Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.
My favorite place to hang out at the mall….or the hospital….or pretty much anywhere with stairs or balconies or escaltors…..is at the bottom of the shit so that I can look up and have what may be the closest thing I will ever have to a religious experience, only because it is the only time I look towards the sky and feel enlightened in any way….the amount of pussy I have seen that way is far more than I have seen at a strip club, since lots of girls don’t actually wear underwear, or at least it seems that way when you spend your entire day there with that vantage point….unfortunately, Selena Gomez isn’t one of those commandos…she’s wearing what may very well be a pair of fucking gym shorts under her skirt, so that no one gets a compromising view and that makes this a waste…even more of a waste than her 18th birthday…because she had this chance to shine, but instead, she just let me down…. At least it is still an upskirt.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Maybe filming background scenes at Zuccotti Park wasn’t a great idea after all, or perhaps it was never really going to happen, but still: EW reports that Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises , which shoots this month in New York City, will not be using the Occupy Wall Street movement as a backdrop for one-percenter hero Bruce Wayne’s latest shenanigans, despite speculations to the contrary. Probably a good idea, especially after the Occupy movement turned Oakland, CA into something resembling a war zone last night, tear gas and all. [ EW ]
Another week, another chance to play guest critic at Movieline and win a great prize. This time, our giveaway is Jurassic Park -themed in honor of the dinosaur trilogy’s Blu-ray release this week. Click ahead to begin the fun!
I hate most actresses. I find them irritating, average looking, uninteresting and obvious but more importantly full of shit…. For some reason…I don’t really know why….I fucking love Amanda Seyfried….she is my porn..not that I’ve ever jerked off to her…or even the thought of her…cuz I’m not weird like that and prefer jerking off to way more disturbing shit cuz I’m desensitized….but she just looks good, is cute, doesn’t annoy me, chooses both faggy roles, and slutty roles, and even when she’s being boring as shit…which isn’t happening today because she finally brought out a pair of shorts and a shirt that bring out her hotnes, a hotness she should always show off….I still want to be three inches up her asshole with my tongue….something I have a feeling her dog knows all too much about, cuz according to my friend, all the girls he knows are letting their dogs eat them out…on the regular…something that has probably been going on since the dawn of man, but that is still fucking odd…..maybe even odd enough for me to jerk off to….bringing this post full circle, making Seyfried actually my porn and not just my beacon of hope in Hollywood…..amazing…
This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story. Here’s the optical ass-lusion.
Monroe is a gorgeous nude blonde babe that you would fuck hard if you had the chance and here she is posing for the camera on the bed Continue reading →
I had the chance to sit down Dr. Mehmet Oz to talk about the dangers of belly fat. Learn how to tell if you’re at risk. http://www.youtube.com/v/YiZUgD66gPE?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Go here to read the rest: Dr. Oz Belly Fat
Skinny, flat chested, currently milk filled and post prengnant, Ali Larter, everyone’s favorite whipped cream bikini from that shitty movie she was in that is her claim to fame, I mean other than that Heroes shit designed for the virgin losers, where she rode of Hayden Panettiere’s midget thickness who drew in the perverts and giving her the chance to win them over… She’s playing tennis, picking her ass, pulling out wedgies and hard swollen “been feeding the baby” nippled…..and I like it…mainly cuz tennis is the only sport I watch and can get off to…and all this mom tit shit’s become hot to me the older I get and the fatter and more disgusting my wife gets…I call it accepting reality that bitches aren’t 17 forever…. here are the pics. To See The Bend Over Vagina Hugging Tennis Underwear Pic FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you had the chance you would love to interview Keeley like this video and get to know her a little better, then take her back to yours and bang her hard Continue reading →
