Jay Z might be Kanye West’s best man at his wedding that’s now just hours away, but it seems Yeezy’s mentor is less than impressed with the dizzying media circus that Kimye calls a wedding. A source tells Radar Online that Jay mocks Kim and Kanye behind their backs and is distancing himself from the wedding preparations as much as he can. “Jay thinks the entire Kimye wedding is a joke and it’s been blown way out of proportion,” says the insider. Think so, Jay? What was your first clue? The round-the-clock press coverage or the French royalty-themed rehearsal dinner ? “He likes Kim and Kanye,” the source adds. “But totally talks smack behind their backs. When he was asked about the wedding, he just laughed and said, ‘The circus goes to Paris!'” Makes sense. They may tour and collaborate together, but we’ve alway gotten the sense that Jay looks at ‘Ye more as a walking dollar sign than as a BFF. For his part, Kanye probably asked Jay to stand next to him during the ceremony not because they’re so tight, but because having the most famous rapper in the world as your best man is the ultimate status symbol. “The best best man of all time!!!” Ye was likely heard to remark. Of course, being the class act that he is, Jay is more than happy to go through the motions. As his way of accepting the best man offer, Hova reportedly sent Kanye a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted flask accompanied by a $10,000 bottle of Scotch to be consumed on the big day. In the ultimate gesture of goodwill, Jay has reportedly even agreed to be nice to Kim. “Jay doesn’t mind Kanye, but Kim is a big knock on his reputation,” says the source. “She doesn’t exactly have street cred.” Kim Kardashian doesn’t have street cred?! Next he’ll be saying she’s a talentless attention whore! 31 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!
By now, with the Wedding of the Century just days away, we have a fairly good idea of which stars are on the Kim Kardashian wedding guest list. Her best friend Jonathan Cheban will be there. Brittney Gastineau is also on board. Jay Z is expected to serve as Kanye West’s Best Man . But with only 100 guests or so expected to attend, the list of those who did NOT snag an invite may be more interesting to many Kimye followers. Kim Kardashian in Paris: Revealing! We already know that Kardashian’s half-brother Brody Jenner will stay home because he did not earn a plus-one for girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter. Such is life in an enormous family. Even this one. So here’s a look at other big names, all of whom were on the guest list when Kim married Kris Humphries (remember him?!?), who won’t be flying to Paris or Italy for the weekend: Lindsay Lohan Avril Lavigne Demi Lovato Melanie Brown Ryan Seacrest Eva Longoria Mario Lopez Yeah, we know … all of those people actually went to her last wedding?! Insiders say guests will arrive in Paris tomorrow for brunch at designer Valentino Garavani’s chateau, followed by a private tour of the Palace of Versailles. They will then be flown via private jet to Florence, where North West was conceived , for the actual ceremony. About 73 days later, we presume, Kim and Kanye will file for divorce. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
Those poor Kardashians. They just aren’t wanted by anyone these days. On the heels of Barack Obama spurning Kim Kardashian at a fundraiser in California this week, sources tell TMZ that Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are meeting resistance in Long Island. The sisters are trying to rent property in order to film the upcoming E! series Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons , but there’s an ongoing problem within these posh New York hamlets: Residents don’t want anything to do with the family! Real estate sources confirm that producers are yet to lock down a home for Khloe and Kourtney because neighbors don’t want the paparazzi swarming at all hours. One Southampton native tells TMZ that folks are concerned the Kardashians will “attract trash and ruin Southampton,” so these residents want them to go to East Hampton instead, which is supposedly more “new money.” But apparently East Hampton doesn’t want to be associated with the Kardashians either. Don’t laugh, people. These are serious #FirstWorldProblems. Whatever will Khloe and Kourtney and the millionaires who live in The Hamptons do?!? 22 Eye-Katching Kardashian Red Karpet Photos 1. Kisses from the Kardashians The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011.
It’s here, Kimye Krazies! No, not the Kim Kardashian wedding dress . We’re yet to get a look at that expensive gown. But Us Weekly has unveiled what it claims to be the official Kim and Kanye West wedding invitation , which does confirm May 24 as the date of the nuptials, though it does not specify a location. As you can see here (click to enlarge), the document simply invites guests to “Paris, France.” Rumors continue to swirl around Kimye’s big day, with Kardashian Tweeting this week in order to clear up a few misguided points. She says the ceremony will NOT be televised. The affair will be “small and intimate.” And that fans will see endless photos from before and after the actual event. Sources, meanwhile, say only 100 guests have been invited, shooting down talk that the couple wants to outdo Kate Middleton and Prince William in terms of wedding size and glitz. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Baby #2 Already? For many more exclusive details from Kim and Kanye’s huge day – including the RSVP list and Kim gown options – pick up the new issue of Us Weekly. It’s on sale now! 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!
