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Bella Throne’s Bikini in Mexico Vacation of the Day

Some dude was really upset that I call Bella Thorne 40, because she looks fucking 40, and my brand of comedy is to repeat myself until it is awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved. I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because it is good marketing….dude’s love that tween shit, even if the girl playing an 18 year old is in her 40s…. It’s called “TEEN PORN”…none of those girls are 18, but they look more 18 than Bella Thorne. I just think it’d be a great story line…for a really terrible movie….that I write about everyday – so when it happens you know I was robbed… About a Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want anything to do with Mainstream stars, Decides to go to an Audition she finally set up at Disney type company, where she pretends to be her 18 year old kid, gets the part and is forced to build her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…doing the Bella Thorne self loving, self promotion, self promotion, narcissist….instagram slutty bullshit… No 18 year old needs to be at the gym as much as this one – she’s 40. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Is Zayn’s Album Cover Art A Tribute To Lil Wayne?

Zayn’s solo album cover strikes an uncanny resemblance to Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter III .

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Which Rapper Is J.K. Rowling’s Newest, Dad Joke-Loving Friend?

Even Professor Trelawney couldn’t predict this.

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Don’t Mess With Mama Smoak In This Exclusive Arrow Sneak Peek

Donna is having none of Captain Lance’s bullshit excuses in this exclusive “Arrow” clip.

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Gwen Stefani’s Boyfriends, Ranked

Gwen Stefani says she’s only had two boyfriends.

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Kanye West Calls Out Taylor Swift In Leaked ‘SNL’ Audio

Kanye West had a backstage meltdown before performing on “Saturday Night Live,” according to newly surfaced audio.

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This Is How Leonardo DiCaprio Says Goodbye To His Girlfriends

Here’s the hilarious (fake) exit interview process Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends have to go through post-split.

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Charlotte McKinney Ass Flash of the Day

Charlotte McKinney known for her tits, and I use the word “known” pretty fucking lightly, since she’s a virtual nobody who got on TV like she was a somebody, because I guess she met the right guy with the right connections at some Florida club one night, who probably promised to get her on TV, hoping to get laid, and she called him out on it…forcing him to figure out a way to market her as more than tits that at the time were barely known on instagram.. She’s got the face of a Florida Hooters girl who has seen one too many bad sun burns, she’s got a good enough body, and tits in America still get you work, but like a comedic actress, without being a comedic actress, she wants you to see she’s got more diverse range than just her one trick tits…she’s also got an ass. Fascinating… The post Charlotte McKinney Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day

I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top…. The post Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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