There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
Source: Paras Griffin / Getty Insecure is one of those shows that you simply must. tune. into. And it looks like season 3 is going to get even spicier when it drops on August 12. In a recent interview, Issa Rae let it be known that she’s about to take it there . She told The Hollywood Reporter the upcoming season will address toxic masculinity and adulting, so we hope everyone can handle having to take a look in the mirror. She tells the publication, “I don’t want to give anything away! But I love black masculinity as it relates to black women. I think that’s something interesting that we haven’t gotten a chance to explore yet — and specifically toxic male black masculinity as it relates to black women. I’m trying to find a way to explore that and get a rounded storyline that isn’t preachy.” Issa adds, “This season is about adulting in a new way. I think we’ve watched our characters really fumble and fuck up — and in some ways in your 20s you are allowed that — but this season is about not acting like you’re naive anymore or that you don’t know better. So it is about, what does it look like to know better and to do better?” As for where she draws inspiration for the Insecure storyline, Issa reveals “I’m definitely mining experiences from my own life, especially for my character. And then we tap into the lives and instances and moments a bunch of our writers bring to the room, as well. I think that’s a fun part — everybody has a piece of their life in the show.” Hit THR for Issa’s full interview and get excited for her return to your living room later this summer. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://globalgrind.cassiuslife.com” id=”4213728″ overlay=”true”]
Source: Paras Griffin / Getty Insecure is one of those shows that you simply must. tune. into. And it looks like season 3 is going to get even spicier when it drops on August 12. In a recent interview, Issa Rae let it be known that she’s about to take it there . She told The Hollywood Reporter the upcoming season will address toxic masculinity and adulting, so we hope everyone can handle having to take a look in the mirror. She tells the publication, “I don’t want to give anything away! But I love black masculinity as it relates to black women. I think that’s something interesting that we haven’t gotten a chance to explore yet — and specifically toxic male black masculinity as it relates to black women. I’m trying to find a way to explore that and get a rounded storyline that isn’t preachy.” Issa adds, “This season is about adulting in a new way. I think we’ve watched our characters really fumble and fuck up — and in some ways in your 20s you are allowed that — but this season is about not acting like you’re naive anymore or that you don’t know better. So it is about, what does it look like to know better and to do better?” As for where she draws inspiration for the Insecure storyline, Issa reveals “I’m definitely mining experiences from my own life, especially for my character. And then we tap into the lives and instances and moments a bunch of our writers bring to the room, as well. I think that’s a fun part — everybody has a piece of their life in the show.” Hit THR for Issa’s full interview and get excited for her return to your living room later this summer. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://globalgrind.cassiuslife.com” id=”4213728″ overlay=”true”]
Carrie Underwood has an amazing voice, a humble attitude, a happy marriage… … and a fake nose? This question is now being asked by a handful of social media trolls after the legendary country singer walked the red carpet of the 2018 CMT Awards in Nashville. Do they have a point? What does this have to do with that awful accident the singer suffered through in late 2017? Scroll through the following photos and comments to find out! 1. Look at Us! Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher do not walk many red carpets together. But they made an exception at the CMT Awards in Nashville. 2. But Whatever… No one seemed to care about the appearance of Carrie and her husband, only about a face they swear looks different than it did before. 3. Compare for Yourself This is a photo of Underwood on stage at the ACM Awards in April, about two months prior to her CMT Awards appearance. See anything markedly different? 4. Like New Lips, Maybe? This is what at least one Twitter user is wondering. 5. Or the Nose? This person is giving a new meaning to the NSFW term “just the tip,” if you know what we mean. 6. This Absolutely Happened! I have total, complete, 100% certainty that Carrie Underwood has undergone plastic surgery. I’d bet my life on it! View Slideshow
As with Jenelle Evans’s previous boyfriends, Nathan Griffith was not exactly a hit with viewers during his time on Teen Mom 2 . But Jenelle has dedicated her life to finding new rock bottoms. And that’s how she wound up with David Eason, arguably the worst baby daddy in the storied history of the Teen Mom franchise. Currently, Jenelle is locked in a custody battle with Nathan , and based on what we’re hearing out of court, things are getting extremely ugly. Like, “ugly even by Jenelle Evans standards” ugly. The latest documents have Griffith accusing Eason of punching Kaiser , Nathan’s 3-year-old son with Jenelle. Not surprisingly, Nathan is less than pleased by these allegations. And so, he hopes to settle the score with David not in court — but in the octagon: “DAVID! I begged @mtv to host a mma fight for us and because of you they can’t now. Fighting words?!?!?” Nathan tweeted this week. Please, I would love to. I want a perfectly legal, conscience [sic] decision (on your part) and good fight.” Griffith added: “I know if it’s in a ring, the moment you come at me… Imma clean that clock of yours and then maybe you can think straight!” “I know you all would love to start a fundraiser to see this fight. And if you get it together, I know I’ll be there and show up to fight for Obviously, this is awesome for many reasons. First and foremost is the fact that Nathan Griffith wants to kick David Eason’s ass, which he could very easily do. (Take away his guns and David isn’t such a tough guy.) But there’s also the fact that Nathan apparently talks like a 79-year-old Korean War vet when he’s pissed off. (We’re totally stealing “I’ll clean that clock of yours!”) Yet another reason this situation absolutely rules? Jeremy Calvert is getting in on the act. We’ve known for quite some time that Calvert hates Eason, and it seems that just like the rest of us, he wants to see David weep like a frightened child as fists of rage rain down upon his skull. “Sh-t, I’ll host it,” Jeremy said in reference to Nathan’s fight tweet. Calvert was among the many who called for Eason to be fired from Teen Mom 2 after he launched a bizarre, homophobic tirade on social media. And this is not the first time that Jeremy has encouraged Nathan in his ongoing battle against David. “If Nathan don’t [sic] try to get his kid, I don’t know what to tell that dude,” he tweeted earlier this year. “I would have already been in court… even if I had to empty my savings account out, I’d go broke.” Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how badly David needs to get his ass whupped.
