This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…
I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this… I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.
I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this… I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.
Last week, in the spirit of bipartisanship, Barack Obama invited his vanquished Republican rival Mitt Romney to the White House for lunch at the Oval Office. Also known as the Man Cave. The President has gradually transformeded the Oval into a far less stuffy place. Out are those archaic floral couches. In are the sporting goods and flat screens! Michelle must not allow him to make decor choices anywhere else. The room is the most important one in the nation … in terms of national security or just bro-ing out. It’s a place you’ve got to get in the right mindset before entering. For the Commander-in-Chief, an avid sports fan, it’s a place where major decisions are made, but major fun appears to be had during the lighter moments. See additional Barack Obama photos below:
It’s hard to envision Pope Benedict XVI cranking out musings on his iPhone 5 every 20 minutes, but the pontiff has officially joined Twitter , according to reports. At the age of 85, the Pope himself is about to be launched into the brave new world of social networking, complete with the official handle of “@pontifex”. @pontifex already has 360,000+ followers and has yet to Tweet once. Badass. It’s easy to see why the Catholic Church, which has struggled to connect with teenagers and young adults (as have all religions) launched this initiative. Archbishop Claudio Celli, head of the Pontifical Council for Social Communications, pointed out that some 140 million people currently use Twitter. Of those, nearly 40 percent are in the 16-24 age group. “This is a new market for ideas and the church should be there … This is not the only way [to spread the Catholic Church’s message] but it is a very useful one,” he said. “It’s cost-effective and not labour-intensive.” Do not expect a new tweet from the Pope every half hour – more like once a week, if that – but the Vatican insists any tweets from the Pope will be genuine. While the Pope will not be typing out his thoughts in 140 characters or less, he will oversee and ensure Tweets have “his engagement and approval.” Archbishop Celli said the 140 character limit will prove something of a “challenge” but that Twitter offers a “wonderful opportunity to share his nuggets of wisdom.” The Pope will begin tweeting December 12, Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe, when he will answer some of the questions sent to #askpontifex about faith and belief. The Pope (with the help of staff members) will also be tweeting in eight languages: English, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, German, Polish and Arabic.
I’m all for vintage erotica…you know 1920s-40s nudity…old school prostitution….and pornography….. I don’t know if it is that I feel ties to that era…and love the way people looked and dressed, except maybe for how fat the girls were….or if I just like masturbating to natural tits, natural bush, on a woman who is likely dead….so seeing this shoot for some obscure magazine of some obscure Australian actress who happens to be on an American TV show..is almost exciting…because it isn’t shitting on the style like it was Dita Von Teese and her fat pin-ups who spent the last 10 years making 40s erotica total trailer park trash….that is unmasturbatable… So good job Rachel Taylor and your non-padded bra…I dig it.
Alicia Kuczman is a Brazilin model…doing the modeling thing…by posing for fashion magazines and showing some tit…the way we like it…the way their Catholic grandmother’s probably don’t like it….you know pumping out smut harder than it was Two and a Half Men….for men to masturbate to…like it was porno…just cuz it is disguised as fashion…. Where I am from…nude modeling, or having pics of your tits taken, under any and all circumstances….is the fucking same kind of awesome….fashion, porn, accidental, revenge sites, paying her way through college, or old lady living a dream…who fucking cares the reason…just show me your fucking tits…. [galllery]
Gabrielle Union Talks Baby Fever And Marriage To Dwyane Wade Hollyweird banger Gabrielle Union celebrated her 40th birthday over the weekend with a star-studded, bottle-poppin’ bash in NYC. But while many women think 40 is the time to start stressing over matrimonydom and mini-me’s, Gabby took a break from poppin’ bottles to tell Just The Fab why she’s is no rush to pop out any lil Wades: JTF: 40 And Fab! Do you have baby fever yet? GU: No. JTF: No?! Really? That’s surprising. GU: Well I have dance-on-table fever and I don’t think you can really do those two together or I think they arrest you. Yeah, I mean, eventually. I’ll probably get baby-fever somewhere after, you know, marriage fever. And I’m still enjoying boyfriend-girlfriend fever. Q: So are we going to see marriage in the future with you and Dwyane? Babies, hopefully… GU: I mean, we like each other a lot and we both failed miserably the last time either one of us got married. So, I think we’re doing it slow, you know what I mean? I think when you rush in, then people have crap to say; if you go to slow people have stuff to say, so, I think we have to just take it at the pace that’s great for us. But, who knows? I’m open to everything but, right now I just like saying “my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my boyfriend DWade. And then maybe later, provided my eggs are dust. We’ll see what I can (coughs) cough out. Q: Are you going to freeze your eggs? A: No, no. Nope, I’m just rollin. Not mentioned during this chat was the fact that DWade’s continuous babymama drama probably played a part in putting any plans for matrimonydom or mini-me making waaaay on the back burner…
El Diablo! A Colombian couple claims they’re living in fear that they may have given birth to an Epitome of a Bad Seed . According to UK Daily Mail reports : Black magic and evil spirits have captured the soul of a new-born baby in Colombia who can apparently already walk by himself and produce fire, his own mother has claimed. Ana Feria Santos gave birth to her son last month but says her joy quickly turned to fear when she noticed that he had ‘several abnormalities’ – leading to fears in her community that he is the ‘devil in disguise’. She says the boy can already stand up and walk – quite a feat for a child of just four weeks. Much like the 1976 horror film The Omen , the mother-of-five says he frequently hides around the house, cackles in an ‘adult’ way for hours on end and has an ‘intimidating’ pair of eyes. She told the RCN Radio station: ‘He walks like an adult, sometimes going off and hiding underneath the bed, in a suitcase, in the washing machine or in the fridge.’ Her neighbors in the town of Lorica, near the Caribbean coast, also say he is possessed by a ‘malign spirit’ and that he is capable of producing fire. This, they say, is because burn marks have been found on his clothes and a sofa where he regularly sits. It has led to vigilante attacks on Santos and her taxi-driver husband Óscar Palencia López’s house, which is allegedly being pelted with stones on a nightly-basis by frightened residents. But the 28-year-old’s story has not been believed by doctors, who have now launched an investigation into the possibility that the new-born could have been abused. The Colombian Family Welfare Institute, the National Police and the Catholic Church have also all refused to assert the claims that black magic is involved. A team of psychologists, a social worker, a nutritionist and a lawyer will now look into the case, with a source saying: ‘The child shows signs of abuse. ‘Two small burns were found on the palm of the left hand and for that reason a restoration measure was adopted to [safeguard] the family environment. ‘The parents received a warning while the facts are being clarified.’ What would Sweet Brown Say about this? Do you think the baby is really doing all this? Seems kinda weird for the neighbors to be throwing stones and stuff if something really isn’t going on with the kid right? Shoot, maybe he’s a mutant. They might need to call Professor Xavier in on this one. Shutterstock
The Breaking Dawn Part 2 media blitz is officially in full swing. With the conclusion to The Twilight Saga hitting theaters in just six weeks, Summit Entertainment is ramping up its promotional efforts. Earlier today, the studio released the final poster for this epic follow-up; and now it’s given us four fresh images from the final installment, most of which focus on the new – and improved? – Bella Swan. Click around below to enlarge photos of this new vampire, snuggling up to Edward ( Robert Pattinson ), preparing to pounce of prey and putting on her serious arm-wrestling face… The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 comes out on November 16.
