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REVIEW: Roman Coppola’s ‘Charles Swan III’ Lacks Heart, But Charlie Sheen Brings The Tiger’s Blood

Movieline is proud to kick off what we anticipate will be a fruitful relationship with our sister publication  Variety : Beginning this week, we’ll be hand-picking film reviews by the show business bible’s respected critics and presenting them for our readers’ enjoyment. And what better way to get this party started than with a movie starring  Charlie Sheen :   Roman Coppola’s A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III , which debuted at the Rome Film Festival.— Frank DiGiacomo The carefree and glamorous existence of a Los Angeles graphic designer is thrown for more than a loop when the long-legged love of his life leaves him in A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III . This sophomore writing-directing effort from Roman Coppola ( CQ ) shares some of its oddball DNA and a few actors with Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom and The Darjeeling Limited , which Coppola co-wrote, though Swan lacks those films’ fastidious design and storytelling, and there’s no emotional undertow to speak of. The cast, headed by an in-form, post-meltdown Charlie Sheen, should help attract at least a few curious ticketbuyers. Swan is more of a doodle than a fully formed idea, though not necessarily less enjoyable for it, since it was clearly intended to be an undisciplined, anything-goes kinda story. It begins with a literal look at the contents of the brain of the titular protagonist (Sheen), shown onscreen in 1970s-style animated collage (he’s a graphic designer with a clear love for advertising and the look of the period). Unsurprisingly, a large part of Charlie’s gray matter is dedicated to women and sex, which is why he’s so troubled by the fact that his true love, blonde bombshell Ivana (Katheryn Winnick), has left him. When the devastated Charlie tries to get rid of a bag of shoes Ivana’s left behind, a chuckle-inducing if hardly uproarious chain of events follows, ending with his vintage car in a record producer’s swimming pool. This sequence is supposedly set in waking reality, but the pic frequently switches to what could be described as dreams (or nightmares) that populate the character’s subconscious, such as when Charlie rises from the grave to do some ballroom dancing with the women in his life, and goes on to win a “best bullshit award” from the Academy of Sexy Women. (Parallels to Sheen’s own life aren’t necessarily intentional, but they’re there for the taking.) Trying to help Charlie get his life in order are his best bud, Kirby (Jason Schwartzman), a comic with a Jewfro; his spare-tire-carrying business manager, Saul (Bill Murray); and his hippie-ish novelist sister, Izzy (Patricia Arquette). They also appear in his subconscious in various roles; Murray is especially strong as a John Wayne-style cowboy daring Charlie to face a horde of bikini-clad Indians headed by Ivana, and in an inspired sequence that describes a secret organization of ball-busting women, with Murray leading the charge against them. Coppola’s screenplay thus jumps from one idea to the other, and while quite a few of them are amusing, what’s missing in most scenes is a sense of purpose beyond potentially scoring a few giggles. The stories in Charlie’s subconscious don’t seem to advance or illuminate the real-life narrative that much, to the detriment of audience investment in the characters or overall story. Whereas Anderson’s best films slowly reveal a touching emotional core beneath their painstakingly constructed exteriors, Coppola fails to include such a heart here, though Sheen is certainly convincing as both the suave dream man and the clueless real Charlie. Supporting thesps are all solid but likewise boxed in by the screenplay’s limitations. Liam Hayes’ atmospheric songs and score further consolidate the ’70s/early ’80s vibe already suggested by the work of production designer Elliot Hostetter and costume designer April Napier, whose mixed-material approach clearly conveys Coppola’s ideas about the dual nature of Los Angeles and its inhabitants. Nick Beal’s lensing on the Arri Alexa, the lenses used by Francis Ford Coppola on Rumble Fish, adds another period touch. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Charlie Sheen Accused of Snorting Cocaine, Buying New Prostitute Vaginas

