Man With Strange Facial Tatts Arrests For Touching Himself On The Train One NYC weirdo with even weirder face tattoos couldn’t fight that tingling feeling when he was on an NYC train last February, and decided to share his ecstasy with (unwilling) fellow passengers. TWICE. Via MailOnline : Police are once more seeking a man with a ‘Team USA’ tattoo on his forehead for allegedly touching himself on a New York subway line. Michael Pope, 19, was on a Manhattan-bound Brooklyn L train on February 25 when he began touching himself, a Tweet from the official NYCT Subway account said Friday. Cops say the train had pulled in at the Lormier Avenue station at about 8.30pm when Pope entered and began masturbating in front of a victim, according to DNAinfo. This is the second time he’s been accused of such a crime in the last six months. On December 27, Pope stepped onto another train at President Street in Brooklyn. There, according to police, he masturbated for 30 minutes while watching a 29-year-old victim. She managed to take a picture of Pope with his hand in his pants and gave it to cops, who Tweeted it on December 29. The next day Pope handed himself in to authorities. His tattoos – which include not only ‘Team USA’ on his forehead, but also a Nike tick on his left cheek with the words ‘I go’ and calligraphy on his right cheek – made him easy to identify, police said at the time. Well, no isht. We wonder why this olympic-level masturbator can’t just log onto PornHub to handle business like everyone else… NYPD
Bodyguard Fired By Kanye West Says He Never Had Affair With Kim Kardashian A bodyguard who claims Kanye West fired him for his interactions with Kim Kardashian is speaking out about the experience via NY DailyNews Steve Stanulis, a brawny former NYPD cop who has moonlighted as a Chippendale dancer, told the Daily News he was just doing his job when West thought he was flirting with Kim Kardashian and fired him in a fit of jealousy. “I’m not having an affair with Kim Kardashian, I’m not f—ing Kim Kardashian, I’m not doing anything with Kim Kardashian,” Stanulis told the Daily News Thursday. “Kanye needs to chill out.” After his bizarre beef with West, Stanulis doesn’t think he’ll be protecting the rapper during his upcoming tour in support of his “The Life of Pablo” album. “He’s the most condescending person I’ve ever met in my life,” Stanulis said. “I’ve worked with a lot of people in his position and higher a lot less self-absorbed and more humble.” Stanulis said his time with West came to an end as he was standing guard outside the Waldorf Astoria Monday as the celebrity couple prepared for the night’s Met Gala in the hotel’s presidential suite. He went upstairs to confer with someone from the West team about transportation to the gala when Kardashian answered the door. “She was just naturally speaking to me in a normal manner,” Stanulis said. “I would describe it as her being very gracious and having a nice dialogue. I was surprised she was very nice. She’s the polar opposite with me than he was.” Stanulis found out he’d been cut loose at West’s request shortly after 6 p.m., while waiting along with the rest of the entourage to drive the stars to Anna Wintour’s big bash at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “What I could say was that him or his handlers didn’t like what they saw, the body language or what have you,” he said. “They may have thought there was something going on that wasn’t.” “My intent was not for this to happen,” Stanulis fumed. “When I’m walking outside my door and there are six guys with cameras asking me with my wife there ‘are you f—ing Kim Kardashian?’ I didn’t ask for that!” It turns out this isn’t the first negative experience the bodyguard has had with Yeezy either! Stanulis has protected West on several occasions this year — and said the pair have butted heads over Kardashian in the past. The hot-headed rapper and the chiseled bodyguard had a brief run-in at a fashion studio on Wooster St. during Fashion Week in February when West noticed Stalinus chatting with the 35-year-old “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star. “When they first asked me to do this gig again, I turned it down,” Stanulis said about his recent stint with the family. “I figured that since they were requesting me, the rapport with Kanye would be better.” The 42-year-old former NYPD officer has made looking after celebrities has business and counts Leonardo DiCaprio and Alanis Morissette among his clients. Stanulis, who is married and has three children, has also appeared in film and TV projects including “The Sopranos” and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” “Me being here and this getting this much attention, it’s basically karma f—ing him in the a$$,” Stanulis said. “That’s what this is. It’s god’s way, he has a strange way of making things right.” Are you buying it or do you think the bodyguard is just badmouthing Ye for publicity? We ask because that’s pretty much the report coming from Kimye’s camp. According to TMZ reports Stanulis wasn’t fired because it was always supposed to be a temp job: Kanye West has no issue with bodyguards talking to Kim Kardashian, and absolutely did NOT fire one for doing so. Sources close to the Wests tell TMZ … Steve Stanulis was hired by the guy in charge of their security to help out before the Met Gala. We’re told it was very clear Stanulis would only be used for the day leading up to the event. That’s it, just a temp deal … we’re told. There were reports ‘Ye axed Stanulis for talking to Kim, but we’re told Yeezy never had a confrontation with him, and in fact … everything “went very smoothly”. Our Kimye sources say Stanulis has worked with them before, but since people in their camp believe he perpetuated the firing story for some publicity … he won’t get that chance again. Welp… Sounds like everyone is on the same page. This guy and Kanye don’t need to be anywhere near each other EVER again. AKM-GSI
Reactions To Crazy Empire Scene Last night’s episode of Empire was absolutely wild. The biggest reaction came from Jamal’s thug lovin’ with a rival/new friend in the studio. Their sex scene had everyone losing their minds… take a look
Reactions To Crazy Empire Scene Last night’s episode of Empire was absolutely wild. The biggest reaction came from Jamal’s thug lovin’ with a rival/new friend in the studio. Their sex scene had everyone losing their minds… take a look
Chamique Holdslaw Was Never Arrested For Shooting Weapon, Smashing Ex-Girlfriend’s Windows Spoiler alert: Chamique never dated Ron Artest… But she did play plenty of ball with him. We enjoyed our interview with Chamique Holdsclaw so much that we decided to post a re-cut of our interview that also included some interesting info about her friendship with Steve Francis, who was her boyfriend for a few years! Crazy right?
