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I Almost Didn’t Notice Mary Carey’s Lazy Eye

I’m not kidding, I was too busy staring at pornstar Mary Carey’s big fat boobies that I almost didn’t notice she had herself a sexy lazy eye. So hot. There’s nothing like a chick staring at you like a drunk in the afternoon sun. Obviously I never should have looked above her shoulders, lesson learned. Maybe it was just a little sticky from a shoot she was doing earlier in the day. Gross.

Jim Carey Meets Steven Hawking; Disaster Ensues

When Jim Carey meets Steven Hawking, you know that somebody's leaving that meeting seriously injured. The Best Links: Via Julia Segal View

Nick Cannon Reveals Mariah Carey’s "Big Surprise"

Mariah Carey sure knows how to stir the pot. The 39-year-old diva sent bloggers into a frenzy when she teased on the Oscars red carpet that she has “something special on the…

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Mariah Carey Wants a Piece of Woody Allen

Before casting his next film, Woody Allen may want to check out Precious. (But not Glitter!) Why? Mariah Carey tells me that the legendary filmmaker is her dream…

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Oscars: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey)

The 2010 Oscars got off to a bumpy start and ended just as rickety. From the opening strains of an off-key Neil Patrick Harris to Tom Hanks’ anti-climactic announcement of the Best Picture winner, the 82nd Academy Awards Oscars were about as bumpy as the Jordanian roads in “The Hurt Locker.”

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Oscars: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey)

2010 Oscars – Winners (ITN via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News)

Colin Firth, Carey Mulligan and Dame Helen Mirren carry British hopes of glory at the Oscars.

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Oscar Winners 2010: Who Deserved Their Oscars? (PHOTOS) (The Huffington Post)

There weren’t a lot of surprises in the acting awards, but not many expected Kathryn Bigelow to make off with both Best Director and Best Picture for ‘The Hurt Locker.’

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OSCARS 2010: Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey and husband Nick Canon were looking super glam, especially Mairah in this navy dress with a sweetheart neckline and thigh high slit.

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Carey Mulligan Not Taking Shia LaBeouf To Oscars

Adorable duo Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf may be puckering up in public, but she told me she won’t be walking the red carpet with him on Sunday at the Oscars. So who will she…

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Mary Carey’s Dress Is VERY Fashionable

I’m not into fashion all that much, but I think that this purple dress that pornstar Mary Carey is wearing is just fabulous. The stitching, the material and the sleek lines are all very impressive. What? Did you think I was going to say something about her breast? Shame on you for underestimating me, I can appreciate fine craftsmanship when I see it you know. Ha! Are you frickin’ kidding me? Look at those massive things, they look like beach balls, I want to kick them. Not in a violent way, purely in a sexual way. Enjoy.