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This Cat Looks JUST LIKE Adam Driver and We’re FREAKING OUT!

Congratulations, Adam Driver.  You’ve finally made it. Granted, you starred on the smash HBO hit Girls for a number of years. And, yes, you are the key villain in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, a small little movie that has gone on to gross more money than any film in the history of the world. Those are wonderful. They’re great. Your parents should be very proud of those nice accomplishments and everything. But now you’ve finally garnered true viral fame. And you owe it all to a cat named Corey. Corey was just hanging out at the Monmouth County SPCA on Friday, hoping to land a forever home, when a Twitter user named Maci Robin changed the feline’s life. “Tell me this cat at @TheMCSPCA doesn’t look like Adam Driver,” Robin wrote. And that’s all it took for everyone from The Huffington Post to MSN to My Fanatic to pick up on the story and for the photo of Corey to make it way all around the Internet. Sadly, however, if you were hoping to add a pet to your collection who resembles the most recent host of Saturday Night Live… well… we have some bad news for you. Corey has been adopted. This is terrific news for Corey, of course. “Corey aka #kyloren has been adopted! Thanks for all of the shares! #adamdriver #kylorencat @MarciRobin,” the Monmouth County SPCA wrote as a caption to the above image. Good. It’s about time you did something positive for humanity, Adam Driver! (That’s a Kylo Ren joke. We’re just kidding, man. We know it was just a role you played.)

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Sugar Bear to Mama June: I Had Truck Sex with My Ex-Wife!

Earlier this week we learned that Mike Thompson, aka “Sugar Bear,” admitted to dabbling sexually with men in the past , and now he’s just letting all the cats out of the bag. In a preview clip of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars obtained by Radar Online, he revealed three more sexual dalliances, including one with his ex-wife . As far as we know, these were all with women.  Still reeling from the news of Sugar Bear’s same-sex experimentation, his lady love Mama June Shannon was still feeling her female intuition poking away at her. “I feel like there may be more,” she told Sugar. “Whether it’s going to kill me or make me better, I want you to be completely honest.” Sugar Bear unburdened his soul and admitted to having sex with another unnamed woman – but was quick to point out that SHE seduced HIM. Twice. *Shudder*. He then spilled the beans about having sex in a truck with his ex-wife by first uttering a series of nonsensical sounds, then said: “I stopped there, but I didn’t get out of the truck. One time!” I guess that means they only engaged in relations once, not twice like with the other seductress. Lastly, he said he tried to have sex with a girl in a motel, but his plans went awry. “I did not sleep with her,” he proudly declares. “When I got there she says, I was not what she was wantin’.” However, when asked if he would’ve slept with her had she be willing, he says he probably would have. Mama June, obviously upset, said her gut knew it all along. “Okay now the ones I was telling you that you was doing, you’re telling me, I’m right,” she tells him. “Yep, you were right,” he said (we think). Now that Sug has come clean and Mama June knows the truth, can they move on to enjoy a happy, healthy partnership between trusted souls?  That tidbit is still to be determined.  And if you feel anything like I do right about now, you probably have a strong urge to take a shower.

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Sugar Bear to Mama June: I Had Truck Sex with My Ex-Wife!

Sugar Bear to Mama June: I Had Truck Sex with My Ex-Wife!

Earlier this week we learned that Mike Thompson, aka “Sugar Bear,” admitted to dabbling sexually with men in the past , and now he’s just letting all the cats out of the bag. In a preview clip of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars obtained by Radar Online, he revealed three more sexual dalliances, including one with his ex-wife . As far as we know, these were all with women.  Still reeling from the news of Sugar Bear’s same-sex experimentation, his lady love Mama June Shannon was still feeling her female intuition poking away at her. “I feel like there may be more,” she told Sugar. “Whether it’s going to kill me or make me better, I want you to be completely honest.” Sugar Bear unburdened his soul and admitted to having sex with another unnamed woman – but was quick to point out that SHE seduced HIM. Twice. *Shudder*. He then spilled the beans about having sex in a truck with his ex-wife by first uttering a series of nonsensical sounds, then said: “I stopped there, but I didn’t get out of the truck. One time!” I guess that means they only engaged in relations once, not twice like with the other seductress. Lastly, he said he tried to have sex with a girl in a motel, but his plans went awry. “I did not sleep with her,” he proudly declares. “When I got there she says, I was not what she was wantin’.” However, when asked if he would’ve slept with her had she be willing, he says he probably would have. Mama June, obviously upset, said her gut knew it all along. “Okay now the ones I was telling you that you was doing, you’re telling me, I’m right,” she tells him. “Yep, you were right,” he said (we think). Now that Sug has come clean and Mama June knows the truth, can they move on to enjoy a happy, healthy partnership between trusted souls?  That tidbit is still to be determined.  And if you feel anything like I do right about now, you probably have a strong urge to take a shower.

