I guess Victoria’s Secret must be doing some kind of cowboy-themed photoshoot with all their models right now, because yesterday, it was Elsa Hosk . And now today we’ve got Candice Swanepoel wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, lingerie and assless chaps. And I’d tell you who I think wore it better, but I seem to be having a little trouble focusing on the keyboard right about now. You’ll have to give me a minute. Well, make that more like 30-45 seconds. #giddyup #bumbumtamtam A post shared by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Aug 12, 2017 at 4:58pm PDT » view all 11 photos
I guess Victoria’s Secret must be doing some kind of cowboy-themed photoshoot with all their models right now, because yesterday, it was Elsa Hosk . And now today we’ve got Candice Swanepoel wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, lingerie and assless chaps. And I’d tell you who I think wore it better, but I seem to be having a little trouble focusing on the keyboard right about now. You’ll have to give me a minute. Well, make that more like 30-45 seconds. #giddyup #bumbumtamtam A post shared by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Aug 12, 2017 at 4:58pm PDT » view all 11 photos
I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.
How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked… In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt… The post Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jacob Roloff is not a huge fan of Little People, Big World. We know that because he’s made it ridiculously, astoundingly clear ever since he quit the show. Jacob dislikes his family’s show so much that after he quit, he also cut contact with his parents and his siblings for a long time. Thankfully, he’s mended his relationships with the rest of the Roloffs — he’s said as much, and we know it for sure thanks to his adorable presence at Molly’s wedding last weekend . But still, his hatred for the show remains. In some new excerpts from his very first book, Verbing, he explains some of the issues he has with Little People, Big World. In one section, he writes “The first few years of doing this show were pretty alright, just a few (dozen) extra people around the house and farm.” “The actual filming in that beginning period was subject to the events unfolding, that is, something happened then the cameras came running.” But then, “After the few first years of testing the waters, the whole process did a sort of flip where events became subject to the filming, that is, became more orchestrated than spontaneous, in a weird indistinguishable mix.” “That phase went on for a while, too, until turning into the dominantly orchestrated ordeal it is today.” This part isn’t really anything we haven’t heard before — we know his main issue with the show is that he believes it’s too staged. He feels so strongly about the issue that in a rant he made on Instagram last year, he even said that “The family that is filmed is not my family.” They are the Roloff Characters and I have scarcely anything in common with them, nor do I want to be a character myself.” But in these new excerpts from Jacob’s book, he delves a little deeper into the issue. “Chief and simply, it forced me to grow up faster than normal (whatever a normal rate may be),” he writes. “Doing on the fly interviews and formal ones alike forced me to answer certain questions about myself, my family and my life that I normally might not have wondered about for some years.” Sounds pretty tough, right? Especially when you think about how young Jacob was when he was on the show. “One the one hand,” he explains, “I’m stuck in front of a lens, symbolizing the millions of people that watch(ed) our show, left to my own devices of coping and getting attention that usually panned out great for The Brass in L.A.” “On the other hand, instantly, it forced me to evolve mentally way faster than I would have, I think, under circumstances of less pressure.” So it sounds like he’s coming to terms with the whole thing — and thank goodness, right? View Slideshow: Little People, Big World Cast: Then vs. Now And Jacob is only 20 years old, so he has plenty of time to process how weird it must have been to grow up on a reality show. Will you be picking up his book?