If you’re currently a guest of The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, you may have heard anguished cries of “Rahn, stahp!” this afternoon, as a security team struggled to do what Sammi Sweetheart never could — subdue the beast known as Agro Magro. Yes, as you may have heard a second season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation is currently filming in Las Vegas , and things got off to a dramatic start for Ronnie. According to TMZ, Ron attempted to fight a civilian while lounging poolside with his fellow guidos today. No word on yet on whether alcohol was a factor, but it absolutely, definitely was. Hilariously, the other combatant kept shouting phrases like “I got that Gucci bag, what’s up?” and repeating the word “hustlin’,” which makes this the single most obnoxious event to ever take place anywhere. It’s not currently known what caused the incident, but we’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that the combination of Ron-Ron juice and human growth hormone factored in. Of course, if you’ve been watching the first season of Family Vacation , or even just keeping up with the cast out of morbid curiosity, then this sort of behavior probably won’t come as much of a surprise. Ronnie has gone from supporting character to primary source of drama, primarily because of his constant fights with Jen Harley , the mother of his infant daughter. On the show, we see Ronnie cheat on Jen with a French club-goer dubbed “French Fry.” (The guidos’ nickname game isn’t terribly on point this season.) On social media, we watch in horror as Ron refers to the mother of his child as a “c-m dumpster.” Ron has been flying off the handle on a routine basis for years now, but lately, he’s either stepped up his game or lowered the bar, depending on whom you ask. Sure, without his antics, JSFV would be an exceedingly boring affair with moments like Vinny’s haircut crisis providing the bulk of the dramatic tension. But on the other hand … did we mention Ron called his ex a c-m dumpster on social media? Like, we don’t expect the height of decorum from these people, but we also don’t want to see them get less mature and more gross with age. But hey, maybe the Gucci guy deserved an ass-whupping today. Based on what little we know about him, that seems very, very plausible. But Ron’s a father now, so going forward, maybe he should let someone else deliver the beat-downs. Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Ron has been this season. View Slideshow: Ronnie Magro Brawls with Girlfriend on Instagram Live, Apologizes to Fans After Breakup
It’s been less than three weeks since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married , but the couple isn’t wasting any time when it comes to the business of starting a family. We’ve known from the start that Harry and Meghan want to have kids ASAP , but now the issue is somewhat complicated by those stodgy Brits and their dodgy rules about inheritance. You see, when Harry and Meg tied the knot they were granted the titles of Duke and Duchess of Sussex. This is one of those customs that no one understands but has been observed since time immemorial regardless. Those titles were created specifically for Harry and Meghan, and as far we can tell the sole reason is that “Prince and Prince’s Wife” just doesn’t have much of a ring to it. Anyway, there have been lots of jokes about the pressure on Meghan to give birth to a male heir, but the royal family is such an absurd institution that her kids may actually be punished if they dare to commit the unpardonable offense of lacking ding-dongs. Yes, People magazine confirmed this week that if Harry and Meghan only have daughters, the girls will not inherit the Sussex title . Yet again, no one at Buckingham Palace could give you a satisfying explanation for why this is. But you can bet several people would look at you like a blithering dolt for asking about it. The news doesn’t come as much of a shock, because wangs are of the utmost importance in the Brit’s peerage system. But like so much of the news you hear about in 2018, it does make you want to go, “Really?! That’s still going on?” Of course, rule changes are not unheard of, and it’s anyone’s guess who will be occupying the throne by the time Harry and Meghan’s currently-non-existent kids reach adulthood. Queen Elizabeth II is 92, so unless she turns out to be a cyborg — as we’ve long suspected — then it will probably be Prince Charles, Prince William, or someone else entirely. Will means the current system could be tossed out the window entirely. On a lighter note, QE2 has entirely turned her back on Meg and Harry. In fact, she gave them a freakin’ country house as a wedding gift this week. We’re guessing stuff like that really softens the blow of your kids not being granted some meaningless title. Of course, this is an absurd conversation for to even be having at this point, as Harry and Meghan might not even have daughters. And even if they do, Suits: The Next Generation will probably be a massive hit on the USA Network by then, which means the girls probably won’t be hurting for work. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle-Prince Harry Wedding: The Dress! The Guests! The Photos!
So as you know, Bella Thorne is probably one of the more classier InstaCelebs, or whatever she pretends to be. And if you think I’m serious, you’re on the wrong website. However, she is the most fun and any time she does the “Miley Cyrus Tongue Tease”, I will post it. She has perfected it in a way that I consider an art. And art must be shared. via Gfycat
Source: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin / Getty Recent photos of Johnny Depp have fans wondering “WTF is he on?” The actor was spotted with a couple of fans looking extremely frail and clean shaven. He’s currently taking a break from acting and has been on tour with his band. ….What's happening with Johnny Depp pic.twitter.com/pq0eadInWV — I Luh God (@aVeryRichBish) June 3, 2018 No really, he looks bad. Imprensa e fãs especulam sobre aparência de Johnny Depp: estresse, problemas na Justiça ou doença? https://t.co/nj6wn9jxQq pic.twitter.com/LKhQ5vm6iO — Jornal Extra (@jornalextra) June 3, 2018 Really bad. Johnny Depp is that you… pic.twitter.com/e19dBPFrga — Karen Civil (@KarenCivil) June 3, 2018 We hope he’s doing okay.
