I know it’s been forever since I’ve done a new post on Bella Thorne . We’re talking almost a full week! That’s way too long. So here’s everyone’s favorite professional Snapchatter back with two of her signature moves: not wearing a top, and showing off some seriously impressive tongue action. Enjoy.
Bella Thorne may not be as hot as she might have been thanks to face fillers. She may not be as stable as she could have been thank to a mom whoring her out to the industry…being robbed of her childhood and forced to face all kinds of hardships like being paid lots of money – and being coddled and sucked up to – by people you can’t trust as friends because they are using you..leaving her alone, forced to medicate with the POT, and post it on her feed because it’s recreationally legal and not the 90s when you had to pretend you didn’t smoke pot…but more intrestingly..she’s doing a topless dance, hold her titty, and jiggle and it’s not that hot, it’s almost boring at this point but would I be a site if I didn’t post it.. NO…I wouldn’t be.. Not that I am one..but you know what I mean….and that is that the world needs more Bella Thornes in it. The post Bella Thorne Titty Grab Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Demi Lovato’s full of shit, I assume anyone who knows anything about Demi Lovato, you’ll know that she’s full of shit. You’ll also know that Feminist is a catch all catchphrase that means so much to so many people, but also means nothing specifically…because if you have a vagina you can apply the word to anything you do, from sex work, to egotistical narcisstic bullshit, girl power, that diverts attention from the fact that it’s straight whoring… Demi Lovato also used to pull the whole no make-up, then the whole get fat, until your man dumps you, then get fit, then get half naked and braless, all because of feminism….because it’s that catch all term you need…to not necessarily justify your actions, you’re rich and a cunt, you don’t need to justify shit, but it makes for a nice angle…because people like angles…it makes them feel better out being whored out their entire life, being coddled to the point of pretending to be bipolar identity crisis….it’s all weird….it’s all lies…but retard kids with no attention span buy into it. Lies to live by… The post Demi Lovato’s a Feminist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez is braless and showing off her hard nipples – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits and when you have hard nipples to show off – because you may not have a Kidney that’s yours and you may not live past 30 thanks to your LUPUS – but you got the tits – show the tits – give the world the tits…like you give the Weekend your vagina – because his big black cock is the only thing her medicated, numb, broken soul can feel… She’s also got a fake mouth too, but I guess no one notices….because no one cares, but that’s how girls look now…she’s just on trend. The post Selena Gomez Loves her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rebecca Romijn Stamos…who is no longer a Stamos….Stamos dropped her and this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, was that even a show, I remember it existing and being shit but did other people ever see it? She done got old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that at one time she was a hot bikini model…and at another time…she was acting in XMEN or some other comic related movies and nerds love that shit…and you are nerds…so here is her throwback thursday pic..trying to remind you, matter, exist, whatever posting a body painted shot is.. The post Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is the patsy who was once used by Victoria’s Secret to defer a scandal involving their musical Guest Bieber fucking one of the married models Miranda Kerr. She was then the accessible, straight from Hungary girl who was friended by Stella Maxwell… And her life or identity was robbed because Maxwell moved into her zone and stole her contacts and got herself booked at Victoria’s Secret…not sure if Palvin still does it, too lazy to google it…I just know she ate her feelings and got very fucking big as she got older…but is now slimmed down…and showing tit at some fashion shows she’s walking because she still exists…and the nipples prove it. The post Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand… She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care. I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere.. The post Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand… She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care. I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere.. The post Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve probably watched this video 3 or 4 or 500 times by now, and I still can’t tell what this lady’s doing to Kaley Cuoco ‘s pants. Maybe she’s pining them? But whatever it is, all I know is, I want that job! Any job that lets you get your face that close to Kaley’s booty sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me. Where do I send my resume?
I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, and I think I may have finally figured out why it hasn’t happened yet. And no, it’s not because she never agreed to go out on a date with yours truly. Although I’m sure that didn’t help. No, it’s because I guess she’s not very good at social media? I mean, if you’re going to copy Bella Thorne , you should be Snapchatting out daily topless pictures, not shots of yourself mid-hair removal . I figured that was obvious. Oh well.