Can you believe we’re coming up on the one year anniversary of Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson?! It seems like it was just yesterday when we saw their Halloween makeout session and thought “huh, another basketball player, really?” But it’s true: it was early last September when we first heard that Khloe and Tristan were dating , which means that August of 2016 was when the magic happened. And, according to all the gushing Khloe did in a new interview with the Daily Mail, it looks like all that magic is still happening. “My boyfriend is very protective of me,” she says of Tristan. “Feeling loved and validated and secure is a huge thing.” She adds that he’s also “protective of my entire family,” which she thinks is “beautiful.’ “And I love that everything we do is as a union,” she continues. “When he speaks, it’s ‘us’ and ‘we,’ and that’s important because it shows that you’re sharing life.” “The best thing is that we’re able to communicate about anything, and I think a lot of relationships don’t flourish because people are afraid to voice their opinion, not wanting to rock the boat.” Sounds like she’s really, truly in love , huh? And we’ve barely even gotten started yet! In relationships, Khloe says, “It’s good to find someone who has the same belief system and morals as you because it makes things easy.” “Tristan and I are both Christians; we go to church, we pray, we’re vocal about God and spirituality.” Didn’t see that one coming, did you? “A lot of my girlfriends get pregnant without talking about things such as religion with their significant others and then find out they have different belief systems to them,” she says. Speaking of getting pregnant, Khloe explains that she “definitely” wants to have kids, “but I don’t feel any pressure.” “Tristan is a great dad and he definitely wants more children, but we both feel that it will happen when the time is right.” “We’re still in a new relationship and I love us having time together,” she smartly says. “Once you have kids you can’t get back your non-kid years.” We’d advise Khloe to consider getting back on birth control if she wants to have a few more non-kid years — pregnancy can sneak up on you otherwise. But she says that she understands that children are a lifelong commitment, and that “you worry about your children for the rest of your life,” not just until they turn 18 and become adults. “The concern I have is raising little human beings in a world that’s filled with such hate and terror ,” she adds. “That seems very scary.” Yeah, girl, it really, really is. But thankfully, she says that she’s “in the best relationship I’ve ever been in,” and she adds that “it doesn’t take a ring for me to feel that way.” “I believe in marriage and I want to be married again one day but I don’t have a time frame.” “Why do people think that marriage equates to happiness?” she asks. “There are a lot of people in unhealthy marriages.” And honestly, with the heartbreaking way things ended between Khloe and Lamar Odom, we’d say she knows that better than most. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Make Out. HARD. Really though, she does seem very, very happy with Tristan — happier than she’s been since the early days with Lamar. Nothing but the best of wishes to this adorable couple!
I’m pretty sure Olivia Munn is still single , but I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check. And besides, even if she isn’t, I’m sure she will be in another month or two. Anyway, point is, I’m trying to help Olivia out here in her search for love a rich sugar daddy, by posting this throwback photoshoot she did for GQ back in 2010. Remember how good she looked when she wasn’t pretending to be a “serious” “actress” and just embraced being a hot nobody? Let’s bring back that Olivia, please.
There are a few roles played a few certain actors that are more than iconic, they are groundbreaking. They are forged in our memories, and they are probably the sexiest damn thing any of us have ever seen on screen. Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell is one such role. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and watch her amazing audition tape. … read more
Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton may become Queen of England sooner than she ever expected, according to a recent report. For the mother of two, that means mixed emotions. As we told you yesterday, alleged palace insiders claim Prince William and Kate will be King and Queen once Elizabeth II’s reign ends. Her Royal Majesty has yet to formally say this, of course, so take it with a grain of salt. Or two grains. Or 10. Or perhaps a small boulder. In any case, the report states that Prince Charles, 68, is about to get leapfrogged in the line of succession in order to preserve the monarchy. “Her Majesty realized that William and Kate are the future,” said the palace insider, noting that her royal legacy hangs in the balance. “She has spent 65 years making sure that the House of Windsor survives,” and this decision, while bold and surprising, is no different. That doesn’t mean it’s easy – for anyone involved. Suffice it to say, Kate is royally conflicted about it. A royal source said that her concerns lie with kids Prince George and Princess