Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com
Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two.. What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant… Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples. I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..
Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Cats are not always great at licking the bellies of kittens. Sometimes, they knock their furry friends off the table . But you’d be surprised how effective felines can be at Jenga… or at least how effective the one feline featured in the following video can be at Jenga. Seriously. We’re not sure how this little animal does it; all we know is that he or she does it really well! Cat Excels at Jenga Pretty amazing, no? Your move, Hero Cat . Try to top this! 15 Crazy Cat Selfies 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’?
Those of you allergic to man’s best feline companions: Avert your eyes! This post is all about cats . (I cannot be the only person SO allergic to cats that the mere thought of them makes me break out in hives, can I? Pleasesayno.) From silly to serious to downright adorable, cats give us some of the best memes and images on the web. Probably because the Internet runs on cats and this is their secret plot to take over the world. WE’RE ON TO YOUR SHENANIGANS, CATS! In an attempt to subvert their plans to rule the universe, we’ve compiled a list of the 31 best cat photos of all time so that when you see a cat threatening to overthrow you with cute, you’ll know. Be prepared, you guys. Cats are coming for you. 31 Best Cat Photos of All Time 1. Inception Cat It’s a cat…holding a kitten…which is holding a kitten. Is the top still spinning? Someone get Leo D. on the phone ASAP.
Wen Zhang is like the Chinese Robert Pattinson – as adored in his homeland for his talent and looks as for his down-to-earth charm. So when he admitted to cheating on his wife of six years in a recent web post, Chinese social media users went crazy…like really crazy! Weibo – the Chinese equivalent of Twitter – reported that Zhang’s apology received over 2.5 million comments and 1 million re-tweets in just 10 hours yesterday, making it the most popular post in the site’s history. “I have brought this upon myself,” Zhang Tweeted. “A mistake is a mistake. This has nothing to do with anyone else.” Fan responses ranged from sympathy to the kind of seething rage we’ve all grown to expect from Internet users. Zhang’s wife replied simply, “Being in love is easy, being married is not.” The couple is expected to stay together. While Zhang may now hold the title of China’s most popular tweeter, he still falls short of the worldwide crown. That belongs to Ellen DeGeneres, whose now-famous Oscar selfie was re-tweeted nearly 2 million times in its first hour alone and crashed Twitter on the night of the awards show. You’re gonna have to do a lot of cheating to beat that, Zhang.
Well, Internet. You had a nice run. You posted many hot Kate Upton photos and a lot of funny cat memes and these 19 Essential Taylor Swift GIFs and some other cute stuff, too. But you might as well retire now. You’ll simply never be able to top the following photo gallery. It combines babies with dogs and cats and sleeping and licking and it’s JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER. It wins. It wins the Internet for all-time. Don’t buy the hype? Click around and you soon will: 21 Pictures of Kids and Pets Being Best Friends Forever Open Slideshow 1. The. Cutest. Photo. Ever. That’s it. We can end the Internet now. This is the cutest photo you’ll ever see. View As List 1. The. Cutest. Photo. Ever. That’s it. We can end the Internet now. This is the cutest photo you’ll ever see. 2. Really, Kid? You know the question we need to ask in this picture, don’t you? Who is taking whom for a walk? 3. Black, White, Perfect This is black, white and totes adorbs. Look how small that dog is!!! 4. Top of the Head Kiss This child plants a kiss on this dog’s head and we just wanna curl up and die because it’s so cute. 5. Playing Adorable Doctor It’s time for the cutest check-up in Internet history. Take long, deep breaths, dog. 6. Let’s Swing! Only one thing is more fun than going on a swing: going on a swing with your furry best friend! 7. Very Close Pals It’s hard to tell who is happier in this photo: The dog or its small, cute owner. 8. Like Pet, Like Son Doesn’t this picture just make you want to die??!?! OMG, it… is… SO… cute! 9. Cutest Seat in the House Who needs a chair or a sofa? This little girl has found the best seat in the house. 10. Dog vs. Child! We’d like to think these two are engaged in staredown. Who will blink first?!? 11. In Good Paws This newborn couldn’t be more safe and secure. He’s in very good hands… errr, paws. 12. Polka Dotted Delight Polka dots have never looked so adorable. We could stare at this picture for hours. 13. A Group Hug It’s time for a group hug! Come on, get in here everyone! 14. Giant Dog, Small Owner This dog’s head is bigger than half this girl’s body. And the resulting image is adorable. 15. Kid and Cat Seat AWWW! This isn’t just a car seat. It’s a car and cat seat! 16. Group Chill Time Someone forgot to give this pug the message: it’s time to lie down and relax, buddy. 17. Staring at the Snow Hey, look, it’s snowing! Get dressed, kid, let’s go play! 18. Totally AWWW-inspiring This toddler and his pet are taking a nap together and we may very well melt right here on the spot. 19. Cuddle Buddies Shhh… it’s nap time. This baby and his dog are catching some ZZZZs together. 20. A Pair of Pouts Hey, kid, why the long face? Do you wanna go play with a ball or something? 21. Adorable Peering Hey, what’s out there? Can you tell? I can’t see anything!
