Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…
Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics
Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics
Newspaper is questioning numbers cited in actor’s anti-prostitution campaign. By Jocelyn Vena Ashton Kutcher Photo: Joe Corrigan/ Getty Images Ashton Kutcher is engaged in a war of words with New York newspaper The Village Voice. The actor and the paper have been going after each other on Twitter in connection with PSAs that Kutcher and wife Demi Moore , made in order to shed light on underage prostitution. The newspaper questioned statistics that the celebrity uses in his campaign in an article published this week called “Real Men Get Their Facts Straight” (a play on “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls,” the name of Kutcher’s campaign). The actor took to Twitter to respond, making reference to ads that appear in the paper’s classifieds section. “Hey @villagevoice speaking of data, maybe you can help me … How much $ did your ‘escorts’ in your classifieds on backpage make last year? Hey @villagevoice speaking of Data … How many of your girls selling themselves in your classifieds are you doing age verification on?” The article cites Kutcher’s statistic that between 100,000 and 300,000 children are involved with child prostitution, calling it a “statistic [that] was hatched without regard to science. It is a bogeyman.” Kutcher fired back at those claims on his Twitter. “Hey @villagevoice if you want to dispute the online data I’ve collected about the consumption of child porn or the hard facts from [National Center for Missing and Exploited Children] lmk,” he wrote, later adding, “Hey @villagevoice REAL MEN DON’T BUY GIRLS and REAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS DON’T SELL THEM.” Eventually the newspaper responded to Kutcher’s criticism of its analysis, firing back on Twitter. “@aplusk Don’t spout phony statistics which are then used to justify millions in spending for ‘awareness.’ Victims need beds and counseling,” read one tweet that appeared in between a sea of retweets from readers on the paper’s side and reminders to read the article. “Still sort of doubting that @aplusk actually read our story, but don’t make that same mistake!” Whose side are you on? Tell us in the comments!
I don’t know much about this Imogen Thomas bird, she’s obviously some busty British glamour model or something, but she’s wearing a nice pair of booty shorts for an ad campaign that has something to do with the Champions League final from like a month ago so I’m alright with it. Clearly I’m right on top of current soccer events. Anyhow, whoever she is, I wouldn’t mind showing her my ball skills. Call me.
Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different… But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit. Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking…. Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…
If you’re anything like me than you’ve already fallen in love with supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley so seeing her dressed like Jessica Rabbit is just a dream come true. I’ve been waiting years to see someone bring that cartoon hottie to life and Rosie absolutely nails it. Here she is at yet another Transformers 3 premiere, how many of these stupid things do we need, showing off the hotness. I guess if I had a movie with this hottie in it, I’d have a dozen or so premieres too if she promised to show up each time. Too hot.
Three year of blissful dating came to an end last week, as Lauren Conrad and Kyle Howard shocked the celebrity gossip world by breaking up . What happened?!? “He saw the relationship as distracting from his goal of being the next Robert De Niro,” an insider says in the latest issue of Us Weekly . “He wasn’t supportive of her career.” With an upcoming role on Royal Pains , and a critically-beloved turn on My Boys , Howard does have a bright acting career in front of him. He reportedly felt like LC’s reality star roots weren’t an appropriate fit. “All of her friends can count on one hand the amount of times they’ve seen him,” said a source, adding that “Lauren is heartbroken… She wants to be married and have kids.”
At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts…. A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing… Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…
Here is Amber Rose big on the beach, showing off her fat ass and big titties, letting the world watch her draw attention to herself to further solidify her celebrity as being the rappers’ pussy…. I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bottom feeding pig….the poor man’s Kim Kardashian….is still less irritating than Kim Kardashian…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t its that I have no problem with this bitch, I get her hustle and it’s probably better for the soul than stripping. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link