Chamique Holdslaw Was Never Arrested For Shooting Weapon, Smashing Ex-Girlfriend’s Windows Spoiler alert: Chamique never dated Ron Artest… But she did play plenty of ball with him. We enjoyed our interview with Chamique Holdsclaw so much that we decided to post a re-cut of our interview that also included some interesting info about her friendship with Steve Francis, who was her boyfriend for a few years! Crazy right?
Woody Allen Brags About 20-Year Marriage And Ignoring Criticism Woody Allen is still just as creepy as ever. As you probably know, the director helped raise his current wife from the age of 10. He was in a relationship with her mother, Mia Farrow, for 10 years, and Mia only left him after finding nude photos of her child that Woody had taken. That’s actually not even the ONLY daughter of Mia’s that Woody reportedly molested …but we digress. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter , Woody confirmed that he doesn’t give a damn what anyone has to say about him on any front, from his work to his pervy personal life, because he has made it a point to avoid anything with his name on it for decades. He doesn’t even ever watch his own films again once they’re completed. And he certainly never paid attention to people calling him out for smashing a child… In the early 1990s, when you were criticized for starting your relationship with Soon-Yi, were you immune to all that? Were you unaware of it? I was immune, yes I was. You can see I worked right through that, undiminished. Made films all through those years and at the same rate I was making them. I’m good that way. I am very disciplined and very monomaniacal and compartmentalized. So you weren’t traumatized by the scandal? Oh, no. Not in the slightest. But when it comes to the super-creepy (and likely criminal) love affair he had with his ex-wife’s adopted daughter from her teen years on into marrying her in adulthood, Woody basically feels like his obvious molestation did nothing but benefit her… How has your wife, Soon-Yi, changed you? Oh, well, one of the great experiences of my life has been my wife. She had a very, very difficult upbringing in Korea: She was an orphan on the streets, living out of trash cans and starving as a 6-year-old. And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better. I provided her with enormous opportunities, and she has sparked to them. She’s educated herself and has tons of friends and children and got a college degree and went to graduate school, and she has traveled all over with me now. She’s very sophisticated and has been to all the great capitals of Europe. She has just become a different person. So the contributions I’ve made to her life have given me more pleasure than all my films. Wow…so even after 20 years of marriage, their entire dynamic is still about the pleasure he brings to her. Yeah, we’re sure that’s perfectly healthy… Splash
50 Cent Confirms “Secret Son” Isn’t His Biological Child Remember last week when 50 Cent shocked social media with news that he had linked up with a long-lost son of his while attending an event? The rapper bragged on the little boy and seemed readily willing to support the child and take on the fatherly role for a brand new son. During a sitdown with Keisha Nicole on Indianapolis’ 96.3 FM, 50 confirmed that Davian isn’t actually his child, but rather a huge fan that treats him the way he wishes his eldest son did… SKIP TO THE 1:59 MARK FOR 50’s FATHERHOOD CHATTER He’s not my biological son, but I treat him as my son. I just met him and it was interesting because the way he looked at me and he’s shaking and crying. [It was] all the things I wish my actual older son was but we just don’t have that relationship, because when you pray for success, you don’t pray for jealously, envy or entitlement and those things come along with it. His mom’s entitlement has been filtered through him. So while being a privileged child, he still feels deprived. Weird…the average child doesn’t routinely shake and cry out of sheer fan-struck shock when they run into their father…but if that’s what 50 needs from his child, then we suppose it’s good that he linked up with Davian. And is it just us, or does it sound like 50 is far more willing to work on his tumultuous relationship with Floyd Mayweather than fix what’s broken between him and his own child?? Instagram
Why hello there, Paris Hilton. We haven’t seen your nipples in quite a long time. I have to say, it’s good to see them again and we are all glad you doing so well and still looking so hot. … read more