According to a new report, Charlie Sheen has returned to his old ways – and then some! Sources tell Radar Online that the Anger Management star has returned to the drug and hooker-fueled lifestyle that he formerly referred to as ” winning .” “For at least the last eight months or so Charlie has been having a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine delivered to him every single day and was spending nearly $2,000 a day on drugs,” the insider claims of Sheen . What does he do with it? “He snorts it, he smokes it, and then he watches porn. And when he’s not watching porn, he’s hired high-end girls to come over.” But that’s not all, folks. “This one girl that Charlie really likes had insecurities about her vagina,” this same source alleges. “So she begged Charlie to get her a vaginal rejuvenation surgery to make it prettier. “And he did. He got her the surgery, and he also bought her a new car.” You heard it here first, ladies. If you want cocaine, fresh and improved lady parts, Charlie Sheen is your man!

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Miley Cyrus Does Two and A Half Men of the Day

So….some screenshots of Miley on Two and a Half Men….even though I find it hard to believe Ashton Kutcher counts as a man….seeing that he’s a little bitch….dropped….because I guess Two and a Half Men fucking sucks and is starving for any attention it can get.. cuz the best thing that ever happened to them was the Charlie Sheen breakdown….or really just Charlie Sheen being Charlie Sheen in general…and they must be struggling since this pansy fucker took his spot….but I wouldn’t know cuz I don’t watch this shit….but I do know Miley looks pretty hot in it…all push up bra wearing and cleavage enhanced with her lesbian puck rock hipster hair…it’s a bit of a fucking turn on…and I guess that’s the show’s producer’s hope…cuz they’ll take anything they can fucking get for people to remember they exist… The show airs October 18….if you care…. Here are those promo pics they leaked so people like me do posts like this. I’m onto your tricks Mr. Tv Exec.

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Nicole Neal Amazing for FHM South Africa of the DAy

I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter.. ..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….

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Denise Richards Old Lady Bikini Shoot of the DAy

I don’t really know who gave Denise Richards the idea that modeling bikinis like it was 1999 was a good idea….maybe it was her personal trainer…or one of her friends in rehab or maybe it was Heidi Fleiss, the Pimp she used to work for back when Charlie Sheen hired her to be his wife….cuz she was coked up and had no money from her one acting job and fucking rich people made sense…but who ever it is should have suggested that she does it with a mask on, or maybe after a face lift, cuz shit is hanging in ways it shouldn’t be hanging…..but thanks to plastic surgery her tits aren’t…..cuz if she’s in a bikkini, I might as well look. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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You Think Scary Movie 5 Is Supposed To Be A Comedy? Check Out This Grisly Photo Of Sheen And Lohan

There will be Tiger Blood! Dimension Films has released the first official still from Scary Movie 5   and — yikes! — it has me cowering behind my fingers. I can’t stop thinking about the hell spawn that would be unleashed on this world if Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan actually hooked up and she got pregnant. The image also makes me think that if this movie does successfully re-boot the franchise and leads to a Scary Movie 6 , the producers will attempt to top themselves by reuniting Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in a sex scene. Or maybe Humphries can don the white mask and dispatch Kanye West while he’s canoodling with Kim. (Unnh, I just threw up in my mouth.) The movie, which is due out in 2013,  also stars Ashley Tisdale ,  Heather Locklear and, the reason I’m going to see it:  the very funny Craig Bierko . Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Scary Movie 5 To Serve Up The Lindsay Lohan-Charlie Sheen Sex Scene You Didn’t Ask For

Finally , the Scary Movie franchise is living up to its waning reputation as the classiest WTF-iest of the lowest common denominator spoof-offs, as The New York Post reveals : “‘ Charlie [Sheen] and Lindsay [Lohan] filmed a love scene,’ said a spy. ‘The scene they were shooting for the movie was of them in bed together’… We hear the Scary script called for Lohan to kiss Sheen, and also to slip into a kinky collar.” Making out with Charlie Sheen! Just another thing Amanda Bynes hasn’t had to do . (Yet.) [ NY Post via WetPaint ]

