I know a lot of you guys like Charlotte McKinney and don’t understand why I’m always saying she’s not a real model. And hey, maybe these pictures of her walking around in LA in a t-shirt and jeans are doing it for you, but some of us have slightly higher standards. (Stop laughing.) And if Charlotte wants me to take her seriously as a hottie, she’s going to have to start hitting the streets in a lot less clothing. It’s the #1 move in the hot nobody playbook for a reason: it works. Photos: WENN.com
These are some screencaps from some GQ produced “viral video” called “How to Date Charlotte McKinney”… Where you can get sucked into her up talking, dumb sounding, florida trash….lying about how she dates, who she dates, or what she thinks about dating, she’s just talking in Cliches while looking more unattractive than I originally thought…snorting and swearing like the drunk hooters girls she was mean to be…. What she forgets to say is “Rich and Connected” and/or “ex celebrity Stephen Dorff”…. She’s the worst…and doesn’t belong…here’s the video anyway – you’re welcome GQ…. But a reminder that America, the land of big tits, is still ass obesessed, but back to being tit obsessed, which I guess is a familiar place, even though I like ass, as tits come in so many shapes and sizes I can enjoy, while asses are just hit and miss….flat all back, fat, sloppy, etc… So Big tits are back in, not that they were ever out, but they weren’t getting the same love asses were….but now they have the power to create something as shit as Charlotte McKinney…so never underestimate the power of tits… Here she is talking about her boobs on Cosmo…for the men….pretending to be for the women…and that face…it’s so bad… Here are some paparazzi pics of her “Bra less” because this bitch MILKS things Hard CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney posted a set of Stephen Dorff tits…on her instagram…because he’s a notorious womanizing cokehead…meaning her pussy is tainted, probably diseased…from Pam Anderson to hookers….motherfucker has been around…and now he’s deep inside Charlotte McKinney…who may be a virtual nobody, and her TV stint has been a great way to increase her hooker value….which is perfect for her to end up with someone like Stephen Dorff….it’s a good place, I mean where else was there for her to go…back to Florida? For a life of a bootleg hooters girl, who luckily has a Bahamian jewelry selling tax evading rich father….because how else would she have got her tits this far along, which isn’t that far, but it’s far enough to get Stephen Doff….which isn’t that much of an accomplishment…because he fucks everything….but to her it probably is…I bet she thanks her tits every night… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney posted a set of Stephen Dorff tits…on her instagram…because he’s a notorious womanizing cokehead…meaning her pussy is tainted, probably diseased…from Pam Anderson to hookers….motherfucker has been around…and now he’s deep inside Charlotte McKinney…who may be a virtual nobody, and her TV stint has been a great way to increase her hooker value….which is perfect for her to end up with someone like Stephen Dorff….it’s a good place, I mean where else was there for her to go…back to Florida? For a life of a bootleg hooters girl, who luckily has a Bahamian jewelry selling tax evading rich father….because how else would she have got her tits this far along, which isn’t that far, but it’s far enough to get Stephen Doff….which isn’t that much of an accomplishment…because he fucks everything….but to her it probably is…I bet she thanks her tits every night… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney says her Instagram was hacked on Wednesday night The model, who shot to fame in a raunchy commercial for American burger chain Carl#39;s Jr., addressed the situation on Thursday night. #39;To all my followers, I#39;ve once again become a victim of hacking,#39; she wrote on her Instagram. #39;It#39;s disgusting people enjoying doing this to others. Please disregard any message you#39;ve gotten from me. Thanks for the support xo.#39; A representative echoed this to TMZ, tell
Charlotte McKinney is the Cart Before the Horse kind of girl, and not just because she looks like a horse…at least her face looks like a horse…because that’s what happens when you’re just huge natural tits that manipulate their way into the media… But what I mean by “Cart Before the Horse”…is that she got on TV, before doing anything in her career other than one campaign, at least when Joanna Krupa did it, she was 10 years into the struggle of being the titty model in men’s magazines… It’s like some miracle happened for this girl, everything moved so fast and she never worked hard enough to really matter more than her tits…and I guess that realization has happened and she’s trying to figure out how to stay in the media…because tits are easily replaced…just ask Kate Upton, who she replaced..for 5 minutes that her career has lasted. Well, it turns out that her instagram was “hacked”…and this is some of what happened…to make a move, so people will talk about her, and wonder if the pussy pic is hers or not, I don’t think it is, I just think this is making noise…to get noticed..or remembered..even though she just started and ended, a lot like everytime I have sex. The post Charlotte McKinney for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time we saw Kylie Jenner , I said how the mini-Kardashian looked like she was 17 going on 30 . Now here she is dressed like a Real Housewife at some yacht party in Cannes, and at this rate, she’s going to become the first teenage cougar in history before she even hits 18. I always knew I was way too old for Kylie, but this just proves it. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Like I said the other day , I may not think Charlotte McKinney is a real model (at least not compared to professional hotties like Nina Agdal or Xenia Deli ). But as long as she’s in a bikini, I’m definitely not complaining. So enjoy the busty blonde’s latest shoot for Men’s Health . I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are feeling much healthier already. Yow.
When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place… I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened….. Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten… And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney showed up to the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards the other day and as you can see she wore her dress backwards. Being a fashion expert, I’m pretty positive that it’s the wrong way. Also I’m pretty sure that Charlotte is by no means a real model. She has somehow managed to game Instagram and get a big enough following to convince people that she is. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
