Celebrities are known to walk around with heads the size of watermelons. Some celebrities start smelling themselves a little too much. Here are 9 celebrities that need a piece of humble pie. Continue reading →
Celebrities Who May Be Ruining Their Kids’ Lives Parenting is difficult. It’s the hardest thing anyone can do. So it’s hard for us to judge people for the way they raise their kids. We can, though, notice when other people criticize them for how they handle their business in the home. These celebrities are widely criticized for their parenting, so we have to ask: are they ruining their kids’ lives?
Celebrities Who Had To Use Private Investigators When we can’t trust someone, we go through their phones and purses and emails. When celebrities can’t trust someone, they hire private investigators to pry into their personal lives. They get hired to find affairs or dirt on enemies and loved ones alike. You’d be surprised how many celebrities use them. So without further ado, here are eight celebrities who have used Private Eyes.
I have been friends with a very solid photographer named CHRIS HEADS since what feels like the 90s, but was probably back in 2006 on Myspace… He has since deleted me from his social media, so apparently we aren’t friends, which would explain why he hasn’t shot anything for DrunkenStepfather.com exclusively, but what he doesn’t know, is any picture of Emily Ratajkowski is for me, because I love her, and print them off, and wallpaper my one room basement apartment in them, so that I am in a room full of Emily, something that is as consuming as the real thing as I can get while plotting our flash mob proposal, and first wedding dance, just as soon as she responds to all the love letters I’ve been sending her, seal with my semen… What we can learn from this shoot is that Smoking is bad…but Emily Ratatatatatatakowski is so good.
I am the worst celebrity blogger, not only am I not recognized by the mainstream media as a celebrity blogger, but I am also located in Canada, so far away from the celebrities, until today, when I found out that Jennifer Lawrence has been in town filming X-Men, and has probably been in town the last 3 months filming X-Men, and I haven’t had the slightest idea since I don’t leave my house, when you’d think this would be a huge deal for a dude from canada with a celebrity blog. Like I’d be out there walking the streets looking for her, calling her name, hoping to bump into her….because it’s not a very big city…but I don’t leave my house for anything but TEEN MOM FARRAH . That’s gotta change, but why bother, when the paparazzi are snapping off fucking peeping tom thong shots of her…I can just watch from the comfort of my own soiled matters, mouldy, basement of hell. There’s less chance of being arrested this way, cuz you know Jennifer Lawrence isn’t down with this Jesus in ways that would involve her willingly letting me singing her love songs and holding her hand and gazing in her eyes as we plan our future. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you already didn’t know, a Goodie Mob reunion has long been in full effect. Member Cee Lo Green celebrated his birthday at Vanquish in Atlanta on Thursday (May 30) night and the Dungeon Family and other celebrities wer in the house…. Continue
Celebrities Looking Nervous In Court Being in court has to be a nerve-racking place to be. You don’t know if you’re going to jail, paying a huge fine or ending up getting free. We’ve never had to deal with that and we damn sure don’t know what it’s like to maybe lose millions in court. But these celebrities do and their faces are hilarious. So click through and laugh at their pain. Continue reading →
9 Celebrities Who Had To Cop With Parents’ Deaths Earlier this week, Andre 3000 lost his mother totally unexpectedly. Our prayers go out to Benjamin and his family as they go through this tough time. Hopefully Andre can pull from the strength of some of his peers who had to go through similar losses in their lives. These nine celebrities lost a parent unexpectedly and some even after they became famous. Take a look and go hug your parents.
Fame can sometimes get to celebrities’ heads. Sure all of us have a bad day every once in a while, but these celebs take the cake. Here are 9 celebrities in need of an attitude makeover.
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