When it comes to modern romance, Daniel Radcliffe is no Romeo 2.0: he’s a crap texter and anti-sexter. But he has a large…pause when it comes to recollecting dick pics.
Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing. I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked… Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful. TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION CLICK HERE
Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing. I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked… Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful. TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION CLICK HERE
Zendaya takes to Instagram to explain further why she dropped out of the Aaliyah Lifetime movie and offers congrats to the new actress playing the role.
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