Charlotte, and whether they will be negatively impacted. Middleton didn’t see this coming. How could they? “Kate had wanted to keep a low profile for a few more years,” the source said. “She’s desperate to remain a hands-on mom.” “She worries about being in the spotlight more.” William and Kate, both 35, got married six years ago. They welcomed heir Prince George in July 2013 and then Charlotte in May 2015. The parents have already expressed concerns about their kids growing up as normally as possible, so this is a complicated situation. “She’s concerned about the added pressure on her kids,” the insider added of the mother of two, noting that they’re camera shy as it is. On the flip side, this is what she signed up for. The future Queen has, since moving to Kensington Palcae, been working extra hard to make sure the next generation is ready to take over. “William and Kate have taken on more responsibilities,” the source said, despite frequent talk of Kate being the laziest royal of all time . “They’re learning even more about what it entails to take on such powerful positions,” and while this promotion is huge, it’s not imminent. Elizabeth II has reigned for over six decades, but is still spry and active for 91, and has no intention of abdicating the throne while alive. William could wait awhile yet (ask Charles). In any case, George and Charlotte will soon glean that their lives are very different from regular kids, but will stay grounded just the same. This comes from upbringing, and is clearly paramount to William and Kate; George and Charlotte will be well raised, regardless of title. That much you can take to the bank. Also a guarantee is that they will look simply adorable next to Kate and William for years to come. When they’re King and Queen or just during run-of-the-mill royal engagements, the youngsters are the spitting image of their parents. We expect they will lead charmed lives, but not because of the royal status Kate never enjoyed while she was growing up (see below). Just because their mom and dad are pretty great. View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH
At this point, it’s probably literally impossible to not love Kesha, right? From the amazing strength she’s shown throughout her recent legal battles to her sincerely wonderful new music , what’s not to love? She’s just such an inspiration for so many reasons, and it’s so good that so many people are realizing it. And if you find yourself to be doubting her greatness — or even if you’re well aware of her greatness and would just like to revel in it — you need to check out this letter she wrote to her 18-year-old self. These days, Kesha is 30 years old, and we know she’s done a whole lot of living in the past 12 years. But the letter … hold on tight, because it will almost surely tear you up. “Dear Kesha,” she began the letter, which she read on yesterday’s episode of CBS This Morning. “At this very moment you may be wondering whether it was really a good idea to drop out of high school. I moved to L.A. with nothing but your grandpa’s Lincoln Town Car and a demo tape.” “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news, and I know you’re a tad impatient, so I’ll start with the good news: you made it!”, she continued. “And thank god because the best plan B we ever came up with was waitressing, and as you will soon find out, that was not really our forte.” But the bad news, she explained, “is you nearly killed yourself on the road to success, fueled by fear of failure, crippling anxiety, and insecurity.” “You will become severely bulimic and anorexic — and the worse your disease gets the more praise you will get from some people in your industry, and this will really, really mess with your head.” “But,” she added, “when you are trying to live up to an unrealistic expectation, it’s never gonna be good enough no matter what you do.” From there, present-day Kesha gave some advice to her younger self — solid little tips like “don’t read comments on the internet.” “Don’t let people scare and shame you into changing the things about yourself that make you unique and interesting,” she wrote. “Those are the qualities that will make your life so magical.” “That bad girl, ‘I don’t give a sh-t’ attitude, that’ll work for a while and you will get a dollar sign tattooed on yourself that will last forever, probably.” “But the truth is, you don’t need to put on an act. You can just be Kesha Rose Sebert. And guess what? Apparently that’s good enough.” It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye, isn’t it? “You must be strong because over time you will gain confidence and people will learn that words and art do matter,” Kesha continued. She told little Kesha that she’d grow up to write a song called “Rainbow,” and “you’re gonna be really proud of it because there is light and beauty after the storm no matter how hard things get .” “You’re gonna write this song to remember to make it through and you’re gonna remind yourself to love yourself and if you have truth in your heart there will always be a rainbow at the end of the storm,” she finished. It’s a lovely letter, and it’s proof of just how far Kesha has come. So proud of you, girl! View Slideshow: Kesha’s Legal Battle: 23 Celebs Who Joined the #FreeKesha Movement
