You have probably never heard of Zosia Nowak and either have I….probably because she’s a 20 year old model…pretty new to the game…from Poland and working out of Greece…the land that invented modern anal sex facilitated with olive oil lubricant…because if you throw a little spice, cucumber, tomato and feta in the mix…you got your*self a good cum and shit filled salad…nutritious and delicious….and it is not even gay if it is with your old male philosopher teacher…it is considered and honor…this is Sparta motherfucker….and this post has nothing to do with the issue at hand…and that issue is that Zosia…my favorite model out of Greece…and not only because she is the only model out of Greece I know…but also because she’s willing to show nipple for fashion and fashion without nipple isn’t fashion at all….Am I right or am I right?
It is halloween and it amazes me that people are posting all this “best celeb halloween costumes” as if it fucking matters, but then again, I don’t think celebrities matters and 90 percent of the reason behind me doing the site is wondering why the fuck people care, you know when real life issues are going on…. On the plane yesterday, I’d say 90 percent of people reading magazines were reading celebrity tabloid magazines…and I just don’t get why people care…especially on Halloween…when everyday girls…who are generally hotter and more secure than celebrity girls. The Halloween costume posts are just cheap content for people who lack vision, like me…because I’m posting Kendra Wilkinson’s nipple body painted, cuz she posted her nipple body painted to her twitter, cuz she’s a playboy model who has a sex tape, we’ve seen her naked, we have seen her get fucked, back in her prime…so we shouldn’t even notice her doing this…but we do…and here it is…
Hot Celebrities Without Six Packs Th world is so muscle and tone-obseesed these days. Too much so if you ask us. Everyone is all about having chiseled six pack abs and toned tummies. Well, guys don’t necessarily want that in women. Sometimes it doesn’t really work out to have a woman that’s all rock solid and built like a dude. So here are some ladies with smooth tummies that may even have a little bit extra. We don’t mind it. Actually, we prefer it!
A pair of ginormous celebrities will soon sit across from each other. Justin Bieber will be a guest on the November 25 episode of Oprah’s Next Chapter , chatting with the talk show queen about such topics as his current tour, life in the spotlight and, of course, Selena Gomez . Is their relationship was one big PR sham ? It doesn’t sound like it based on the sweet way Justin describes how he treats his woman in this sneak peek at the Q&A. Watch now to get an understanding of how Bieber makes Gomez feel special: Justin Bieber on Oprah’s Next Chapter: Previewed Oprah’s Next Chapter airs Sunday nights on OWN. Check your local listings.
The Real Housewives of Miami break out the “Bras and Brawls” as they head to a charity event that looks more like a high end brothel. We recap whose outfit was devilishly inspired and who wore their grandma’s lingerie in our THG +/- review. Move over Lea. Lisa’s throwing her own charity event and what better way to raise awareness for breast cancer than to throw a lingerie party for 800 of your closest friends. Plus 15 . It’s an inspired idea, even if the event did resemble a high end brothel. Lisa’s search for the perfect outfit was entertaining. At least she recognized that some of this outfits made her look like a cheap hooker. Plus 10. And I can’t help but agree that a house full of young, sexy woman parading around in their lingerie sounds like a lot more fun than Lea’s stuffy, black tie gala. Across town Lea’s getting ready for said gala with the help of Adriana, Alexia, and Joanna, although I can’t see what they were helping with other than bringing the latest gossip. Adriana and Alexia start whining about Karent once again and boy, that’s gotten old fast. Minus 8 . On a sidetone, did anyone else think Adriana looked hungover when she first walked in? Maybe she just couldn’t sleep thinking about the supposed quote from Karent in the paper calling them all “classless, fame addicts with botox for brains.” Well, it’s hard to argue with that, even if Karent denies ever saying it. Plus 13 . As much as Lea loves to instigate a good fight, she hopes Adriana will hold her tongue until after the gala. Yeah, good luck with that. Back over at Lisa’s, the party prep is in full swing and Marta’s idea of being helpful is staying