I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me… I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it… to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
A Long Island deli worker is either very brave or very stupid. An armed robber attempted to hold up a Long Island deli and took a shot at the worker when he hesitated to give up the cash. The clerk then picked up a machete and chased the gunman out of the store…. Continue Continue reading →
Halle Berry is headed to your living room. Calm down, though, fellas. The Academy Award winner has been tapped to headline Extant , a CBS drama produced by Steven Spielberg that skipped the pilot process and was ordered straight to series by the network in August. It will focus on Berry as an astronaut who returns from a year-long solo mission in space and learns that her experiences there will play a key role in the future of mankind. Hmmm… sounds interesting. And very attractive. “I’m always on the lookout for amazing roles and when you see material that contains this strong of auspices, nuance and complexity it compels me to run toward it no matter the medium,” said Berry. “For five months a year I’ll get to live with and play this incredibly intelligent and vulnerable woman, and for the remainder of the year I’ll continue to look for other roles that move me as deeply as this one.” It makes sense that Berry would select a television role at the moment: filming a television series does not require the sort of travel and crazy shooting schedule of a movie. And the pregnant newlywed – congrats, Olivier Martinez ! – will soon have a very good reason to wanna be at home more: a new baby!
Madonna’s life has been an open book for so long that few things surprise us, but one striking admission in the new Harper’s Bazaar is an exception: Shortly after arriving in New York City as a scrappy unknown from Rochester, Mich., in 1978, with dreams of stardom, the singer was a victim of rape. “New York wasn’t everything I thought it would be,” she recalls. “It did not welcome me with open arms . The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a building I was dragged up to with a knife in my back.” Madonna also says that she “had my apartment broken into three times. I don’t know why; I had nothing of value after they took my radio the first time.” The future icon dropped out of the University of Michigan, where she had a dance scholarship, to move to the Big Apple. She describes that experience: “I was defiant. Hell-bent on surviving. On making it. But it was hard and it was lonely, and I had to dare myself every day to keep going.” “Trying to be a professional dancer” entailed “paying my rent by posing nude for art classes, staring at people staring at me naked.” “Daring them to think of me as anything but a form,” Madonna says, “that they were trying to capture with their pencils and charcoal.” The queen, a predecessor to Miley Cyrus , Britney Spears, Rihanna , Lady Gaga and many others, writes of her first few years of fame: “When you’re 25, it’s a little bit easier to be daring, especially if you are a pop star, because eccentric behavior is expected from you.” “At 35, I was divorced and looking for love in all the wrong places. I decided that I needed to be more than a girl with gold teeth and gangster boyfriends.” “More than a sexual provocateur imploring girls not to go for second-best. I began to search for meaning and a real sense of purpose in life.” “I wanted to be a mother.” Now a mother of four – biological kids Lourdes and Rocco, and adopted children David and Mercy – she says adopting David was “a real low point in my life.” “I didn’t know that trying to adopt a child was going to land me in another sh– storm,” she says of the baby she brought home from Malawi. “I was accused of kidnapping, child trafficking, using my celebrity muscle to jump ahead in the line, bribing government officials, witchcraft, you name it.” “I could get my head around people giving me a hard time for simulating masturbation onstage, publishing my Sex book, even kissing Britney Spears.” “But trying to save a child’s life was not something I thought I would be punished for,” she adds, although, “In any case, I got through it. I survived.”
The Blacklist has received a green light. Following just two episodes – and an average of 12 million viewers per week – the NBC drama has been renewed for a second season. Said NBC Entertainment President Jennifer Salke of the James Spader-anchored drama: “The many layers of Red Reddington and his mysterious reasons for getting into bed with the FBI seem to be fascinating to fans of this show. With great talent like James Spader and Megan Boone on board, as well our stellar executive producers and the whole cast and crew, we believe this outstanding series will continue to make NBC a big destination on Monday nights.” Among other TV pick-ups and renewals this week: Lucky 7 has been canceled. The Simpsons has been picked up for Season 26. Sleepy Hollow has been renewed for Season 2.
