According to a bombshell new report, Angelina Jolie isn’t simply ready to move on from Brad Pitt… … she’s ready to move on from Brad Pitt and head to the altar with another man! Raise your hand if you saw that development coming. Okay, now lower your hand if you had it raised. Because you’re clearly lying. The cover story of the latest In Touch Weekly screams about an “Angelina Shocker,” as editors try to make the case that Jolie is “GETTING MARRIED ALREADY.” Finally, the tabloid promises, the “real reason” why Angelina dumped Brad has been revealed. Indeed, “Angelina’s getting married,” an unnamed, allegedly close friend supposedly tells the magazine, although this pal refuses to divulge the name of Jolie’s fiance. But he’s a “wealthy, 40-something Brit,” the insider swears, going on to describe this lucky fellow as a “philanthropist business man.” Hmmm… Jolie is very into philanthropy. It’s kind of her things these days. Might there be some truth to this seemingly ridiculous rumor?!? This same story says none of Jolie’s six children have met her mystery man just yet, despite a wedding evidently being in the works. How does Pitt feel about his long-time wife preparing to exchange vows with her new lover, mere months after she filed to divorce him? The actor was “knocked for a loop,” In Touch reports, although he’ll need to wrap his head around this engagement soon. Jolie is “trying to speed up the divorce so she can tie the knot as quickly as possible,” the report reads. The source also goes on to state that a “quickie wedding would be the ultimate payback” for Angelina. And why would Jolie be interesting in getting revenge against Pitt? The star filed to legally end her marriage to Pitt because she believed him to be a bad father. There was some kind of altercation on board a private airplane that resulted in the FBI being called in to investigate Pitt for charges of assault. No evidence was ever discovered to support this claim. Just last week, meanwhile, Radar Online broke its own bombshell, alleging that a man DID actually come between Jolie and Pitt . But it wasn’t a lover. It was Jolie’s own brother, James Haven! He’s always been unusually tight with his famous sister and yet another anonymous friend told the website that Pitt grew sick and tired of their awkward relationship. “James was so close to them that he was actually living with them,” author Ian Halperin said in an interview to promote his new film, Broken: The Incredible Story of Brangelina. “It put Brad over the edge. Brad gave Ang the ultimatum; it’s him or me!” View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Angelina Jolie is the Antichrist Way back in 2000, of course, Jolie and Haven kissed multiple times on the lips in public, freaking many people out. There’s even been talk over the years of incest between the brother and sister, but Halperin was quick to say he didn’t believe this was the case. “The conclusion is amongst experts ‘No wonder they split,” he told Radar, adding: “Here we are more than a decade later and James is living with them full time. Ultimately it was too close for comfort for Brad.” We wonder how Angelina’s new man feels about her brother. Once we identify this random rich British dude and get him on the phone, we’ll let you know. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt
Florida Cops Looking For Man Trying To Buy Human Skin Off Facebook Forever Florida . The state that consistently produces the weirdest and most heinous people in America, has given us yet another reason to want to ex-communicate them from the U.S. According to TCPalm , the Martin County Sheriff’s office is searching for a man who has been trying to purchase human skin from Facebook for $400. A woman tipped off the cops after seeing an ad on the “Jensen Beach Garage Sale” page. Although the ad was removed, investigators were still able to click on the profile of the individual to posted it and learn his name. If caught the would-be buyer will be charged with a felony in violation of Florida Statute 873.01. Sadly, there aren’t enough cops in the world to rid Florida of all its degenerates and weirdos. Image via Wiki
Cyn Santana Makes Joe Budden A Lucky Boy Joe Budden has been tossed around from woman to woman for the better part of his career. He seems to finally have made the right stop in his life in the form of the lovely Cyn Santana. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSruEOqjC-s/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en He’s attached to her hip and we know why…she’s fine as all outdoors. That’s why she’s our bae of the day. