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Victoria Justice And I Got It Going On

I don’t care if  Victoria Justice is still famous outside the Hollywood Tuna offices or not, I still love this hottie. So here’s a post for old times’ sake: you know, where I drool over her latest hotness while she pretends to not even know I exist. It’s kind of our thing. I know, I know, it’s pretty romantic, right?

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Victoria Justice And I Got It Going On

Victoria Justice And I Got It Going On

I don’t care if  Victoria Justice is still famous outside the Hollywood Tuna offices or not, I still love this hottie. So here’s a post for old times’ sake: you know, where I drool over her latest hotness while she pretends to not even know I exist. It’s kind of our thing. I know, I know, it’s pretty romantic, right?

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Victoria Justice And I Got It Going On

Christina Aguilera Looks Amazing In Paper Magazine

How old is  Christina Aguilera these days? In her 40s? All I know is, I haven’t done a post on her in forever, so she’s got to be getting up there. Anyway, I just double-checked and turns out she’s only 37, but that’s practically ancient in pop star years. Luckily, somebody at Paper got Xtina to do a photoshoot for their cover for some reason, and she’s looking better than I’ve seen her in years. Maybe this is the start of her big hotness comeback? Hey, it worked for Britney . » view all 13 photos

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Dakota Fanning Is A Model Now Too

For years now, I’ve been saying that  Dakota Fanning should give up on that whole acting thing and just focus on becoming a model. Or at the very least, a professional Instagram hottie. Anyway, so I’m happy to report that Dakota’s finally following in her younger sister Elle ‘s footsteps. Maybe next they can take a bikini vacation together. P.S. I’m available to tag along. My phone takes great pictures! » view all 14 photos

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Kate Upton’s Funbags In A Bikini, For The Weekend

Pretty sure these shots of  Kate Upton practically busting out of her bikinis are from her latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot, and listen, I know Kate’s not the big name A-list model she used to be, and maybe she put on a pound or two, but who cares? She’s still capable of giving me a major pants fire in five seconds or less. Yow! Enjoy.

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Kate Upton’s Funbags In A Bikini, For The Weekend

Bella Thorne Needs To Lay Off The Weed And Whiten Her Teeth

Listen, I love  Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded blogger who makes a living posting pictures of hot nobodies on the Internet. She helped buy me… well, not a house, but at least my last pair of Costco sweatpants. Anyway, point is, I think Bella needs to lay off the weed, because it’s staining her teeth, and it’s starting to distract me from staring at her funbags.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

I know I like to make fun of  Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something. » view all 11 photos

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

I know I like to make fun of  Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something. » view all 11 photos

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Ariel Winter Fills Out Her Bikini

I guess all that time  Ariel Winter ‘s been spending in the gym is finally starting to pay off, because I’m pretty sure this is the first bikini photoshoot we’ve seen from her in years. Or at least the first one that was actually shot by a professional, and not just one of her friends on their phones. Anyway, I don’t know if I buy Ariel as a “professional” “model” but it’s not bad. All she needs now is to hook up with a photographer who knows all her best angles. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Lorena Rae Is The Hottest Outfit Ever!

I don’t know if a bunch of flowers on a string technically qualifies as an “outfit”, but then again, I don’t know if  Lorena Rae technically qualifies as a “supermodel” either, and that’s never stopped me from doing posts on her before. What I do know is this chick is super hot, and I really hope this look takes off as the next big fashion trend. Fingers crossed.

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