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Sugar Bear to Mama June: I Had Truck Sex with My Ex-Wife!

This Cat’s ‘Hotline Bling’ Dance Moves Are Almost Better Than Drake’s

If only cats could dial 1-800-HOTLINEBLING.

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This Cat’s ‘Hotline Bling’ Dance Moves Are Almost Better Than Drake’s

Four Cats Vs. Stuffed Bobcat

I’m pretty sure that these cats now know their future. Poor kitties.

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Cutest Baby Ever Can’t Stop Laughing Over Cat

Dogs are a man's best friend. That's fine. We'll give those animals that distinction. But the following video makes a pretty strong case for cats as a baby's best friend… at least one baby in particular. While we've seen babies laugh at dogs barking and dogs eating popcorn in the past, we've never seen a tiny human being lose its collective $hit over a feline in the manner that we see here. What is it that cracks this little person up so much? We may never know. But we also may never care! We challenge anyone to not laugh hilariously themselves while taking in this footage.

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Bird Behavior: Carrier Pigeon Caught Smuggling These Illegal Narcotics Into Costa Rican Prison

Carrier Pigeon Caught Trying To Smuggle Drugs Into Prison Prison guards in Costa Rica caught a pigeon with a bag of drugs attached to its chest in a bizarre attempt to smuggle drugs to inmates. Via Boston News Times : Officers at La Reforma prison captured it with 14g of cocaine and 14g of cannabis stuffed into a black pouch which camouflaged against its dark feathers. They have previously caught other animals such as cats and iguanas trying to transport drugs into the prison in San Rafael de Alajuela, local websites have reported. The guards spotted the bird on Tuesday afternoon as it flew towards an open area of the medium security La Reforma prison, Teletica reported. Prison director Paul Bertozzi said: ‘They observed the bulge on the animal so they captured it and confirmed that it carried a bag with zipper – and the drugs were inside… It seems the dove was trained for it.’ The pigeon was examined by experts at the ZooAve Animal Rescue Centre who said the bag it was carrying caused some damage to its digestive system. Reports from Costa Rica suggest it will be kept in quarantine for at least 40 days because they believe it will return to where it came from if they release it. The head of the centre was ‘stunned’ by the incident and said it would be well looked after at the centre. The prison is now investigating who was responsible for the drug-smuggling attempt. Paul Bertozzi added: ‘We have a warning that this method can be used again as it is not the first time in the history of La Reforma that a pigeon was detected with drugs.’ Move that dope by any means necessary! Continue reading

Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day

Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian & James Harden: Hanging Out 24/7!

Last week, we reported that  Khloe Kardashian and James Harden were hooking up , but we assumed it was just a fling. (Khloe loves basketball players, but surely The Beard can’t be tied down, right?) Now, however, it looks as Karden (We’re still working on that nickname.) might actually be a legitimate thing . James and Khloe were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, and now it appears they’ve started working out together: That’s Khloe and James at a spin class, and we’re certainly not saying they’re definitively coupled up, but at this point they’ve been hanging out together for like a week straight. We’re thinking it may be time to officially put those Khloe and Lamar reconciliation rumors to bed. Khloe seems to have found herself a new baller, and he’s waaaay more stable (and successful) than either Lamar Odom or French Montana. So at least there’s finally a bright spot in the Kardashian-Jenner gals’ love lives. Just in the past week, Kourtney Kardashian dumped Scott Disick , and several sources have reported that Tyga is cheating on Kylie Jenner with a transgender porn star. Yes, for once, Khloe is the one who’s lucky in love. We just hope she can resist the temptation to rub it in.

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Cat Reacts in Shocked Terror to a Cucumber

Cats are a difficult animal to read. Some felines aren't scared by anything, not even a mountain lion at the door . Others, however, get totally freaked out by a flower being placed on their nose. The one featured here, meanwhile, thinks he's simply getting a drink of water… only to turn around and be shocked to see a cucumber lying on the floor. YIKES! What is that doing there?!? Who put it there and why?!? You must see the hilarious way in which the cat reacts to this vegetable.

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