Three weeks ago, 257 young girls were kidnapped from their school in eastern Nigeria. Since then, thousands of Twitter followers have joined the campaign to have the girls safely returned to their homes, making the hashtag “BringBackOurGirls a worldwide trending topic. Now the movement has its most powerful follower to date, as Michelle Obama has joined the fight. The First Lady tweeted the above photo recently, along with the caption, “Our prayers are with the missing Nigerian girls and their families.” Michelle Obama joined Instagram last year and has spoken publicly about the important role played by social media in activist and grass roots political campaigns. Fittingly, Obama’s first post to the popular photo-sharing site was a photo of herself and her daughters joined by a group of young women from a small African school. Other celebrities including Kendall Jenner, Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake have announced their support for #BringBackOurGirls and its parallel movement #RealMenDontBuyGirls. The situation in Nigeria has made global headlines in the weeks since the kidnapping, with the world watching in horror as the girls’ captors publicly announced their intention to sell them into sex slavery. In addition to the Twitter campaign, activists have been organizing worldwide protests in hopes of spurring world leaders to action.
It remains unclear just when the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding will take place. According to the latest report, an unsigned prenuptial agreement is holding up the nuptials, which are still expected to go down this month. But E! News has at least revealed one key detail about the ceremony, regardless of when or where it happens: Bruce Jenner will talk Kim down the aisle. AWWW! Bruce, of course, separated from Kris Jenner this fall, but he is still booked for Keeping Up with the Kardashians and he remains close to his stepdaugthers. Kim’s birth father, Robert Kardashian, passed away in 2003. There have been a number of stories regarding Kim and Kanye’s big day recently, but E! says any talk of the couple having already obtained a marriage license is FALSE. The same can be said for those that claim this will be a major, giant, widely-attended affair. “There are only 100 guests invited . It is only their closest friends and family,” an insider tells E!. “The couple had to be very selective and cut it off at no work friends no matter how close or cherished.” Beyonce and Jay Z have allegedly turned down an invitation, while the THG staff is still awaiting ours. We’ll continue to provide Kimye wedding updates as news and rumors break. Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Engagement: The Unforgettable Album Open Slideshow 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. View As List 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. 2. Kim Kardashian Ring In a word? YES! That was the caption Kim Kardashian included along with this Instagram pic of her engagement ring. 3. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 4. Kanye West Proposes to Kim Kardashian! Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian in this video. It’s a far-away look, but it’s our first footage of the actual event! 5. Kanye and Kim Engagement Pic That’s Kanye West on one knee! And that’s Kim Kardashian accepting his proposal! AWWWW! 6. Happy Siblings Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner react to the Kanye West proposal in this Instagram picture. They are just so happy for their sister! 7. Kimye Engagement Party Photo Kim Kardashian and her family and friends pose for a photo at her surprise engagement party. 8. Kim Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban Photo Kim Kardashian and bestie for life Jonathan Cheban during her surprise engagement party. 9. Kim and Friend Kiss Kim Kardashian and another of her friends at her surprise engagement party thrown by Kanye. 10. Rachel Roy and Kim Kardashian Rachel Roy is good friends with Kim Kardashian. This is a photo of the pals on the night the latter got engaged. 11. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian flashes her engagement ring in this photo. It’s comprised of 15 carats and was a very nice birthday gift from Kanye West. 12. Kimye Engagement Party Pic Kim, Kourtney, Kanye and that douche Joe Francis at Kimye’s engagement bash. 13. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engaged: But For How Long?! Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are engaged, but will it last? We break down the big event from the A-list couple here. 14. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring: All the Details! Kim Kardashian is rocking a 15-carat ring on her finger. That’s how Kanye West rolls when he proposes. 15. Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is something else. Just look at that rock on her finger! 16. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engagement: All the Details! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now engaged. Go inside the proposal now and send your couple your best wishes.
