Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her… So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.
When I first saw these Genesis Rodriguez for Esquire Mexico, because Spanish speaking people, love Spanish speaking people who make it in any capacity in the mainstream media, I just assumed she was an instagram whore, or one of those latina hip hop music video girls from Miami, and I ignored… Then I saw her at the Golden Globes so I looked her up and I was only half right about this Genesis Rodriguez, because she is from Miami, but instead of being some ratchet stripper who fucks rappers after her shift and gets to gold dig, her mom did the gold digging first and landed some Venezualan celebrity….allowing her to grow up as a little rich girl…who has decided to follow daddy’s career, because it’s easy, especially with such a huge hispanic community in America, who don’t work…making her great for a Soap Opera…like Days of Our Lives… Oh wait…the story just got better…thanks wikipedia: In 2004, Rodriguez (then 16 years old) was involved in an underage sex scandal with her Prisionera co-star Mauricio Islas, who was then 30 years old and married.[4] The case was settled out of court, allowing Islas to avoid jail time, with Rodriguez being awarded millions of dollars in a large payout from Telemundo.[4] Fuck Daddy’s money and instead fuck 30 year old celebrities when you are 16 and illegal in Florida, but not in Canada or Mexico…where Islas was probably from…clever little half naked harlot…
Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.
Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity… I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude: missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!! But that’s because I am a pervert.
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Good news for fans of royals and social media: Kate Middleton, Prince William and Prince Harry are now on Twitter under the @KensingtonRoyal handle! “Hello from Kensington Palace! Welcome to our new Twitter account,” the first tweet read. “This account represents The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry.” “Follow for updates on their work and the #RoyalFoundation.” The account, as advertised, will focus on the goings on of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Prince William and Kate Middleton and William’s younger brother. The account is already tweeting about the Coach Core charity, “giving young people aged 16-24 living in London the chance to become the next generation of inspirational coaches.” To celebrate and further promote the charity, Prince Harry met with New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony to congratulate the graduates of the program. The handle also shared a funny picture of Harry posing with former NBA star Dikembe Mutombo, who is a bit taller than the ginger to say the least. “Prince Harry stands on his tiptoes but still fails to measure up to 7ft 2in @officialmutombo at #Coachcore graduation,” the caption to the picture reads. @KensingtonPalace joins existing royal handles @BritishMonarchy and @ClarenceHouse. An official Instagram account also debuted on Wednesday. Cross your fingers for tons of Kate Middleton selfies!! Kate Middleton & Prince William Photos: A Love Story 1. Royal Eye Gazing Aww, aren’t they adorable? Kate Middleton and Prince William gaze into each other’s eyes in this photo.
Nancy Grace seems to have a thing with goading famous stoners into debates. Last year, Seth Rogen famously called Grace a “f–king dumbass” after she blamed newly-legal weed for a brutal murder in the state of Colorado. Now, Grace is at it again – nonsensically linking the dumb actions of one stoner to the effects of his drug of choice. And this time the person calling her out is even more unexpected: 2 Chainz!! 2 Chainz, Nancy Grace Debate Yes, “Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz debate” is not a phrase we ever thought we’d hear, but we couldn’t be happier that this clip exists. There are three main takeaways from this video: Chainz’ cardigan game is on point. Hearing Grace say “Titty Boi” and “big, fat doobie” will never not be funny, and Grace might be the dumbest ever allowed on television. There’s no way she believes her own moronic argument, right? It’s probably best if we don’t know the answer to that. And did the words, “If you want to qualify for a home why don’t you just not get arrested?” really come out of her mouth? Sadly, we can imagine Grace (a former prosecutor) thinking that something should be illegal because one person who likes it did something awful. Nancy is really dumb, and really influential, and that makes us sad. So let’s get back to 2 Chainz whose awesomeness here has us grinning from ear to ear. The highlight here is Chainz explaining to Grace that law enforcement relies on tax payer dollars. He folds that explanation into a story about being made to pose with police after being arrested on pot charges. The story effectively highlights just how ridiculous the “war on drugs” has become in this country, but Grace is having none of it. Chainz eventually beat his case in time to celebrate 4/20 at Coachella that year. More importantly, he’s free to engage in intelligent debate on our nation’s drug policy, whereas 20 or 30 years ago, he might’ve been imprisoned. Now, all Titty Boi needs is someone with a couple working brain cells to hold their own with him in conversation, because clearly Nancy’s not up to the task. You tell us: Who won this debate? Chainz Grace View Poll » 20 Celebrities Who Love Weed 1. Snoop Dogg “You knowz mofo be rollin’ up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin’ fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf–kin’ now.” Uhhh, what Snoop said.
Yesterday, we learned that Zooey Deschanel is pregnant with her first child. The actress described herself as “over the moon” with anticipation and she issued a statement that seemed to indicate that she and boyfriend Jacob Pechenik would be raising the child together. It’s a little strange, because Zooey and Pechenik have only been dating for a few months. But even weirder is the fact that Zooey has adamantly insisted in dozens of interviews over the years that she has zero interest in ever having children. Obviously, the actress has a right to change her mind, but the stunned fan reaction is understandable. After all, Deschanel was married to Ben Gibbard for three years and she dismissed the notion of becoming a mom every time the topic was broached by the press. Following her divorce, Zooey dated Jamie Linden for almost two years. Again, seemingly no interest in having kids. In fact, Deschanel famously seemed to get a little pissed when people brought it up and she stubbornly insisted that her focus was – and always would be – her career. “Like every woman is dying to give birth!” Zooey told Marie Claire in 2012. “I like kids, and I like being around kids, but it was never an ambition…I like working. That’s what I like doing. I like work.” As for Jacob, little is known about him (dude is basically a non-entity on social media), but he’s a producer with about 20 credits to his name and he and Zooey were first linked in August of 2014. First Cameron Diaz gets married and now Zooey is having a kid. Thank God the world still has Oprah to rep for the single ladies. Sure, she’s got Steadman, but we doubt she’ll be walking down the aisle or popping out a kid anytime soon. Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015 1. Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are expecting their first child in March 2015. She’ll be the second of the 19 Kids and Counting brood to have kids of her own!
In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers . And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers . And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