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The Master Gains Venice Momentum; 2nd Hobbit Movie Re-Titled: Biz Break

Also in Tuesday morning’s round-up of news briefs, a 3-D newcomer tops the weekend’s Specialty Box Office among newbies. Roman Coppola ‘s second directorial effort with Charlie Sheen is headed to theaters. And, the Locarno Film Festival appoints a new Artistic Director following the sudden departure of its former head. Venice Golden Lion Watch at Festival Midpoint: The Master Dominates Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master is emerging as the favorite half-way through the Venice Film Festival. Of the eight films that have officially screened, the post-war “relationship opus set agains the backdrop of a religion that resembles Scientology has received the best score in a festival poll of critics,” Deadline reports . Second Hobbit Movie Re-Named The third installment in the upcoming Hobbit movie trilogy, The Hobbit: There and Back Again will be released worldwide in July, 2014. That will be only seven months after the second film will be released. The second installment also has a new title, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug arriving December 13, 2013. It was originally titled There and Back Again . The first movie, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey opens December 14th of this year, Reuters reports . Specialty Box Office: Flying Swords 3-D Tops Newcomers; Samsara , Sleepwalk with Me Expand Strong New specialty movies mostly coasted through the holiday weekend, with newcomers ranging from fairly solid to weak in their Labor Day bows. Indomina Releasing’s IMAX 3D opener Flying Swords of Dragon Gate soared to the top of the pack with a decent $8,333 average for its opening in 15 locations, while Millennium’s Little Birds launched in one theater, grossing $8,314, Deadline reports . Roman Coppola’s Charles Swan III Heads to Theaters Roman Coppola’s A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III starring Charlie Sheen will roll out in theaters in February. NYC-based A24 picked up rights to the film, while digital platform FilmBuff will handle domestic digital distribution. Set in L.A. the comedy follows a graphic designer (Sheen) whose breaks and needs find repair after his girlfriend leaves him, TOH reports . Locarno Names Italian Journalist as New Artistic Director Carlo Chatrian, an Italian journalist, author and festival programmer will take over as the Locarno Film Festival’s Artistic Director following the sudden departure of Olivier Pere on August 27th, THR reports .

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Charlie Sheen Turns 47 Today

Charlie Sheen celebrates his 47th birthday today, though the actor really got his gift on August 29. That’s when FX made the unprecedented decision to pick up Sheen’s Anger Management sitcom for 90 more episodes , ensuring it goes into syndication and likely earning the actor another $100 million or so. Perhaps we should all beat up women and take a lot of drugs. Sheen, of course, has recently said he was never actually “winning” and has referred to his ridiculous episodes in early 2011 as a ” psychotic break .” That’s a start toward some kind of redemption, we suppose. Send Charlie a few birthday wishes if you’d like and also consider the following celebrities who turn a year older today: Shawn White (26), Garrett Hedlund (28), Nick Wechsler (34) and Dave Ramsey (52).

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Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Lindsay Lohan has been banned from one of her favorite spots, the Chateau Marmont Hotel, after running up an unpaid bill totaling over $46000. The troubled actress stayed at the hotel for two months but never settled her enormous tab with the Chateau’s management despite repeated attempts to contact her. Amber Rose and her fiancée Wiz Khalifa are reportedly expecting their first child. It will be the first child for both and the couple are said to be delighted despite having not planned the pregnancy. The model and the rapper are also thinking of tying the knot a little sooner than expected after hearing the news. Katie Couric has announced that Jessica Simpson will be the first guest on her new daytime talk show. It will be Jessica’s first appearance since giving birth and signing on as a Weight Watchers spokesmodel so the two are expected to talk about the challenges and rumors surrounding her weight loss. Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management has been picked up for a 90 episode order by FX. A spokesman for FX said the network set a high ratings bar for Charlie’s comeback vehicle and the show has met and exceeded expectations after its record-setting premiere.

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