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Charlize Theron’s Amazing Short Short Pose

For the most part Charlize Theron isn’t doing anything exciting in the pictures, who gives a crap about her getting groceries, but just when you thought all hope of a chubby was lost she bends over in her little short shorts and makes everything alright. I don’t know who invented short shorts, probably some French dude, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly what he had in mind when he did. That or he needed a wider range of motion while he and his boyfriend rode their bicycle built for two around town. It doesn’t matter what the reason, I’m just glad that Charlize got her hands on a pair. Enjoy. more pictures of Charlize Theron here

Keanu & Charlize — The Long Kiss Goodnight

Filed under: Keanu Reeves , Charlize Theron , Hook Ups Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron didn’t just share a romantic dinner at a Beverly Hills restaurant last night — they also shared a really intimate goodbye hug and kiss on the way out. As the two walked out of Bouchon restaurant, the two locked in a… Read more

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Charlize Theron Mid-Day Gym Break

Charlize Theron , after spending over an hour in a Hollywood gym, steps out in the same outfit which she wore to a lunch date at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Theron sports a black purse and wears her hair back along with a pair of large shades.

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Conan O’Brien Gets Some (Pearl) Jam for Birthday

We knew Eddie Vedder was Team CoCo. Now we have more visual evidence. The Pearl Jam frontman rocked the Seattle stop of Conan O’Brien’s Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on…

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David Beckham and Charlize Theron: Separated at Birth?

OK, so maybe the above title’s a bit of a stretch considering David Beckham and Charlize Theron look nothing alike—aside from, ya know, physical perfection. But…

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Charlize Theron’s Sex Eyes Still Look Hot of the Day

I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you…. I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer. Pics via Fame

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Charlize Theron is the ultimate beauty. and she probably has the greatest curves.

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Charlize Theron — Oscars or Golden Globes?

Filed under: Awards/Awards Shows Which part of Charlize Theron’s dress do you think E! was focused on? … Permalink

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Charlize Theron is Still into the Arpatheid of the Day

Charlize Theron is from South Africa and for any of you who know anything about South Africa, you will know that there were laws passed in the 1940s for the preferential treatment of whites. The set up three categories of people, The Whites, The Blacks and the Colored and there were White only jobs, blacks couldn’t marry the whites and it went on into the late 70s and early 80s, meaning Charlize Theron was raised on this racist shit in her youth….explaining why she has a black driver and as nice and warm as she is to the motherfucker, you know hugging and kissing him goodbye like they are best friends, he’s still her fucking limo driver, something typical of the Apartheid when married white women would let their hired black labor take time off to teach their lonely pussies a lesson, no matter how good of a job they do, or how much they fall in love with each other, or how exciting it is to be so naughty and criminal, they still send them back out to the fuckin’ field to shovel elephant shit, or whatever the fuck kinda shit they have in Africa, cuz they are still blacks and those are just the fuckin’ rules. I guess you can’t break down the shit your parents taught you, it’s kinda etched into your fuckin’ brain and her racism doesn’t upset me, I think she’s fuckin’ hot, whether she considers me an equal citizen or member of society or not… Pics via Bauer

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Animals on the Red Carpet

Charlize Theron and her furry friend at the 2004 Annual Lint Roller Party in Hollywood. Check out more photos from Life.com [26 photos] Continue reading