Ready to meet the world’s most patient cat? In the following video, we’re introduced to puppies named Storm and Shadow who, in turn, are being introduced to a feline named Finn. At first one dog feels the unusual creature out. Then the other does the same. They circle, they sniff, they act altogether very confused; all while Finn sits patiently and waits for his new friends to make up their minds. And then they realize… this animal is willing to play! Hooray! Let’s have fun and do this! Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten It’s safe to say the above interaction went better than the time this dog got freaked out by this hidden cat . It’s also safe to say that the above footage has been added to our collection of adorable canine videos below: 23 Beyond Adorable Dog Videos Open Slideshow 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! View As List 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! 2. Husky Hates on Kennel This husky really does not want to get into his kennel. Not at all. Not one tiny bit. 3. Pajama-Clad Dog Plays in Snow This dog is wearing pajamas and playing in the snow. In other words: it’s a must-watch video. 4. Baby Girl Laughs at Dog Eating Popcorn Behold, the cutest video ever! This baby girl loves watching her dog eat popcorn. It’s amazing. 5. Husky Learns How to Howl A husky learns how to howl in this video. It’s as adorable as you’d expect it to be. 6. Puppy Reduces Young Woman to Tears It doesn’t get much cuter than this. Watch a young woman bawl her eyes out over the gift of a puppy. 7. Corgi LOVES the Slide This Corgi is named Buddy. And he really, really, really loves this slide. See what we mean now! 8. Dog and Tiny Owner Play with Bubbles This toddler and this dog play with bubbles in this video. The only question: Which one is cuter?!? 9. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 10. Dog Holds Owner’s Hand in Car This is beyond adorable. Watch now to see how a dog won’t let his owner drive unless they are holding hands. 11. Puppy Plays with Baby This may, truly, be the cutest video you’ll ever see. It’s of a baby and puppy. Enough said, right? 12. Military Dog Plays with Kitten Well, this is pretty much the cutest thing ever. Watch as a retired military dog plays with a kitten. 13. Puppy Despises Lemons, Love Yoga This may be the cutest puppy on the Internet. Watch him react to a lemon and practice Yoga now. 14. Dog Runs in Sleep This dog does not need to be walked. He’s getting some exercise while fast asleep! 15. Dog Rides Roomba A dog rides a Roomba in this Vine video. It’s short, but it’s hilarious. 16. Golden Retriever Puppy Falls Asleep This Golden Retriever puppy is trying to take a snap with his head on the coffee table. But it keeps falling off! So, so, so adorable. 17. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results. 18. Puppy Manages to Climb Stairs! This is one of the cutest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Watch a puppy teach himself how to climb stairs. 19. Dog Acts as Dentist A dog plays dentist in this amazing video. Watch now as he pulls put a boy’s loose tooth. 20. Dog Plays on Bed What happens when this owner leaves her dog alone and places a hidden camera in the room to see if he’ll jump on the bed? Well… 21. Cat Scares the Ish Out of a Puppy HA! Check out this video to see a cat scare the heck out of a puppy. Adorable. 22. Puppies Recreate “Happy” This may be as adorable as it gets. Check out a bunch of puppies doing up their own version of “Happy.” 23. Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten These two puppies aren’t sure about this kitten at first. But they end up coming around quickly.
