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Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Schumer is single at the moment. How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible. The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process. Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows: “No. My vagina remains vacant.” She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really. Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies. At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still ” catch a dick ” any time she wants. Then again, we doubt she was really joking. At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot! In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience: “Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.” This was followed by a long pause and then the quip: “You guys don’t have anal over the pond?” Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this: View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amy Schumer is single at the moment. How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible. The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process. Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows: “No. My vagina remains vacant.” She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really. Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies. At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still ” catch a dick ” any time she wants. Then again, we doubt she was really joking. At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot! In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience: “Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.” This was followed by a long pause and then the quip: “You guys don’t have anal over the pond?” Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this: View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Daylight Saving Time 2015: IT’S OVER (Almost)!!!

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daylight Saving Time. It’s finally over, people. Almost. In just a few short hours from now, it will be time to turn the clocks back FOR GOOD. Or at least until March 2016 comes around. Tomorrow morning, it’s time to turn the clocks back, and for all you Americans looking forward to a long, dark winter, it’s a thing of beauty. Okay, that’s virtually no one. Whatever. Hey, at least you get an extra hour of sleep! Well, unless you have kids or pets who have no idea what’s up, in which chase, no you don’t. Anyway, Daylight Saving Time remains inherently confusing for some people, which is why is THG is here to break it down for all y’all: See helpful graphic above. BAM!! If that’s not sufficient, here’s a more detailed rundown of Daylight Saving Time 2015, and what to expect with Daylight Saving Time 2016: Daylight Saving Time began on Sunday, March 8 at 2 a.m. Time “springs” forward and “falls” back an hour (above). So your clocks ahead an hour before you go to bed. OR stay up until 2 a.m., turn the clocks to 1 a.m., then hit the sack. Your iPhone should do this automatically. Your oven? Nada. It will start getting dark at 4:30 on the East Coast now. Yay? The concept of Daylight Saving Time dates back to 1895. It was recently extended across the U.S. to save energy use. In 2016, Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 13. If you can’t figure out how to change the effing clock in your car, don’t worry. Make a mental (or Post-It) note that it’s fast until 3/3/16. Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico residents: Disregard. There you go. You are officially prepared. Up top.

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Daylight Saving Time 2015: IT’S OVER (Almost)!!!

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daylight Saving Time. It’s finally over, people. Almost. In just a few short hours from now, it will be time to turn the clocks back FOR GOOD. Or at least until March 2016 comes around. Tomorrow morning, it’s time to turn the clocks back, and for all you Americans looking forward to a long, dark winter, it’s a thing of beauty. Okay, that’s virtually no one. Whatever. Hey, at least you get an extra hour of sleep! Well, unless you have kids or pets who have no idea what’s up, in which chase, no you don’t. Anyway, Daylight Saving Time remains inherently confusing for some people, which is why is THG is here to break it down for all y’all: See helpful graphic above. BAM!! If that’s not sufficient, here’s a more detailed rundown of Daylight Saving Time 2015, and what to expect with Daylight Saving Time 2016: Daylight Saving Time began on Sunday, March 8 at 2 a.m. Time “springs” forward and “falls” back an hour (above). So your clocks ahead an hour before you go to bed. OR stay up until 2 a.m., turn the clocks to 1 a.m., then hit the sack. Your iPhone should do this automatically. Your oven? Nada. It will start getting dark at 4:30 on the East Coast now. Yay? The concept of Daylight Saving Time dates back to 1895. It was recently extended across the U.S. to save energy use. In 2016, Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 13. If you can’t figure out how to change the effing clock in your car, don’t worry. Make a mental (or Post-It) note that it’s fast until 3/3/16. Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico residents: Disregard. There you go. You are officially prepared. Up top.

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Justin Bieber Wins Big, Gets Raunchy at MTV EMAs

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber knocked Eminem from the record books on Sunday night. The handsome singer won six awards at the 2015 Europe Music Awards, bringing his career total to 18, and besting the previous record of 15 held by the aforementioned rapper. The event was held in Milan, Italy and Justin took home the trophy for Best Male Artist for the SIXTH year in a row. He also earned the following titles for 2015: Best Collaboration Best Canadian Act Best Worldwide Act: North America Biggest Fans Best Look “It’s been a long couple of years. I just feel like this is pretty awesome to be recognized for my music,” Bieber told the crowd upon accepting the Best Male trophy. Later in the night, Justin got nice and raunchy when taking the stage to perform a rendition of his smash hit ” What Do You Mean? ” Moving, grooving and gyrating along with a number of backup dancers, Bieber received a standing ovation for a routine that included simulated doggy style sex. “What Do You Mean?” is the first single off the singer’s upcoming album, ” Purpose .” It will be released on November 13 and will mark Bieber's official return to the music scene after a couple of wayward years. Check out snippets from Justin's X-rated performance now and sound off: Will you purchase his upcoming record? Or is that a ridiculous question for us to even ask?

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R.I.P: Black NYPD Cop Randolph Holder Dies After Being Shot In The Head By Gunman In Harlem Housing Projects

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

NYPD Cop Randolph Holder Dies After Being Shot In The Head By Gunman A beloved NYPD housing officer was killed late last night , shot in the head by a gunman during a chase and gunfight on a pedestrian overpass above the FDR Drive in East Harlem, says officials. Via NY Daily News : Officer Randolph Holder, 33, was shot in the forehead by the callous gunman, who had stolen a bike and was being pursued by cops along the promenade hugging the East River around 8:30 p.m., Police Commissioner Bill Bratton said. The brave officer died at 10:22 p.m. at Harlem Hospital. A suspect, shot in the legs, was arrested. Holder, who emigrated from Guyana, was a third-generation police officer, following in his father and grandfather’s footsteps in the line of duty, Bratton said during a somber press conference at the hospital. The unmarried immigrant joined the NYPD in July 2010 and worked in Police Service Area 5, wearing Shield No. 13340 as he patrolled the public housing projects of East Harlem. Do Black cops lives matter too?? Twitter Continue reading →

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