Women’s tennis hasn’t had a #1 ranked hottie in years, probably ever since Anna Kournikova retired. But after checking out Kate Upton playing tennis in high heels for her LOVE Advent video, I’m convinced she’s got what it takes to become the sport’s next star. Now, I don’t know if she’s actually any good at tennis, but she sure looks great playing it, and if Anna taught us anything, that’s all that really counts. » view all 23 photos
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Sofia Vergara , but ever since Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland discovered the career-boosting joys of InstaWh%ring, Sofia’s probably only the third-most famous hottie on Modern Family these days. Luckily, those giant funbags of hers never go out of style though, so I think Sofia’s due for a major comeback. Especially if she keeps putting out pictures like this. Fingers crossed.
Here’s Bella Hadid showing off her signature resting b%tch face for that LOVE Advent video series — I guess they must have run out of real supermodels, and we’re only on Day 18. Anyway, if you’ve got a thing for watching a fake wannabe model pout as she hits a tire with a sledgehammer in lingerie, good news, you’re in luck. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos
We’re going on Week 3 of this annual LOVE Advent series, and the videos have been OK, but nothing special so far. That is, until I saw Sunday’s video of Alexis Ren , AKA the Hottest Woman on Instagram (TM). In my professional opinion, it’s hands down the best one yet. Actually, make that the best ever. I know they’re supposed to keep going through the end of the month, but if you ask me, they should’ve just stopped after this. Because there’s no way they’re topping Alexis. Yow! » view all 14 photos
I’m having a little problem here — I’m starting to run out of ways to say how hot Bella Thorne is, but I don’t want to stop posting the hot pictures she puts up pretty much 24/7/365. So today, I think I’m just going to let these speak for themselves. You know how people say pictures are worth a thousand words? Well, I’m pretty sure these ones are worth a few thousand pants fires. Enjoy.
Image via Johnny Louis/Getty Images Ray Allen’s Catfishy Accuser Randomly Drops Restraining Order Last month we reported on former NBA baller Ray Allen’s strange-but-true catfish story that involved a man who purported to be several women whom Ray was communicating with via social media. The perpetrator, Bryant Coleman, threatened to release the sexually explicit conversations and subsequently filed a restraining order against Allen with claims that the sharp-shooting baller vowed to do him harm. However, both parties reached an agreement that was intended to put the matter behind them. Today, TMZ has broken the news that Ray’s accuser has voluntarily dropped his restraining order without explanation. Says Allen’s lawyer, David Markus: “We are pleased Coleman voluntarily dismissed the injunction and false claims he made against Ray Allen.” “Ray has never met Coleman. Ray Allen has never spoken with Coleman. Ray has never threatened him or anyone. He wants nothing to do with him and is looking forward to putting this matter behind him.” This isn’t the first time that Ray has had a issue with cheating on his wife over social media and at this rate he’s going to go down in flames like Anthony Weiner if he doesn’t get his s#!t together.
Cardi B Claps Back At Folks Doubting She Could Afford Offset’s Birthday Wraith Cardi B buys Offset a car for his birthday and a bunch of broke boys (and girls) turned into twitter financial advisors. Cardi B, who just recently secured a million dollar deal with Steve Madden, actually took a moment to address her haters, using one woman as a hilarious example. Twitter user @EbtheCeleb tweeted: why is cardi b spending that much $ on anything… like she ain’t worth enough to be spending that much dough on something that depreciates in value why is cardi b spending that much $ on anything… like she ain’t worth enough to be spending that much dough on something that depreciates in value — Eb the Celeb (@EbtheCeleb) December 15, 2017 And Cardi B immediately clapped back: Baby you don’t know what i got .Dont let these Google searches get you f-cked up ,I work everyday ,I save and invest and i got a lot of deals on my table ,Myman deserves it ! I mean he did put half a mill on my finger what your Man doing for you ?? Baby you don’t know what i got .Dont let these Google searches get you fucked up ,I work everyday ,I save and invest and i got a lot of deals on my table ,Myman deserves it ! I mean he did put half a mill on my finger what your Man doing for you ?? https://t.co/OAJ9x3lLzc — iamcardib (@iamcardib) December 15, 2017 Whoooo! Cardi continued: In the month of December i only have 3 days OFF ,yesterday was my first day today I’m back to work on my hubby Bday.I work too hard that’s why i spend my money how i want too spend it and because financial adviser say i can. Don’t clock my pockets. In the month of December i only have 3 days OFF ,yesterday was my first day today I’m back to work on my hubby Bday.I work too hard that’s why i spend my money how i want too spend it and because financial adviser say i can Dont clock my pockets. — iamcardib (@iamcardib) December 14, 2017 Cardi didn’t stop there to prove a point, she clapped at another hater on IG for doubting her financial stability. Cardi B clarified to a fan who was tryna play her that she didn’t lease Offset’s Rolls Royce Wraith… and she actually bought it cash. The car can cost upwards of $350,000. pic.twitter.com/uFk2UYf5uo — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) December 14, 2017 Of course, this topic caused a ton of opinions to be made about Belcalis’ financial future. Hit the flip for more.
Because the only thing better than one hot model in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite five-alarm pants fires Kara Del Toro and her co-workers showing off their perfect bikini bodies on the beach. I’m not sure who everyone else is, and I bet I’d recognize one or two of these hotties from Instagram, but I’m too lazy to look it up. And besides, nothing puts out a pants fire faster than having to do actual research. So let’s all just enjoy this perfect sight instead.
Here’s German model/hottie Jasmine Sanders doing an ab workout for LOVE’s Day 14 Advent video, and I just hope Hailey Baldwin is paying attention . Because now this is how a real model makes a sexy workout video. I’m not sure how useful it is as a workout though. I tried exercising along with it, and my abs are fine, but my wrists are burning. Yow! » view all 14 photos
I’m glad to see Sarah Hyland is finally starting to master the fine art of Instagram “modeling” — AKA posting topless pictures and gym shots every chance you get. I just wish she hadn’t waited so long. Her Modern Family co-star Ariel Winter has already been doing this for years, which means Sarah’s got a lot of catching up to do. I figure 2-3 topless selfies a day for the next 6 months ought to do it. Better get back to work.
