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The Internet is losing its mind over an orange, ape-like figure that’s worth way, way too much money. But enough about Donald Trump, let’s focus on this Harambe-shaped Cheeto. In case you forgot, or somehow missed it, our nation’s finest meme-creators spent way too much of 2016 enamored with a late primate named Harambe. The former Cincinnati Zoo inhabitant gained immortality through tragedy after a toddler fell into his enclosure, and authorities made the difficult decision to kill Harambe out of fear that he might harm the child. From those unlikely beginnings, a legend was born: Social media couldn’t get enough of sarcastic tributes to the gorilla. Thousands promised to display their genitals in solidarity for reasons that remain unclear. And a truly embarrassing number of (hopefully) young folks registered write-in votes for Harambe in the 2016 presidential election. Just when you thought Harambe obsession couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, it went ahead and did exactly that, because this is 2017, and there’s no ridiculousness ceiling anymore. It seems an eBay user made an amazing discovery while enjoying a powdery, Trump-colored snack recently. Behold – the Harambe Cheeto: Yes, the above item was posted earlier this week, and bids immediately went through the roof. See our earlier comment about the absurdity of the year we’re living in. “I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla,” reads the item description. “It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length.” If your interest is piqued, and feel like you just have to have the ‘Rambe Cheet’ for your very own, we have good news and bad news: The good news is, you’re not alone. (That is to say you’re not alone in coveting the Cheeto. You’re almost certainly alone in life.) The bad news is, the Cheeto has already been snatched up – for a truly insane sum. According to the product page, Cheeto Harambe sold for an astonishing $99,900. Yes, someone spent nearly six figures on a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that vaguely resembles a dead gorilla. Somewhere, your grandparents are celebrating the fact that they just locked that “greatest generation” title down cold. View Slideshow: Harambe Mourned, Celebrated by Celebrities Everywhere
I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson… Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine… All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is… The post Britney Spears Shorts Short Sports Bra Handstand Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
An exciting football game broke out in between various political protests on Sunday night. Indeed, while many may remember Super Bowl LI as the first overtime contest in the history of this NFL championship game, others may consider the event special due to the unique nature of the ads. Some were silly. Some were funny. Some featured celebrities. However others clearly tried to send a message to the world. There was the controversial Budweiser ad that told the story of that beer's immigrant founder. There was the Airbnb commercial that took a clear stance on Donald Trump's immigration policy. But the following spot for 84 Lumber represented the most obvious, clear cut case of a company using its time to focus on something far beyond its product. A building materials supply company, 84 Lumber spent considerable money to show viewers a mother and daughter embarking on a journey across Mexico in a bid to reach the United States. The ad's initial version – in which the loved ones are blocked by a forbidding border wall – was deemed “too controversial” to air by Fox executives. Therefore, the company settled on a 90-second ad that depicted portions of the journey, with an invitation to watch its conclusion online. And that conclusion is what we present below. At the end of it, the mother and daughter find a wooden gate in the wall, which opens to the tagline: “The will to succeed is always welcome here.” Did the company's gamble to get this political off? According to People Magazine, traffic to the 84 Lumber website last night was so intense and ongoing that it caused the site to crash. “We will always support the American Dream,” wrote 84 Lumber on Twitter shortly after the ad aired. “This is a conversation that’s taking place in homes across America and so 84 Lumber was willing to be part of that conversation, to be relevant and timely,” Rob Schapiro, chief creative officer of 84 Lumber’s ad agency Brunner, told Business Insider. “In Part Two [of the ad] you will see what a beacon of light America is, not just within America but beyond to other countries. “We are that beacon of light for people for finding success from hard work and making a contribution.” WATCH THE FULL, UNCUT VERSION BELOW:
On April 21st, 2016, Michelle McNamara, crime writer and wife of Patton Oswalt, passed away in her sleep . It was an absolutely tragic event, obviously, made worse by the face that Michelle and Patton had a seven-year-old daughter, and also because Patton has been so painfully and beautifully honest about it. At the time, no cause of death was given, but Patton’s publicist did say that her passing was “a complete shock to her family and friends, who loved her dearly.” A few months later in October, we still hadn’t heard what caused Michelle’s death, but Patton did say that “I have a feeling it might have been an overdose .” At least, he added, “That’s what the paramedics there were saying while I was screaming and throwing up.” But now, nearly a year later, we’re finally hearing what actually happening. And, sad though it is, he was right. Partially, anyway. In a statement to the Associated Press, Patton revealed that “We learned today the combination