We’ve all been there. We’ve poured our blood, sweat, and tears into an assignment, handed it in, and received it back from the teacher with nary a comment about all of our hard work. A simple grade scribbled in the corner with absolutely zero pomp and circumstance. The little trumpet sounds in our head: WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH. It’s like…it’s like THEY DIDN’T EVEN READ IT! One enterprising young man decided to put that theory to the test. Literally. During the essay portion of a test about Shakespeare, the young man rambled on nearly incoherently for an entire paragraph about Sprite and words that rhyme with “time.” He got an A-. It might be time for this professor to call it a day. At least this kid was smart about his answers and performed his little experiment on purpose. That’s more than we can say for these silly homework answers. 11 Hilarious Homework Answers That Should Get An A for Effort Open Slideshow 1. Because MATH I did always hate having to explain my answer in math class. Isn’t it obvious? View As List 1. Because MATH I did always hate having to explain my answer in math class. Isn’t it obvious? 2. Big Pimpin’ Now THIS is an explanation we can get behind. Some little cassanova has figured out life. Here’s hoping he also figured out how NOT to get caught. 3. Riddle Me This This riddle about Justin “Beaver” is certainly funnier than anything Justin Bieber has done lately. 4. Current Events This kid gets an A+! Not only is his answer technically correct, but he also plugged the Wounded Warrior Project. 5. Love All, Trust Parents Benjamin Franklin, father of the aphorism, would be so incredibly proud of this kid. 6. Pets and Siblings Raising kids is totally like raising pets, right? According to this kid it is. Bet little brother loves a scratch behind the ears, too! 7. Be Kind to Animals When the teacher becomes the student. 8. Teen Mom In Training Is this the homework of a future Teen Mom? 9. EARMUFFS! If there’s one thing parents everywhere need to know it’s that kids are listening. And watching. And they will imitate you when you least expect it. 10. The Realist This kid gets a million points for being the smartest kid in the room. He understands life AND statistics.
Here comes the bride… many weeks earlier than previously reported? With the Kimye wedding in supposedly scheduled for May 24 in France, sources now tell TMZ that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West could be getting hitched a lot earlier than expected. As in, THIS WEEK! Before you start freaking out over what the Kim Kardashian wedding dress will look like, however, the insiders say this week’s affair will simply be a legal one. Kim and Kanye have actually obtained a wedding license already, but are keeping this private ceremony a secret from nearly all their loved ones. It will be small, it will be intimate and it will probably take place inside a courthouse It won’t interfere with their plans to seriously blow things up in Paris next month, either. Fans can still look forward to plenty of photos and videos from a lavish wedding next month, but it will make things easier on the couple to get the legal paperwork over with in the United States first. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Walk in Paris Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. View As List 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Walk in Paris Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. 2. Kanye and Kim in France As a cameraman stands nearby, Kanye West admires his fiancee. These two are on a trip to Paris. 3. Happy in Paris Kim Kardashian smiles here for the camera. Kanye West? He has a different reaction. 4. Kimye Goes Shopping Kim Kardashian and Kanye West head for a shopping trip during their romantic trip to Paris. 5. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris, France Kim Kardashian and Kanye West share a laugh in this still image from their vacation to Paris, France. 6. Kanye and Kim in Paris Kim and Kanye are preparing for their wedding in Paris. They are strolling in that city here. 7. Kim and ‘Ye Abroad Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married in France. They are looking for locations here.
It’s safe to say Jodie Foster has now come out of the closet. The veteran actress, who hinted very strongly that she’s gay in a moving Golden Globes speech last year, married photographer Alexandra Hedison over the weekend. E! News broke this exciting story, as a rep for the Oscar winner confirms that the year-long couple is now Wife and Wife . Said Foster in January 2013 at the aforementioned awards ceremony: “This is not going to be a big coming-out speech tonight because I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago back in the stone age – in those very quaint days when a fragile girl would open up to trusted friends and family and coworkers and then gradually proudly to everyone who knew her.” She then thanked ex-girlfriend Cydney Bernard, who she dated for two decades and with whom she has two sons, Charles and Kit. Hedison, meanwhile, dated Ellen DeGeneres for approximately three years before that relationship ended in 2004. Her photography has been shown in New York and Los Angeles and she has a few acting credits to her name as well. We send the newlyweds all our best wishes!
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas will officially be sharing True Love’s Kiss for all of eternity: The Once Upon a Time co-stars are married! The stars – who portray Snow White and Prince Charming, respectively, on the hit ABC drama – exchanges vows in a small ceremony today in Los Angeles. Goodwin and Dallas first revealed their engagement in October and the actress is pregnant with the couple’s first child. “We just can’t wait to meet it,” Dallas gushed to Good Morning America recently about the baby-to-be. The pair got romantically together in 2012; this is Goodwin’s first marriage and the second for Dallas. Go watch Once Upon a Time online via TV Fanatic to see these two in action and check out other Hollywood couples we love here: 16 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple! 16. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple!
