Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits… She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models… Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me… Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt. The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care. I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting. I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless. In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE…. This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media… I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage… Cara Delevingne…. Charlize Theron…. Daisy Ridley Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs Ariana Grande – Dressed Up… Halsey TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Fat Jessica Chastain Tits… Kat Graham Ass… ‘ Brittany Snow Cleavage Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Most studios wanted to avoid this release date, what with Star Wars: The Force Awakens debuting on DVD & Blu-ray today, but there are three skin-filled titles debuting today sure to please your need to squeeze!… read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Rihanna’s music video for “Kiss It Better” will make you forget about MTV Fleshbot Kendall Jenner nipple piercing in see-through blouse Taxi Driver Movie Charlize Theron nip slip at The Huntsman: Winter’s War premiere The Nip Slip Jena Goldsack has no nipples in lingerie for Glamour Italia Drunken Stepfather Marissa Kite is a naked kitty for Treats! Egotastic All Stars Ava Addams is one filthy food inspector Boobie Blog Rosie Huntington-Whiteley assumes the position Last Men on Earth Wonder Woman! All the world is waiting for your set pics Double Viking Leanna Decker shows off her freckles Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Rihanna’s music video for “Kiss It Better” will make you forget about MTV Fleshbot Kendall Jenner nipple piercing in see-through blouse Taxi Driver Movie Charlize Theron nip slip at The Huntsman: Winter’s War premiere The Nip Slip Jena Goldsack has no nipples in lingerie for Glamour Italia Drunken Stepfather Marissa Kite is a naked kitty for Treats! Egotastic All Stars Ava Addams is one filthy food inspector Boobie Blog Rosie Huntington-Whiteley assumes the position Last Men on Earth Wonder Woman! All the world is waiting for your set pics Double Viking Leanna Decker shows off her freckles Steakwood … read more
I know I usually rail on how men’s magazines are actually more like women’s mags these days, but the good news is places like WSJ Magazine are picking up the slack. Yes, that’s right, we’ve got the good people at The Wall Street Journal to thank for these shots of Charlize Theron in her underwear. According to my sources, they’re in the April issue, which means you can pick up a copy and pretend to actually be a real adult for once. Nobody has to know you’re just reading it for the pictures. Continue reading →
Sometimes I sit back and ponder some of the great mysteries of life… Where did we come from? What is our purpose in this world? Has Charlize Theron ever not been hot? Ahh, yes these are the great mysteries of life…. read more
I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband… So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after… Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important… Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches…. It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot… The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE …. The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”… What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich… There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying… Most big stars weren’t there… CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom… OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT… SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot…. MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP… Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies? Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga… Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost… Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence… EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love… Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits… And Heather Graham… And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar… And Ashley Tisdale Face… And Kate Hudson… And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses.. Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage.. AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth… Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen… And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The 88th Academy Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alicia Vikander. It's a name you'll be hearing often over the next few years. This Swedish actor earned the best Supporting Actress trophy at the 2016 Academy Awards for her role in The Danish Girl. She also earned rave reviews in the U.S. for her role in Ex Machina, though not many people are aware that she got her start as a dancer. She actually graduated from the Royal Swedish Ballet School. Impressive! This this flexibility likely makes Vikander even more attractive in the eyes of most men out there. On top of the rising star's talent, toggle through the following photos and you'll understand why Alicia Vikander is so gosh darn popular these days… 1. Alicia Vikander at the Academy Awards Alicia Vikander broke into the mainstream at the 2016 Academy Awards. She won the trophy for Best Supporting Actress. 2. Alicia Vikander Pic Alicia Vikander smiles here for the camera at an event held at Fig & Olive. Is there really any doubt why she’s now so popular? 3. Smile, Alicia Vikander! Alicia Vikander smiles here for the camera at the 88th annual Academy Awards. We find her to be very pretty. 4. Alicia Vikander on the Red Carpet Alicia Vikander poses here on the red carpet of a pre-Oscars party in West Hollywood. She’s a pretty big hit with the opposite sex. 5. Alicia Vikander at the BAFTAs Looking good, Alicia Vikander! The gorgeous actress poses here at the 2016 BAFTAs, which were held in London. 6. Alicia Vikander in Los Angeles Alicia Vikander better get used to all the attention. She’s now a favorite of the paparazzi, for better or worse. View Slideshow
It's the grand finale to Awards Season 2016, and what a delight the red carpet was tonight in Hollywood. Nominees who passed for Disney characters! Gowns that resembled loofahs! That bear that nearly ate Leo! Let's thumb through some of tonight's looks, shall we? Those most pleasing to the eye, and those who – according to one tweet – look as though their owners “went HAM at Michael's.” 1. Jennifer Garner: 2016 Academy Awards Presenter Jennifer Garner (in Versace) at the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. 2. Leonardo DiCaprio: 2016 Academy Awards If Best Actor nominee (as of press time, the award has not yet been handed out) does not win, then…someone must change his name to Susan Lucci. 3. Cate Blanchett: 2016 Academy Awards Best Actress nominee Cate Blanchett slayed in a feathered Armani gown with Tiffany & Co. jewels at the 88th Annual Academy Awards on February 28th. However, a few viewers thought Blanchett looked like she “went HAM at Michael’s.” Rude. 4. Tina Fey: 2016 Academy Awards For the 88th Annual Academy Awards, presenter Tina Fey wore an Atelier Versace gown with a Bulgari sapphire and diamond necklace that belongs on the neck of the Duchess of Cambridge. 5. Kerry Washington: 2016 Academy Awards Presenter Kerry Washington wore Atelier Versace to the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. 6. Reese Witherspoon: 2016 Academy Awards Reese Witherspoon wore Oscar de al Renta with Tiffany & Co. jewelry to the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. View Slideshow
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