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Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact.. She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying… I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy…. She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

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Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Thong for Instagram of the Day

The highlight of the Victoria’s Secret informercial was not Candice Swanepoel sucking the dick of the corporation for making her matter…pretty much saying she owed her life to them like a scared battered wife… But it was listening to her talk…cuz that accent just makes her that much better….and trust me that’s saying a lot coming from me…cuz I hate when models talk…it takes away from their whole being half naked modeling where they belong.. She posted this ass shot to instagram…reminding us that her body fucking matters….and she’s better at doing Victoria’s Secret catalog pics than Victoria’s Secret…cuz Victoria’s Secret despite selling thongs…can’t showcase thongs…INSANE but not as insane as how good this is…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Thong for Instagram of the Day

Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Lane Lindell is some pageant girl who represented USA in the 2008 Miss World competition, where she was a semi-finalist….which to me means she was still a fucking loser…even if she won the evening gown portion of the night….. She’s also a sorority girl from Florida, was born in 1990 and has a wikipedia page that is giving me all this riveting information on her, when all that really matters is that she’s a catalog model for a lingerie company I have never heard of…making moves to get a head by getting half naked…probably not her number one dream strategy to reach the fucking top…but one of my number one ways to reach the top…along with sex tape…. I figure….some of you may like to jerk off to catalog pics as a tribute to when you were growing up before the internet and catalog pics were all you had to jerk off to…I am not that kind of guy.

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Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day