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSj1m9BjqGs/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSitrP4DSl4/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BShSpOwDVOl/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSRMmOpDjGF/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOu7KHj5ZJ/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSZl3S2D2Q2/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOMHVPDpWr/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSOWIN7DutI/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSMIzOiDZPp/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSMVCkfDcCd/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFMUekjYy0/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSB-4ujDuQY/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BR1lzC8jgeh/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BRI6H0vDk3v/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ5imtOjHsr/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQkrnbhb50/?taken-by=cynsantana&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BP8-pogBqqK/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BO81l10gKVG/
Carnival Ride Malfunction In Paris Almost Costs Girl Her Head If the Throne Fair in Paris is anything like its hit cable namesake, Game Of Thrones , then its pretty easy to understand why this ride went way left. A young girl was nearly decapitated while riding a carnie deathtrap according to the NYPost . The girl was on a ride on Sunday at the Throne Fair called Adrenaline — a giant swing that propels riders from nearly 164 feet high — when her seat harness unfastened as the ride descended, according to a translation by France Bleu. The malfunction sent the girl hurtling toward the earth upside-down, suspended only by her ankles, in a horrifying moment caught on video. Plus jamais j'fais une attraction à la foire du trône, ça fait déjà 2 incidents en 1 semaine ♂️ pic.twitter.com/oRNgRUQcjR — Clip Dispo (@Damsi_92) April 10, 2017 The managers of the fair say the ride will be shut down immediately. Probably a good call. SMH. Image via Flickr
New “Orange Is The New Black” Teaser Two seasons ago, Orange is the New Black was a Top 5 Netflix show with a hilariously endearing take on the cruel private prison industry that spiraled into a not-very-funny mishmash of pain, suffering and heartbreak by Season 4 and continues based on the chilling Season 5 teaser. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3cv82rN-ts] Peep some fan reactions on the flip side. https://twitter.com/vauseman_spoby/status/851836949056950274 https://twitter.com/michaelcollado/status/851861535437795329 https://twitter.com/sapphic1975/status/851857344736755713 https://twitter.com/patticmallette/status/851865175200325632 OITNB returns on June 9th.
Will she or won’t she? That’s the question now dogging Meghan Markle wherever she goes. In relation to the actress accepting a wedding proposal from handsome boyfriend Prince Harry? What? No?!? In relation to Taylor Swift asking Markle an even more important question. According to anonymous OK! Weekly sources, the singer is planning to befriend the Suits star and see if she’s willing to help Swift rebuild her infamous Squad. As fans have likely noticed of late, Taylor hasn’t just been absent from the red carpet scene or the concert scene or the awards show scene over the past several weeks. She hasn’t been filling up her Instagram feed with photos of herself and any members of her typically-viral clique, either, such as Selena Gomez, Bella Hadid or Lorde. “Taylor’s team has reached out to Meghan requesting a girly lunch,” the tabloid alleges, hilariously adding: “Taylor’s determined to include her in her inner circle and is willing to fly to Canada to meet up with her if necessary.” Oh, yes. ALL the way to Canada! You know Swift is serious in that case! Swift’s squad is more depleted these days than the roster of the New York Jets, whose outlook for 2017 is so dire than many fans are lamenting the loss of terrible quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. With no salary cap restraining her friendships, however, it’s unclear what has caused Swift’s Squad to splinter in such epic fashion. Although it was dealt a severe blow when Gomez started dating Hadid’s ex, The Weeknd, causing major tension between two of Swift’s best friends. But that at least means there’s an opening for the type of person to join on whom Taylor has kept a close eye for years. “Taylor’s always wanted to crack the aristocratic set and is trying to reconnect with Ed Sheeran, who’s in with the Royal Family,” the OK! source explains. “She’s met Prince William in the past, but befriending Meghan is her top priority .” By the end of this year, we may have a new Taylor Swift album on our hands. When the artist is not begging and pleading with Markle to meet her for a meal, she’s allegedly been holed up in a studio, cranking out fresh tracks. We can’t wait to hear them, but we really can’t wait to see whether or not Markle joins up with Swift in the near future. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Albums: The Definitive Countdown! In the end, if may come down to a decision for Markle: Does she marry Harry and join The Royal Family? Or does she pretend to be tight with Swift in order to pose for pictures that she can caption with the hashtag #SquadGoals? It’s a tough one. Which would YOU choose?
