Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….
Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….
Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….
On October 8th 2012, I was fortunate enough to be able to meet the one and only Justin Bieber! I had bought the tickets for my best friend a while back last year, which included, meet and greet passes, and row 3 seats. My best friend ended up not being able to go with me so I just took one of my little neighbors to go meet Justin with me because she liked him a lot also! After all of the rushing to the Rose Garden and getting thrown back from place to place, we finally ended up at the check in for the meet and greet. We got in line and stood there waiting to meet Justin. While we were waiting, a man came up to us explaining the rules and let us know that Justin was going to be late. We had to have been waiting for at least 45 minutes before the line of people started to move. During those 45 minutes we saw Dan Kanter. He was really nice and talked to everyone and it was super awesome! Then we finally got to the front of the line and we were next to go into the little tent where Justin was. I saw Kenny open up the curtains and call for the next people to come in. When I came in and I saw Justin, I was star struck. It didn’t hit me until then and there that I was actually meeting him. I quickly went over to him and made to sure to get my arm around him as quick as possible, which then he put his arm around my waist. He turned to me and introduced himself, shaking my hand and then shaking my little neighbors hand. While she was in the process of moving to the other side of him, he turned to me and winked, my day couldn’t have gotten any better . We then posed for the picture, said our goodbyes, and we were off. Later during the show, Justin touched my hand three times . It was an amazing concert and I had beyond amazing seats. 3rd row, right by the cat walk, I COULD TOUCH THE STAGE. Basically all I have to say is if you have the chance to go to one of his shows or to go and meet him, jump on the chance. Justin is probably one of the sweetest, most genuine people I have ever met. You can really tell that he’s in this business for the right reasons and that he really DOES LOVE US , he’s not just saying it! This experience just made me become a bigger fan of Justin and I can’t wait until he comes back to Portland again! -@Ashleyw113 See more here: On October 8th 2012, I was fortunate enough to be able to meet…
Jena Kay Ricci is a super hot blonde who you know you would fuck hard if you had the chance and here she is showing off her lovely big breasts and ass in these photoshoot pictures Continue reading →
Yanina is a beautiful blonde chick that you know you would bang hard if you had the chance and here she is posing for the camera and looking sexy as usual in these photo shoot pictures Continue reading →
I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…
Sofia Vergara is a gorgeous Colombian MILF actress, one that we would love to bang hard if we had the chance and here she is showing off her pantyhose in this upskirt paparazzi action Continue reading →
I don’t know who thes models are and I am too drunk to bother looking them up…yes, I drink during the day every day because it is my job…and really if you you like them that much…you can google them….you have their names…I’m not your dancing monkey, little search engine bitch who wikipedia’s shit for you and reports back to you…I’m much more than that…I’m a person dammit…. Truth is, I’m not actually mad at you, we’re all still friends here, I just feel like all these bitches are interchangeable and nameless…they aren’t fucking me and I hardly remember the names of girls who are…I just care that they are getting half naked to get the fuck ahead in life….and I just care that they are in lingerie…cuz I like girls in lingerie…nno matter where they are from, what year they were born, or if they are even actual girls…cuz it’s not gay if they are planning the surgery.
Ashley Smith….not THE ASHLEY SMITH WHO KILLED HERSELF ON SUICIDE WATCH WHILE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL …. but the busty Texan fashion model born in 1991….with rockin’ fucking tits…who is gap toothed but amazing to look at…is doing some semi nude…barely see her nipple…pics for a magazine called Oyster…that reminds me how badly I’d love to eat her oyster and play with her pearl…that was a horrible obvious vagina reference for those of you not down wih the slimely, fishy scented, but very popular sea food… She’s going places…places that will make the chance of me getting up inside her more and more challenging…but at least I get to look at her pictures…at least she gives me that….what an angel….
