I know a lot of the other so-called “celebrity” blogs are probably writing about the Oscar nominations today or some other lame crap like that. But not me. See, I’m focused on sticking to the important issues. Like reminding you all just how good Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk looks in lingerie. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Enjoy! » view all 16 photos
Last time I did a post on Ekaterina Zueva , I gave the Russian hottie one of the biggest honors on the Internet, naming her my next future ex-Mrs. Tuna. (Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.) Anyway, judging from this latest photoshoot, it looks like I definitely made the right choice. So enjoy the pictures, but just remember, I already called dibs.
I know I’ve been posting a lot of hot Russians lately, but I think I’ve finally found us the hottest Russian of them all in Valenti Vi . Of course, I’ll have to double-check some of those old posts just to be sure. And since I can only work 30-45 seconds at a time, it’ll probably take me all afternoon. Maybe even all night if I’m lucky. I’d better get started. » view all 14 photos
Now that Emily Ratajkowski ‘s reached over 10 million Instagram followers , she’s officially at another level of Instagram-famous. And I’m glad to see she’s taking that responsibility seriously by continuing to post smoking hot bikini pictures like the one above. I always knew Emily would make an amazing professional Instagram hottie someday. Next, she needs to start treating it like a full-time job though, because a bikini picture a day might have flown when she only had a couple million followers, but expectations are higher now. Especially from me and the Little Tuna.
I know it’s hard to keep track of all the bikini models and lingerie hotties and Instagram wannabes out there, but luckily, I think this photoshoot Tiffany Keller did for Beach Bunny ought to help the LA model stand out. See, she’s the one with the perfect body who looks like she was born to wear a bikini. …Hm, OK, fine, maybe that doesn’t narrow it down much. But it does give me a serious pants fire, and you know what? That works for me. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos
So, you know how we’re all supposed to pretend that Kendall Jenner is a huge A-list supermodel, and not just another rich kid with loaded parents? Well, she’s such a big “star” (AKA I bet her parents gave them a suitcase full of 20s) that Kendall managed to score herself a second LOVE Advent video . And it’s the big one, too: their official Christmas Day video. Only I just checked the views, and after 2 days and counting, they’re not even close to 250K yet. Meanwhile, a random video of some dude unboxing a smartphone already has almost 3 million. So much for Kendall’s star power, huh? Maybe they should’ve given Day 25 to that guy instead.