out of the way and hanging by the pool. Minus 10 . She could be a little more helpful being that she’s staying there for free. Perhaps Romain had a point about Joanna’s little sis. But she did go support her sister (i.e. sat back and watched her photo shoot) while Joanna modeled for PETA. Joanna’s right. Many celebrities talk a good game but she puts it all out there, literally. Who else do you see trying on vagina wigs for an anti-fur campaign? Plus 22. If she was shooting for over the top she certainly found the mark, although teasing the dog was a bit much. The lingerie party finally begins and you’d think with all of Lea’s supposed experience she’s know that telling your host she looks hilarious is never a good idea. Minus 7. Lisa went with the stringy black leather devil ensemble over the angel lingerie she tried on earlier and Marysol showed up in a fur trimmed outfit from her grandma’s closet. Lea shows up with two men on her arm…and neither of them are her husband. The first is Elaine…I mean James. How does he choose which events to show up for in drag and which not? The other is Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame and Joanna is not a fan. She calls him “one of the biggest scumbags ever” and from what we see here, I can’t say that she’s wrong. I can’t figure out which was more offensive, Joe crowing about dating both Joanna and her sister Marta or Lea actually coming out and asking if he had slept with them both. Really low class, Lea. Minus 17. Of course the moment Karent hears it she has to run and squawk to new best friend Joanna. Minus 11. If she had kept her mouth shut this may have died down on its own. Unfortunately, no such luck. Joanna flips out, screamming at Joe and calling him a “f**king liar” to his face. Joe doesn’t back down, swearing something about oral sex and a movie theater. Oh yeah, this is a classy party. At least Lea tries to pull Joe away, although it was her own comments that started all of this. Joanna never sees how her own temper makes these situations worse. That’s probably why Romain holds his tongue. I kept waiting for him to jump in but he never did. In the end, Joe’s still crowing about his sexual exploits, Joanna’s ranting, and Marta’s in tears. Did she really sleep with his jerk? She’s not talking. At least not this week. Episode total = +7! Season total = -183!
Celebrities Who Didn’t Like Their Friends’ Dating Partners It’s a fact of life that your friends aren’t always going to agree with your choice in dating or marriage partners. Sometimes it’s intuition, sometimes it’s downright shade, and sometimes friends and lovers just flat out don’t mix. While some people are able to keep things cordial and manage their dislike in a way that doesn’t hurt either relationship, more times than not, it’s a difficult thing to pull off. Let’s take a look at a few celebs who just couldn’t come to terms with their friends and family’s choice in chop downs..
You’d think Amy Childs was launching a lingerie clothing line by the way she’s dressed; but you’d be wrong. In fact, she is launching her new jewellery collection. Celebrities take note: this is how you promote a product. Even Victoria’s Secret models don’t show up to their events wearing lingerie (IMO, they should), but here we have Amy perfecting the use of lingerie to showcase a totally unrelated product. Job well done.
The Carters have been defeated. Jay-Z and Beyoncé have lost the fight to stop an event planning company in Boston (and anyone else) from using their daughter’s name. Veronica Alexandra has been running Blue Ivy Events since 2009, prompting the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to send a letter to the power couple, denying their petition… Continue
It’s a catchy name for a fragrance… but will it live up to the celeb hype for a second time around?! According to Ebony.com Sparkle” star Jordin Sparks has decided to add perfume purveyor to her growing list of accomplishments. The “American Idol” winner will be releasing her own fragrance “Ambition” this November. Aptly titled, the perfume will have a citrus-themed signature that includes notes like bitter orange and lemon zest. “Right now, I feel like I can take on the world,” said Sparks during a recent shoot for the fragrance in Los Angeles. “Ambition is the perfect word for where I am in my life right now.” This will be Sparks’ second perfume release. Her first fragrance (“Because of You”) debuted in 2010. Big ups to Jordin and all of her Ambition. Images via WENN
