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Nicola Peltz Belongs In A Bikini

I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from  Nicola Peltz , but back in the day, she used to be one of my favorite up-and-coming blonde nobodies. Anyway, I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but I guess her acting career didn’t take off quite like Nicola and her agent hoped. On the plus side, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as a professional Insta-hottie and/or millionaire arm candy, and I wish her all the best pursuing those careers. As long as she keeps posting more of these amazing bikini pictures, that is. » view all 12 photos

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Feminism Ruined Kristen Stewart

Before you ask, no, I don’t know what  Kristen Stewart is doing on the cover of some Croatian fashion mag. (That’s right, I actually did 30 seconds of research. My mom would be proud.) But I do know that for a while there, Kristen was actually looking kind of hot , and then she went and chopped off all her hair. And now that she’s got a dude buzz cut, I think we can safely go back to ignoring her again. Too bad. She had so much some potential.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Looking Cute In Variety

According to my sources, Variety did some story on  Chloe Grace Moretz being the next big thing in Hollywood or whatever. But forget her movies. They forgot to include the most important part of Chloe’s rise to fame: her Instagram bikini pictures . AKA the one thing people might actually pay to see. But luckily, I didn’t, and I’ve got a bonus Insta-pic for you guys below. See? Now that’s real journalism. Feel free to send my Pulitzer care of my mom’s basement.

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Bella Thorne’s Make A Hottie Return!

I know you probably don’t believe it, but I actually do listen to my readers (sometimes), and I know that at least a few of you were starting to get tired of all the non-stop Bella Thorne coverage I’ve been doing. So I decided to give you guys a day off yesterday. But now the break’s over. Because Bella just posted a bunch more bikini and tongue action and booty selfies, and I’m sorry, but I just have to cover that sort of important breaking news. I’m a serious journalist, remember? …What? Stop laughing!

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Bella Thorne’s Make A Hottie Return!

Bella Thorne’s Make A Hottie Return!

I know you probably don’t believe it, but I actually do listen to my readers (sometimes), and I know that at least a few of you were starting to get tired of all the non-stop Bella Thorne coverage I’ve been doing. So I decided to give you guys a day off yesterday. But now the break’s over. Because Bella just posted a bunch more bikini and tongue action and booty selfies, and I’m sorry, but I just have to cover that sort of important breaking news. I’m a serious journalist, remember? …What? Stop laughing!

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Hilary Duff Does Bella Thorne

Here’s  Hilary Duff doing her best Bella Thorne impression: sticking out her tongue in a bikini on Snapchat. I don’t know if this is some kind of viral marketing stunt for a new TV show or if Hilary’s just trying to recapture her status as my former #1 favorite MILF, but whatever it is, I like it! More, please.

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Britney Spears Gets Her Boobs Pumped

I know it’s probably hard to remember, especially if you’ve got as short of an attention span as I do, but it was only a year or two ago that  Britney Spears was just another washed-up, Cheeto-dust-covered, Walmart-shopping soccer mom . Now though? She’s got her own Vegas show, and she’s back to being the old Hot Britney we all knew and loved. And here’s a few shots of her showing just how she got back into such good shape. Now, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got a little distracted …

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Selena Gomez’s Private Polaroids

Looks like Selena Gomez released a bunch of private candid Polaroids, I guess to promote her new single or something. And before you rush to hit that zoom button, no, none of them are as “private” as you might’ve hoped. So to make up for any eye strain you might’ve incurred as a result, I’ve included a GIF of Selena air humping on stage as a bonus. No zooming in necessary. (You’re welcome.)

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Salma Hayek Busts Out For Elle

I knew  Salma Hayek had to be getting up there, because she’s been giving me five-alarm pants fires for years now. But after this latest busty photoshoot for French Elle , I had to go double-check and make sure, and apparently she’s 50! Which is nuts, because those massive funbags of hers don’t look a day over 20. Honestly, I was so surprised, my pants fell right off. And that’s the story I’m sticking to in court if this Starbucks decides to press charges.

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Meet Super Hottie Angelina Boyko

Every day I come acorss hot chicks for the site, but it is not often that one blows my pants off. Here is Instagram model Angelina Boyko and I would say her only flaw would be that chocolate spot on her perfect boobie. Not to worry, I would lick it off with pleasure. Anyway, her Instagram states that she lives in Miami, but there is no way this girl is not from Russia. We don’t produce this quality of genetically modified women.              

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