This reminds me of those college girls from when I used to go to college parties…who would get “so drunk”….that they’d have to make out with each other aggressively….all because they loved the guys cheering them on and celebrating the idea that girls kiss each other…in a time when lesbians and gays were not mainstream or everywhere or trendy…but instead some forbidden thing that happened at slumber parties that we weren’t invited to….and I guess it makes sense that Sophie Turner would be doing that hustle for social media…since she is her her 30s and totally out of touch….but I’ll still post it…
My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…
Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…
Lara Flynn Boyle appears to have had some plastic surgery. The 42-year-old, who found fame in the ’90s series Twin Peaks, barely resembles the beautiful brunette actress who once stole the hearts of so many. If you look at Lara Flynn Boyle’s face, it looks like – though we can’t prove this – to be reverting from many years of plumping and who knows what else: “I suspect that she’s either undergone corrective surgery to reverse some of the work she previously had performed, or has just plain allowed the plumping fillers to dissipate … leaving her with sagging cheeks,” said one plastic surgeon . On the bright side, Lindsay Lohan’s face looks downright natural now. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
Reality star, fashion designer and best-selling novelist Lauren Conrad poses topless in the May issue of Glamour , revealing a beautiful body in white bikini bottoms. File this under: Things You Didn’t See Coming This Morning Things That Should’ve Happened Years Ago Ironically, Conrad admits she’s normally shy about showing off her body, so much so that she doesn’t even wear swimsuits to the beach. Modesty is overrated, LC: “On the vacation to Cabo, I wore a bathing suit on the beach for the first time in years. Usually I’m just petrified,” says the former star of The Hills . “A couple of years ago someone zoomed in on my cellulite and it was so mean. I took it personally. I haven’t worn a bathing suit in L.A. in years.” Although the California native and author of The Fame Game (on sale today) isn’t planning a return to reality TV, she does spill some secrets about it: “During shooting, the producers would send us quick texts telling us what to talk about … They couldn’t walk through the shot so they’d just text me, like, ‘Hey, say something quick about this story line.’ That’s why we were always checking our phones!” Surprisingly brilliant, Hills . Lauren Conrad admits to Glamour that she doesn’t keep in touch with many of her former co-stars, saying that “The show is what brought a lot of us together, and when it was all gone, we didn’t have anything in common anymore.” Despite her fame, LC says she’s still the same girl she was before MTV. “The best way to stay grounded is to surround myself with friends and family who knew me way back when,” she says. “There’s nothing like cleaning my mom’s dishes or taking out the trash to remind me that I’m no different than anyone else.” It’s a nice sentiment, but we disagree. These Lauren Conrad pictures are quite different than those of the average person … in a very positive way.
Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.
I don’t think I have a midget fetish, but I definitely get a kick out of watching midgets trying to make it in our big person world. I don’t necessarily find midgets hot, but there is something about their stumpy legs that give them some serious lookin’ booty, booty only real fucking perverts and/or demented 6 foot 5 Russian boxer would want to see his dick tear apart in some depraved psychopathic way, cuz fighting to the death, blood and knocked out teeth is kinda his thing…. It’s so weird to me that Hayden Panettiere is banging her monster, but it’s even weirder to me that I know that. I figure if this was me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t know who Hayden Panettiere was. I would have been like the rest of the world, cuz I write this celeb shit daily, but when I talk to the average person, they know nothin’ about it, and I remember how that felt, it was nice. So here are her shitty stumpy leggs, her cellulite, in shorts, getting out of a car, and you’ll probably jerk off to this, cuz you are weird and into this kinda celebrity bullshit.
All girls have cellulite, even skinny girls have cellulite, it’s got something to do with their uterus and the way it makes babies, hell, I probably have cellulite…you know it happens when you’re fat as fuck, even when you’re a dude…so cellulite is really not a big deal or something to point out and laugh at, but for some reason, when it’s on Mischa Barton, who is already at the end of her fucking road and a sloppy mess who always had sloppy fucking legs, I find it pretty entertaining….it’s like bitch doesn’t give a fuck and still wears shorts and I’m not sure if that’s a sign of her not giving a fuck about what others thinkand embracing herself, of it it’s a sign of her just not giving a fuck cuz she’s given the fuck up… I never found her hot, it was all downhill from the kid puking on herself in the Sixth Sense, but maybe you did, so here are some pics to remind you that you shouldn’t…. Pics via PacificCoastNews
I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass… And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics… Pics via LFI
