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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Burger Goodness

It’s time for another edition of my favorite Insta-programming: the Bella Thorne booty show. This time, the hardest working hottie on social media is eating a burger in a bikini, or pretending to eat it anyway. I’m pretty sure you don’t get a body this good by hitting up In-N-Out on a daily basis. Either way, I think you’ll agree this looks pretty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the burger.

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Burger Goodness

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Burger Goodness

It’s time for another edition of my favorite Insta-programming: the Bella Thorne booty show. This time, the hardest working hottie on social media is eating a burger in a bikini, or pretending to eat it anyway. I’m pretty sure you don’t get a body this good by hitting up In-N-Out on a daily basis. Either way, I think you’ll agree this looks pretty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the burger.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting Fake Booty

Personally, I don’t know why anyone out there is still paying attention to this sad, chubby ex-porn star and her gross oversized booty, but I guess some of you sickos out there still consider yourselves Kim Kardashian fans. So here you go: yet another video of her doing nothing but showing off her giant fake ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find some eye-bleach.

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Bella Thorne’s Funbags Are Back On Snapchat

Good news! After that lame photoshoot from earlier in the week , it looks like Bella Thorne ‘s gotten back to doing what she does best: showing off her funbags and dancing around on Snapchat. I don’t know if Bella actually sees any money from all this hard work she’s been doing, but if you ask me, she should really consider getting her Snapchat sponsored by Kleenex or something, because I bet sales have been going through the roof. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Bring Back The Money Shot

I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne doesn’t actually do anything for work these days other than just lie around and post pictures of her booty and/or nipple rings on Snapchat 24/7/365. And believe me, I’m definitely not complaining. I’d much rather watch videos like this than one of Bella’s movies on mute. Also, I guess I can’t really judge, considering all I do all day is lie around and post pictures of Bella’s booty and/or nipple rings on this site.

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Miley Cyrus Does One Love

OK, so this one is a little tricky for me. In case you didn’t hear, Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande performed as part of a big, star-studded charity benefit concert for Manchester last night, and it’s a little tough to make jokes about that, because it’s a great cause. It’s also difficult, because every time I try to whip out the Little Tuna, they cut to a shot of someone in the audience tearing up. And normally I don’t cry until afterwards. So I don’t know, maybe we should just move it along?

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Hailey Baldwin Is Still Modeling

According to Maxim Magazine, Hailey Baldwin is #1 on their hot list. And judging by this photoshoot, I would easily have given her 1 billion. Sure she is cute, but I guarantee you there are a billion other chicks who are hotter in this world. Anyway, let’s move along.          

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Alexis Ren Posing With A Topless Chick

Oops! Turns out that is a Millennial straight dude. Jesus, grow some chest hair and eat a burger for crying out loud. It’s time for men to be men again!          

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Selena Gomez Assumes Position

That’s one heck of a spread. Good job Selena!!!

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Kristen Stewart Has Lost Her Mind And Hair

Now this is disappointing. Just when I was finally starting to come around on  Kristen Stewart and admit she’s been looking kinda hot these days, she apparently went and cut off all her hair. I assume it’s for a movie, because otherwise she needs to fire her hairdresser ASAP. Either way, now she just looks like a younger, grumpier Pink. Too bad.

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