Hooter’s Girl who Never Was…because she has a tax evading Bahamas based father who raised her in Florida…and gave her bigger trashy girl dreams than working at Hooters…like being a model, or being on TV, and I guess it worked out for her…even though she has the face of a cocktail waitress and not a model or celebrity…but she does have tits, and she is proof that all it takes is tits, to get ahead…as long as you hang out in the right places, with the right connected rich dudes, who feel like the world should share your tits… You see Charlotte McKinney not a star despite being on Dancing With the Stars…she’s done under 10 campaigns…..before being on TV, in fact I think she did one Superbowl ad…and has since fizzled out but as long as the tits aren’t deflated….she’ll get work…like this cultural appropriation in a shitty photoshoot for GQ Mexico…as America GQ is too busy for such last weeks kitchen garbage and are onto the next famewhore navigating social media like a champ with her tits…trash.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s In GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney took proper precautions to ensure that none of her naughty bits would be exposed in this GQ Mexico photospread, but the extreme lengths she goes to in order to cover herself take on Austin Powers levels of complicated arranging of items in front of her nipples and bush! Hit the jump for more pics…
I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading →
Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…and I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough… No one cared about her before she was in Dancing With the Stars, no one cared about her when she was on Dancing with the Stars, husbands forced to watch it were thinking “hey I’ll watch this show with you with less complaints thanks to tits”….but when not being a star to begin with – even that isn’t enough to keep her in the that limelight she craved so hard….and now she’s trying to keep it going… By showing off as much tit as she can…without being called a whore, even though we know she’s a whore..just look at her body (of work)…she’s pretty much painted a clear picture….when really she should be painting her face…to look like someone else…because tits or not, she’s ugly.. Follow us on Facebook | Twitter | INSTAGRAM The post Charlotte McKInney’s Nipples for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…and I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough… No one cared about her before she was in Dancing With the Stars, no one cared about her when she was on Dancing with the Stars, husbands forced to watch it were thinking “hey I’ll watch this show with you with less complaints thanks to tits”….but when not being a star to begin with – even that isn’t enough to keep her in the that limelight she craved so hard….and now she’s trying to keep it going… By showing off as much tit as she can…without being called a whore, even though we know she’s a whore..just look at her body (of work)…she’s pretty much painted a clear picture….when really she should be painting her face…to look like someone else…because tits or not, she’s ugly.. Follow us on Facebook | Twitter | INSTAGRAM The post Charlotte McKInney’s Nipples for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The shock of the year is that the low level producers who are re-doing Baywatch, didn’t low level produce the new Baywatch the way I thought they would by casting internet sensation, who has huge tits, Charlotte McKInney…as the Pam Anderson part. I guess she didn’t fuck Leonardo DiCaprio enough… But the good news is that Charlotte McKInney still has her massive tits, that distract from her boring, rich Florida Trash face….because if breast cancer hit her…it’d all be over for her…so at least she’s got that going for her..IT’S WORKED OUT FOR HER SO FAR.. Here are some of her instagram pics… Here are her silly clown tits… TO SEE HER BIG TITS AT SOME RED CARPET SHIT CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKInney Still Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
by LiCeK Charlotte McKinney is some rich kid from Florida, because there are rich people in Florida, especailly when they are from tax evading jewelry selling families legally based out of the Bahamas… Instead of just sticking to south Florida tanning her really stupidly large tits, or working as a bottle service girl, because despite being rich, sometimes it’s fun to make your own money, and who knows who you’ll meet….she decided to fuck the casting director of Dancing with the Stars, who put her in a Guess ad, to justify dancing with the stars, and now she’s the big tits from Dancing with the Stars… Low level dreams can come true…so long as you have huge tits.. I don’t know what this magazine is, but check out these clown tits…i want to juggle…with my mouth…even though I hate her… The post Charlotte McKInney’s Florida Trash Tits in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a very safe shoot of Daisy Ridley for Interview Magazines….I guess she’s owned by Disney now, and doing anything compelling, something Interview is sometimes known for, they went with this… She’s 23, from the UK, not very known…but will be a huge fucking star because she got one of the lead roles in the much anticipated, nerds everywhere going crazy for her, STAR WARS movies…. It’s a lifelong blessing / curse, that I doubt will lead to much beyond Star Wars, or that she’ll ever be able to live down, but dudes everywhere will be jerking off to her…in fucking millions…enough cum to fill up an olympic sized pool in her lifetime…and that’s an accomplishment… The fans will leach on, they won’t allow her to do anything else, but that’s all part of the contract with the franchise, when her previous acting jobs included music videos of acts you’ve never really heard of… Here are the pics… The post Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Girl for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is in the next issue of GQ UK, and I didn’t bother googling it to see the videos or other pictures, I figure they’ll be as slutty as she possibly can make them, as that’s her hook. She looks like a ghetto, mid Flordia looking trashy chick with fake tits, even if her tits are real, they still look fake, something that she’s managed to make work for her, but that I don’t find all that interesting because we’re in a generation of huge tits thanks to the hormones in the food and water..like who fucking cares…her face is a mess, her ass uneventful…and her career is hardly a career and makes no sense… She’s just a trashy rich kid, who met the right people, who helped push her in the right direction, which in her case was Dancing With the Stars…before ever having done anything…and a couple fo Carl’s Jr ads… She’s had a good year of fame, which doesn’t mean it has been a year of money, but she doesn’t need money, she’s a rich kid with a tax evading “based in bahamas” father. I am sure the industry is lazy enough to keep her going, but booking her big tits in gigs because she’s around and people talk….but none of this is deserved. She was meant to be a cocktail waitress at a titty bar…how did GQ UK happen. I’m sure she asks herself daily while staring at herself in the mirror…loving everything she sees… The post Charlotte McKinney for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