of drugs in Michelle’s system, along with a condition we were unaware of, proved lethal.” The condition was an undiagnosed heart problem that “caused blockages in her arteries.” The drugs that were found in her system were Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl, an opioid used to treat especially severe pain. There was no reason given for why Michelle was on Fentanyl, a drug that’s known to be 50 to 100 times more powerful than morphine. Oddly enough, the coroner told the AP that her cause of death is still officially listed as pending. We can only hope that this knowledge provides a little bit of closure for Patton, who once said of Michelle’s death that “She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.” Of his grief , he’s written that “Depression is the tallest kid in the 4th grade, dinging rubber bands off the back of your bead and feeling safe on the playground, knowing that no teacher is coming to help you.” “But grief? Grief is Jason Statham holding that 4th grade bully’s head in a toilet and then f-cking the teacher you’ve got a crush on in front of the class.” “Grief,” he added, “makes depression cower behind you and apologize for being such a dick.” About raising their daughter by himself , he wrote. “I can’t do it. I can’t do it. I can’t do it.” “I want to turn out the world and hide under the covers and never leave my house again and send our daughter, Alice, off to lie with her cousins in Chicago, because they won’t screw her up the way I know I will.” But he also wrote “I’m moving forward — clumsily, stupidly, blindly — because of the kind of person Alice is.” “She’s got so much of Michelle in her. And Michelle was living her life moving forward. And she took me forward with her. Just like I know Alice will. So I’m going to keep moving forward.” So here’s hoping that, even now, Patton is still able to move forward. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten
On April 21st, 2016, Michelle McNamara, crime writer and wife of Patton Oswalt, passed away in her sleep . It was an absolutely tragic event, obviously, made worse by the face that Michelle and Patton had a seven-year-old daughter, and also because Patton has been so painfully and beautifully honest about it. At the time, no cause of death was given, but Patton’s publicist did say that her passing was “a complete shock to her family and friends, who loved her dearly.” A few months later in October, we still hadn’t heard what caused Michelle’s death, but Patton did say that “I have a feeling it might have been an overdose .” At least, he added, “That’s what the paramedics there were saying while I was screaming and throwing up.” But now, nearly a year later, we’re finally hearing what actually happening. And, sad though it is, he was right. Partially, anyway. In a statement to the Associated Press, Patton revealed that “We learned today the combination of drugs in Michelle’s system, along with a condition we were unaware of, proved lethal.” The condition was an undiagnosed heart problem that “caused blockages in her arteries.” The drugs that were found in her system were Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl, an opioid used to treat especially severe pain. There was no reason given for why Michelle was on Fentanyl, a drug that’s known to be 50 to 100 times more powerful than morphine. Oddly enough, the coroner told the AP that her cause of death is still officially listed as pending. We can only hope that this knowledge provides a little bit of closure for Patton, who once said of Michelle’s death that “She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.” Of his grief , he’s written that “Depression is the tallest kid in the 4th grade, dinging rubber bands off the back of your bead and feeling safe on the playground, knowing that no teacher is coming to help you.” “But grief? Grief is Jason Statham holding that 4th grade bully’s head in a toilet and then f-cking the teacher you’ve got a crush on in front of the class.” “Grief,” he added, “makes depression cower behind you and apologize for being such a dick.” About raising their daughter by himself , he wrote. “I can’t do it. I can’t do it. I can’t do it.” “I want to turn out the world and hide under the covers and never leave my house again and send our daughter, Alice, off to lie with her cousins in Chicago, because they won’t screw her up the way I know I will.” But he also wrote “I’m moving forward — clumsily, stupidly, blindly — because of the kind of person Alice is.” “She’s got so much of Michelle in her. And Michelle was living her life moving forward. And she took me forward with her. Just like I know Alice will. So I’m going to keep moving forward.” So here’s hoping that, even now, Patton is still able to move forward. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten
God don’t like ugly… Omarosa Rushed To The Hospital TMZ reports that Donald Trump’s Director of Communications for the Office of the Public Liaison AKA Official Housegirl, Omarosa was rushed to a military hospital from the White House for a leg injury sustained last month. Apparently, Auntie Tomasina was injured last month after shucking and jiving too much so her leg was placed in a walking boot. Omarosa has yet to make an official statement following the hospital visit but we’re sure she’ll be just fine Sources at the White House tell TMZ , Omarosa was taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland in a government vehicle. Do you really feel bad for the lady? Your tax dollars at work, folks! We wish Omarosa a speedy recovery so she can return to her duties of fetching Trump coffee, planning ‘African-American History Month’ events and pandering to the lowest common denominator. Make America Walk Again!
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