When we first learned that Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin were getting divorced , it looked as though the couple would pull off something that no previous Teen Mom couple had managed: Lowry and Marroquin wanted an amicable co-parenting relationship, and they both seemed committed enough to make it happen. Of course, it wasn’t long before reality interfered with that goal. On the most reason season of Teen Mom 2, viewers watched Kailyn and Javi’s relationship deteriorate rapidly. The situation culminated in an incident in which Javi entered Kailyn’s home without permission during a fit of jealous rage. She wound up pursuing legal action and being issued a temporary order of protection. Javi opened up about his divorce during a recent interview with something called Posh Kids magazine, and he says the stress of starring on such a high-profile show added to the pressure that caused his marriage to crack: “I believe that it adds stress,” Marroquin said when asked about shooting the series. “You’re filming these long seasons. I mean it’s human instinct to be stressed naturally.” But while Javi does seem to believe that reality TV played a role in the dissolution of his marriage, he’s careful not to bite the hand that feeds him: “MTV doesn’t hold a gun to your head,” he tells the magazine. “I’m not going to attribute the show to the fail of my marriage. I think we both made decisions and some were right some were wrong and that is what ultimately lead to the end of our marriage.” To his credit, Javi accepts at least partial blame for his Kailyn’s breakup, as well as for the ugly turn the various ways in which both parties made life more difficult for each other in the months following their divorce: “I think I could have handled it a lot better than what I did,” he said. “Everything was still raw and still so new, and I was in a bad place.” Remarkably, Javi says he and Kailyn have actually repaired their friendship and are doing well these days: “We are actually doing really well,” the 24-year-old recently told Radar Online. “Everything is behind us now and we’ve moved on. It’s all about the boys now and it’s great.” Of course, that probably means he knows the identity of Kailyn’s newest baby daddy . Unfortunately, it looks like he’s not talking. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs of Kailyn and Javi’s relationship. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction
Janelle Monae has a way with words. But, if it were up to the singer and actress, no man on the planet would have his way with the body of any woman until society undergoes some much-needed changes. In a cover story of this month’s issue of Marie Claire, the Hidden Figures star makes quite the bold statement: She encourages those who share her gender to withhold their most private part from members of the opposite gender as a form of protest. “People have to start respecting the vagina,” Monae told Marie Claire, explaining: “Until every man is fighting for our rights, we should consider stopping having sex. I love men. But evil men? I will not tolerate that. You don’t deserve to be in my presence.” This would explain why Melania Trump has not slept with Donald Trump in about a decade. In all seriousness, however, this idea may sound ludicrous. But if ALL women around the globe really did agree to close their legs for ALL men… you just know there would be equal pay laws on every book in about two-and-a-half days. Monae acknowledges the facts. She talks openly about the lack of female leadership around the country. She figures that if voters won’t put a woman in the White House, for example, then women themselves need to take their own kind of unique stance in order to demand change. “If you’re going to own this world and this is how you’re going to rule this world, I am not going to contribute anymore until you change it,” she says, addressing men in power and adding: “We have to realize our power and our magic. Because I am all about black-girl magic, even though I’m standing with all women. But this year? “This year, I am so carefree black girl.” Monae also elaborated on what “sexy” means in her view, stressing the significance of embracing one’s individuality. “Women automatically are told that this is how you should look. This is how you should get a man. This is how you should get a woman,” she told the magazine. “You need to fit into all these boxes to be accepted. I don’t subscribe to that way of thinking. I don’t think we all have to take the same coordinates to reach the same destination. “I believe in embracing what makes you unique even if it makes others uncomfortable.” Amen, right?!? In closing, the actress reminded readers just how important it is to stay true to themselves. “I believe in embracing what makes you unique even if it makes others uncomfortable. I have learned there is power in saying no. I have agency. I get to decide.” And, if it’s up to Monae, men won’t get to decide on the next time they have sex until they take a long, hard look in the mirror and realize: I’ll never get long and hard in bed again unless I do some things differently!
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