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Carmen Electra’s Chesticles Save Face

I’ve had a thing for Carmen Electra for over a decade now so having pictures of her on the site just doesn’t get old. Unfortunately her face does. Here she is looking a little worse for wear out the other day doing a little shopping or something. Luckily I’m a big enough person to look past her aging face and appreciate her for her incredibly hot body. That’s just the kind of man I am. My grandfather once told me: “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, judge it by how big it’s fake boobs are”…. Words to live by.

Carmen Electra Lets It All Hang Out

I love a chick who has the balls to wear animal print, especially if that chick happens to have big old fake boobs like Carmen Electra does. Here she is at some sort of event that involves grass or something along those line, I really don’t have a clue where she is. Whatever it is she’s doing, her tits are hanging out and that’s pretty much all I look for in my internet women. That and low self esteem of course. Enjoy.

NewNowNext Event Brought Out The Old of the Day

NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one day she disappeared and I guess me and everyone else forgot about her, until now…because I guess she’s planning on making a comeback, I mean why else would she be at the NewNextNow event, but in all liklihood, maybe they had free food, something her lack of work bank account appreciates… Here’s Perez Hilton, another soon to be has-been who was at the event begging for attention…cuz I don’t know anyone who bothers with his site now that there’s TMZ and RadarOnline…but when the motherfucker is dressed like this…I don’t mind posting it…cuz it’s too weird, trying too hard, too lame to be ignored…seriously – what the fuck is this…what a fucking joke. More people need to punch him. Pics via Bauer

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Hottest MILF Ever?

I realize I probably should be calling Catherine Zeta-Jones the hottest cougar ever, but I’ve already written the title in and I’m lazy as hell today so who gives a crap. Besides, she is a MILF after all and she looks pretty damn good here at some event the other night so I’m keeping it. I like that even at her age she’s not afraid to show off her mom cleavage. Nice.

Carmen Electra’s Old School Hotness

I haven’t seen Carmen Electra in quite some time, I’ve missed her, here she is flashing her old school curves on the cover of Garage magazine. I’m guessing that none of you have ever heard of Garage magazine either, but that’s alright because we’re here to stare at Carmen’s boobs not read some silly magazine. I’m glad to see that she’s returning to her roots, posing on top of sports cars and pool tables, I think I have a calendar of her dong this exact thing from like fifteen years ago. She’s come full circle. Enjoy.

This Figure Belongs to…

Mini challenge: Guess the owner of this lingerie figure! Tip: Photoshop did its thing. Turn the page to find out! … Read the rest of This Figure Belongs to… © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: fake , guess , lingerie , Photoshop Related posts Ridiculous: Mel B’s Mega Photoshopped Lingerie Pictures (20) Carmen Electra Gets Photoshopped in Maxim (17) Audrina Patridge Is a PETA Angel (21) A Pretty Naked Kelly Brook for Ralph Lauren in Her Early Modelling Days (17) Yet Another Super Photoshopped Cover: Sarah Jessica Parker in Harper’s Bazaar (19)

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Carmen Electra’s Curves Save Lives

It’s nice to see that Carmen Electra is keeping herself in good shape, here she is at some ‘Music Saves Lives’ launch party flashing her classic curves. Who’s she dating now and how thin is his douche beard? She needs to settle down with a nice stable stay at home in his mother’s basement kinda guy. Let me check my rolodex and see if I know anybody that fits the description…. That’s right princess, I’m talking about yours truly. Call me.

Courtney Cox Sweet Cougar Body

I’ve actually watched a few episodes of the Courtney Cox sitcom Cougartown and I kinda like it, not because it’s funny, but because Ms Cox seems to spend a lot of time running around chasing boys in tight little outfits or flashing the neighbors in her bikini . Hot. I want to move to this mysterious Cougartown , it seems to be filled with a lot of good looking promiscuous women. And I happen to love older promiscuous women. Notice how I didn’t say good looking, I live in my mother’s basement, at this point I just want to hump. more pictures of Courtney Cox here

Fashion Face-Off: Taylor Swift vs. Carmen Electra

One os a multiple-tme Grammy winner. The other often appears topless in magazine spreads. One is a globally respected, conservative, innocent, 20-year old recording artist. The other has gotten naked in Playboy many times. On the surface, Taylor Swift and Carmen Electra have nothing in mind. Then again, on the surface, Tiger Woods didn’t seem like the type of guy that would need to read a prepared statement that apologized for his countless transgressions with the opposite sex. It turns out that Taylor and Carmen do have one thing in common: fashion taste. Case in point: Who wears this outfit better?

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Carmen Electra And Her Old School Curves

Here’s Carmen Electra at some fashion show in New York City the other night showing us that she still hasn’t lost her curves. I like Carmen Electra, she reminds me of better times when bikini models were party girls and one piece bathing suits were hot. If you look at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, sure they’re hot as f@#k, but they seem like the kinda girls that would get annoyed if you poured a couple of pitchers of water all over their white t-shirts. Carmen’s old school and probably wouldn’t give a shit. God bless her. more pictures of Carmen Electra here