The Internet has always been run by cats, but with this video of Mean Girls reenacted by kittens, the entire web as we know it can officially hang it up. You’re not gonna do better than this, Cyberspace. At least not today … unless Justin Bieber gets arrested again and is filmed trying to break out of his cell naked. Now try to get that image out of your head as you feast your eyes on this feline-centric parody of the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan classic from the Pet Collective … Mean Cats – Mean Girls Parody! The attention to detail throughout is tremendous, with the feline twists pulled off in fantastic fashion. You can’t just ask people why they aren’t lions! Damian, for his part, is “too gray to function” while the girl at the end just wants to bake a cake out of “rainbows and catnip” so everyone can be happy. Watch Pet Collective’s masterpiece above from start to finish and be sure to click the slideshow below for many more classic cat videos from the THG archives … 36 Crazy Cat Videos Open Slideshow 1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong. View As List 1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong. 2. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat’s face. It doesn’t end well for her. 3. Cat and Owner Play Peekaboo A cat and his owner play Peekaboo in this video. Could anything be cuter? 4. Cats Watch Tennis Two cats take in a tennis match in this video. Trust us, it’s beyond adorable. 5. Cat Loves Ice Cream! This cat loves licking this ice cream cone. Watch him enjoy it for 90 solid seconds now. 6. Cat Rides on Turtle A cute video of a cat riding on a turtle. Need we say more? 7. Cats Steal Beds, Dogs Get Pissed Cats sometime steal beds from their fellow pets. And when this happens, dogs get angry and confused. 8. Shark Cat Rides Roomba A cat dressed like a shark rides around on a Roomba in this video. There’s not much else to say about it. 9. Mean Cats – Mean Girls Parody! This awesome parody of Mean Girls is reenacted by cats. MEAN Cats! 10. Cats Who Hate Christmas A mashup of grinch cats who hate the holidays … or at least cause a lot of holiday-themed trouble. 11. Cat Vacuum Cleaner Cat. Used as vacuum cleaner. Enjoy. 12. Cat Reacts to Balloon HA! This video cracks us up. Watch now as a cat reacts to his owner carrying a balloon. 13. Hot Guys, Cats Modeling Shirtless men and the cats the emulate their hot model poses … a photo essay. 14. Mother Cat With Kitten Cat Mother and kitten bonding baby talk in a video that will make your heart melt. 15. Cat Plays with Dog’s Tail A cat plays with a dog’s wagging tail in this video. It is the cutest thing you’ll watch all week. 16. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 17. Cat Chases Fox Away Most cats get chased by the local dog on a daily basis, but in Allendale, Michigan, it’s a fox that gets the run around from a cat. 18. Meet the Cat with the World’s Longest Hair Say hello to Colonel Meow. He has longer hair than any cat in the whole wide world. 19. Dogs and Cats Who Need a Nap These pets really need to catch some zzz’s. Check it out and try not to “awwww” too loudly. 20. Cats Puking To Techno Cats. Puking. To techno music. Sometimes a video classic speaks for itself. BARFFFFFFF! 21. Two-Headed Cat Born in Oregon A kitten with two heads is alive and well in Oregon. Really! See for yourself here. 22. Cat Attacks Cardboard Cat This real-life cat attacks a series of cardboard cats on this hilarious viral video. Watch now! 23. Nyan Cat! Nyan Cat is one of the more popular Internet memes of recent years. We have no idea why. 24. Grumpy Cat in a Box Grumpy Cat. In a box. What more do you need to say? 25. Cat Poses in Mirror This cat can’t help but admire himself in the mirror. Narcissist. 26. Cat Walks Dog Home A cat walks a dog home on a leash in this adorable video. Watch now! 27. Cat Swims, News Anchor Loses It Watch this news anchor’s reaction to a story on a swimming cat. 28. Adult Cat Finder Adult Cat Finder. For all of you looking for some HOT feline tail online. 29. Grumpy Cat Harlem Shake Video Even Grumpy Cat can’t resist getting into the Harlem Shake. 30. Cat Refuses Affection This cat’s owner loves it so much. But the cat is just not having any overtures of affection. 31. Univision Weather Cat A cat randomly wanders across the weather report Live on Univision … pretty awesome. 32. Cat Alarm Clock This cat has found the ideal way to get his owner the heck out of bed. 33. Cat Tries, Fails to Drink Water This cat is not your most efficient water drinker, but he gets the job done enough. 34. Cat Playing Shell Game This cat is pretty darn good at the shell game. Two out of three? Better than most humans! 35. Pet the Cat. Now. This Scottish Fold cat makes it clear what its owners role is. Pet the cat. Now. 36. Cat Takes on Alligator This house cat was not about to be intimidated … even by an alligator!
Here’s hoping the old saying about cats always landing on their feet is true … or the other adage about them having nine lives. This one may be down to eight. With two-thirds of the country covered in snow in this unusually chilly December, cats are up against it in the great outdoors. It’s pretty slippery out there! Still, we expect better than this epic fail. Watch what happens as one orange feline attempts to make the leap from the roof of a snow-covered car to the roof of the garage, only to lose its footing: “Ready, aim, jump, oh s–t!” While cats are known for their ninja-like agility and dexterity (they’ll choke-slam you if you kick snow in their faces ), ice knocks us all down a peg. In this case, tumbling down onto the hood of the car and into the abyss below, outside the camera’s range and never to be heard from again. We kid. He was probably fine. At least we hope so. In any case, analysis shows the gentle slope of the car’s roof was likely the poor fella’s undoing. Stuck in no man’s hand, he couldn’t get enough traction to really push off and reach the top of the garage, nor could he backtrack before it was too late. Old Man Winter 1, All Living Things 0.
