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Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day

I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse…. The post Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day

This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is.. I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram… But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now.. Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can. The post Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Rihanna for i-D of the DAy

Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs… It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong. The post Rihanna for i-D of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right… So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams… The post Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Pornstar Julia Ann Sings the Diarrhea Song of the Day

Her name is Julia Ann. Apparently, she’s a pornstar, I know very little about porn stars, because I don’t watch porn. I don’t find it erotic or sexy and I don’t find the girls all that hot or exciting, most importantly, because I get get everyday girls, who are actually hot, and not as broken or as eager to be seen by men everywhere, jerked off to by men everywhere, but still into men jerking off to them….who talk to me to send me shit all the time… I mean thanks to porn, the younger generation is fucked and that’s a good thing, I just rather focus on that fucked generation than the pornstars… That said, this Pornstar, Julia Ann sings the Diarrhea song, something she does on set…is pretty funny. The post Pornstar Julia Ann Sings the Diarrhea Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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See Rihanna’s All-Time Favorite Red Carpet Looks

Rihanna reveals her favorite red carpet looks to ‘Harper’s Bazaar.’

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When You Heckle Ghostface Killah, His Fans Will Fight You

Fans beat up a man who was heckling Ghostface Killah at a Texas show.

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Emily Ratakowski in Some Lingerie Video of the Day

Emily Ratakowski made a Valentines Day video, she probably got paid a lot, and her 5 minutes of fame have being a solid year and a half of fame, and in that year and a half of fame, she’s made a ton of fucking money….and may even be in a position to retire a much richer person than she would have been if she continued doing the free shoots….and the lesson here is that you don’t need to be tall, you don’t need to be a model, you don’t even need to be hot…to be famous for your tits…you just need a little marketing and a Pharell viral video and song to really solidify you exist…but like anything it fades out…what’s the expression “this too shall pass”…something I like to say in reference of my herpes outbreaks…but that I guess that can be applied to the herpes outbreak that is EMRATATATATA…… The post Emily Ratakowski in Some Lingerie Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Katherine Heigl is a bit of a monster, who I would expect to see in underwear bottoms like this, even if it is for a movie…the idea of her in something sexy, would just be confusing…because despite her big tits…she’s a bit of a man, or at least has the sex appeal of a man..and the fact that she had her kid out of wedlock, to be a single mom, makes me think..she may like being the man….and I guess woman..because she doesn’t need no man…to get in the way of her life…the whole thing is so slutty!! I’ve always found her pretty sloppy…but sloppy girls get love all the time…so here are the screenshots from whtaever the fuck this is…either a movie, or tv show…because you know at home, she only wears the strap on… The post Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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See Every Outfit Rihanna Has Ever Worn At The Grammys

Every look Rihanna has worn at the Grammys, ever.

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