, Beyoncé’s estranged father, Matthew Knowles, plans to share his tricks on how he made his daughter famous with Destiny’s Child. He will teach a day-long bootcamp class called The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In? at Houston Community College Central. Does it seem like the label and MTV are pushing Bey out the door or is it just us? Do you prefer to see Beyoncé perform alone as opposed to with Jay Z? And smh @ poor babydaddy Matty Knowles, demoted to a footnote at the END of a story about his daughter’s moves. Hit the flip for the latest from Bey’s gram
Erin Corwin, 19, went missing more than four weeks ago, and since that time, mystery has continued to surround the pregnant Marine wife’s disappearance. A spokesperson for the San Bernardino County (Calif.) Sheriff’s Department says: “We have a responsibility to conduct a thorough investigation to determine if she’s a victim of foul play or if she’s voluntarily missing. She has not been located.” Questions surround the nature of her relationship with her husband, Marine Cpl. Jon Corwin, and her neighbor, former Marine Cpl. Christopher Lee. Erin Coriwn and her husband had been living on base in Twentynine Palms, Calif. They had been there less than a year when, in an effort to make new friends, they started hanging out with their neighbors Christopher and Nichole Lee. The friendship ended as quickly as it started, according to People ‘s cover story . Last fall, Nichole and Erin, 19, often rode horses at the White Rock Horse Rescue ranch in nearby Yucca Valley. Isabel Megli, the owner, recalls: “After February, they never came together … [Nichole] never said a word.” Erin Corwin, Marine Wife, Disappears In California On June 28, Erin, who was nearly two months pregnant, told her husband she was heading to Joshua Tree National Park to check out scenic places Her mother, who was expected to arrive the following week, wanted to visit there. But Erin never returned home and her husband called police the next day. Soon, a childhood friend of Erin’s forwarded texts to police suggesting Erin and Christopher were having an affair and the baby could possibly be his. At first, Christopher denied knowing much at all about Erin, but after being questioned again by police, he admitted to kissing Erin but nothing more. “Lee stated his wife knew he and Erin were becoming too close,” according to the affidavit in the case, which is still unfolding with no charges filed. Marine’s Pregnant Wife Still Missing
