Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck… There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER… The post Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck… There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER… The post Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Drunk Guy of the Day Dad Abandons Baby in a Parking Lot Dude Getting Covered in Cinnamon Catches on Fire Kid Gets Taken Out by a Bottle Dude Chooses a Weird Place to Pee Man Performs Citizen Arrest Failed Criminal of the Day The post Just a Woman Breast Feeding a Dog and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So I guess Sara Jean Underwood is still hard at work trying to make this whole “professional hot nobody” gig of hers pay off, because now she’s hitting her loyal perverts fans up for more money over on Facebook, by making “private” Instagram and Snapchat accounts that you can unlock by paying her. And frankly, I’m outraged. It’s just disgusting. I mean, if she makes her Instagram private, I won’t be able to creep it anymore. Not cool! » view all 12 photos
Jennifer Lopez celebrated her birthday yesterday. She turned 48, though you absolutely wouldn’t know it from looking at her. Her boyfriend, Alexander Rodriguez, took to Instagram to post a beautiful and affectionate tribute to her in honor of her birthday. But that wasn’t all. We now have some new hot, revealing J Lo photos , because the world can never have enough. Her birthday outfit was just shy of being her birthday suit . She. Looks. Amazing . You might be thinking that it’s “easy” to look gorgeous when your outfit is as revealing as this one. And, to be sure, this outfit looks like she’d spend her evening constantly perched on the verge of a major nip-slip. (Though we’re sure that she’s using some double-sided tape) But the fact that it’s so revealing is part of what makes it so impressive. Because not everybody can pull off an outfit like that when they’re 20, let alone 48 . Wearing it is a power move, but Jennifer Lopez has the body — and abs — to pull it off. Wearing it out to celebrate is even more of a power move, honestly, because plenty of people would worry that establishments would turn them away if they show up wearing … almost nothing. That can’t be a major worry for J Lo. (A friend of mine once had to nervously remind her that children weren’t allowed in a particular part of the hotel, but it’s hard to picture her being asked to change clothes for the sake of some restaurant) Remember J Lo’s infamous dress from … nearly 20 years ago? To think that, at the time, people looked and wondered how she kept it up. (Definitely with double-sided tape, folks — that’s always the answer) This outfit puts that dress to shame. Alex Rodriguez posted a birthday tribute to the singer on his own Instagram page. “Wishing a happy birthday to this amazing human being who lights up my world every day. Te amo muneca!!” That is so sweet. Of course, we already knew that these two were crazy about each other — almost obnoxiously so (remember their baecation ?). But that doesn’t make birthday messages any less precious. For those of you who took Spanish too long ago to remember (or took a different language and really don’t know), that last bit of A-Rod’s message means: “I love you, doll.” Cute, right? He also included “#Leo,” because goofy astrology stuff isn’t just for your Twitter mutuals. Celebrities do it, too. Seriously, though, look at her again. That outfit is almost unrealistic in its excellence. Like the kind of thing that a video game designer would (deservedly) get hell for after making it the default outfit of a female character. By J Lo rocks it in real life like that’s what everybody wears. Amazing. For what it’s worth, A-Rod looks pretty great in his cobalt suit. Just, you know, all eyes are understandably on Jennifer Lopez. Sometimes it’s easy to give Jennifer Lopez a hard time, but her birthday week’s a good time to remember that we really do believe that she’s a good person. In fact, recently her post about her sister’s child, Brendan, gained positive notice because J Lo respected her nibling’s they/them pronouns. You’d think that respecting a person’s basic pronouns, gender, and identity would be the bare minimum of what you’d expect even between strangers, let alone between family and loved ones. In today’s toxic political climate, that isn’t always the case. And sometimes celebrities have nasty surprises for you — Drake Bell, back when Caitlyn Jenner came out as trans, revealed himself to be a huge transphobe and tried to “honor” her athletic accomplishments. Never have I clicked “unfollow” so quickly. (Hate Caitlyn all that you like, but not because she’s trans, and don’t misgender her or use her deadname) Clearly, J Lo is a good and loving aunt in a world that needs more like her. And she must make one hell of a girlfriend, because A-Rod is glued to her side. It looks like she’s crazy about him, too. Even though she’s reluctant to make him her fourth ex-husband . We get that.
I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.
Dinner parties on The Real Housewives franchise are high-class events in which the women speak about their lives and plan fun vacations together. Yes, that whole sentence was sarcasm, and there was a dinner party on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 3 that descended into sheer mayhem. Watch The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 Episode 3 Online When the fun episode got underway, Vicki was preparing to make a move. Unfortunately for the other women, she was not leaving Orange County behind. Instead, she was moving into a brand new office building as a result of her business being a success. Vicki then opened up about one of her employees embezzling her funds. So, yes, she let him go. Still, her business is a hit, so she should be proud of what she’s achieved. It will be fun to see her boast about it to the other ladies. This act of betrayal from a colleague, however, has Vicki wanting to keep a closer eye on the rest of her staff. It’s pretty lame, but she’s clearly paranoid something happens again. While one business was flourishing, another was all over the place. Lydia was stressing out over at Nobleman because she felt like her husband was missing all of his deadlines. Tamra interrupted Lydia’s duties at the magazine by calling her up to mediate the situation between her and Shannon. Tamra manages to get both women to attend a dinner to try fix things between them. Meanwhile, Shannon continued her plan to get back into shape, and she found herself in a little too deep with all of it. Her trainer, however, was not that great. He seemed to think that shaming Shannon about her body was a good tactic, but it was a little bit much, and we felt sorry for her. When the time came for dinner, Lydia was trying to introduce Peggy to everyone once again, and it was becoming a little lame. Peggy did not get a warm reception when seemed to trash Shannon’s plan to build a dream home. God, these women sure know how to bicker over silly things. When Shannon spoke about the weight gain, Peggy pushed to find out about what forced her to get to that point. Is anyone else getting Eden Sassoon vibes from this chick? Just when things start to get heated between Peggy and the women, Kelly arrived, and well, things went nuclear. Kelly is not one to hold back. Despite saying she was not attending the dinner, Kelly showed up and was not entirely approachable about all of it. Kelly then thought Shannon was mean to her. While Kelly revealed that she knew how to push Shannon’s buttons in her confessional, Shannon flipped the eff out at the dinner table. Shannon told her to get the heck out of the restaurant, while Kelly said, “Maybe you need some hormones for your body!” That’s when the ladies hurled terrible insults at each other. Kelly is back and is ready to burn some bridges, and we’re along for every second of this ride. What do you think of it all? View Slideshow: 17 Stars Who Really Love the Real Housewives