Authorities were called to The National Mall today near the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum after onlookers spotted a man on fire. According to a D.C. Metropolitan Police spokeswoman, joggers and other onlookers saw an unnamed individual engulfed in flames, with many taking off their shirts and attempting to put the man out. D.C. Man on Fire: Report Cops arrived on the scene around 4:30 p.m. Emergency workers quickly descended on the victim, who they found conscious and breathing. A medical helicopter then touched down and took the man to a local hospital. “I was crossing the street and didn’t see him pour the gas or light the match, but saw the flames move up from the middle of his body to his arms,” Vanessa Sink tells Yahoo News . “He didn’t make any noise that I heard.” Because the incident took place in such a public location, Twitter soon blew up with photos and comments. ( Example : @LiveMusicGirl: “Just witnessed the craziest thing ever… a man set himself on fire and danced down the Mall. #horrifying”) The U.S. Park Police is investigating along with the police department, which has dispatched its violent crimes branch, the typical responders to cases that involve a person suffering a major injury. Neither the man’s name nor his motive has been released. But the self-immolation took place in a city currently going through a government shutdown and in which a high-speed chase outside the U.S. Capitol on Thursday ended with a woman, Miriam Carey , being killed by police.
Justin, you got a break this time. Justin Bieber Cleared In Reckless Driving And Spitting Case Justin needs an intervention. Yes, he was cleared of spitting on his neighbor and reckless driving , but who will stop him from peeing in the next bucket? According to TMZ Justin Bieber is in the clear … the L.A. County District Attorney just REJECTED 2 cases targeting the singer — the case in which he allegedly SPIT on his neighbor, and the case in which he allegedly was speeding recklessly in his Calabasas neighborhood. As for the spitting case — get this. The alleged victim actually SAVED THE LOOGIE. But that wasn’t enough for a prosecution. The D.A. says it was one guy’s word against another, and Justin denied hawking a big one. The D.A. says during the altercation, the neighbor told cops Bieber said, “I will beat the s**t out of you and I will f*****g kill you.” D.A. investigators decided Bieber’s actions were “disproportionate and immature, but since the neighbor had entered the property without invitation Bieber’s actions did not rise to the level of a criminal threat.” As for the speeding case, it all came down to the video tape … which shows Justin was not even in the Ferrari in question at the time of the incident. He was riding behind the car on a motorcycle. The D.A. also notes Tyler, the Creator actually took responsibility on TMZ for driving the car. So case closed. SMH at the neighbor who saved the loogie. Eww. Continue reading →
Kim, we saw this coming. Kim Kardashian Bored With New Life Post Baby Is Kim bored with her new life or just tired of Kanye trying to control it? According to Radar Online Since becoming a mom to Kanye West’s baby, Kim Kardashian’s entire life has changed and now that she’s been hiding out at home away from her usual days of paparazzi chases RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she is “bored” without the attention. North West’s mommy has changed her look with blonde hair, is trying to shed her baby weight and is letting Kanye make most of her decisions but a source close to her said that she is missing her old life. “Kim loves being a mom and spending all of her time with the baby,” the source said. “But she’s really bored! She misses going out all the time to shop or eat and have people in public fawn all over her.” Trying to morph into Kanye’s vision of a perfect woman has kept Kim from doing what she loves most, being in the public eye. “Kim really likes the attention she gets from people when she goes out in public or even online, but since Kanye wants her to be more selective about what she’s doing it isn’t as interactive for her and she misses her old life. She wouldn’t trade the baby for anything, of course, but she is saying she is bored right now.” The source said Kim does get to film Keeping up with the Kardashians, which she’s really enjoying. “Even though it’s all pretend Kim really likes being in front of the camera.” Kanye is letting her mingle more,but Kim craves attention too much for this swirl to last. Kanye won’t let her play with the paparazzi no time soon. AKM-GSI
Jon Gosselin pulled a gun on a photographer who followed him home in Pennsylvania on Friday and even fired a warning shot – by his own admission. The crazy incident happened in Beckersville, Pa., when a photographer followed him from his job waiting tables to the log cabin where Jon lives . The paparazzo admits that she followed Jon off the main roads and onto dirt roads, but assumed it was still a public road and not private property. Not the case. According to TMZ, she started taking photos of Jon Gosselin and he came at her, pulled a gun out of the back of his pants and yelled at her for trespassing. He then fired off a warning shot. The photographer peaced out immediately after that, but says Jon followed her until she got back on the main road. He declined to give chase further. She went to the police station to file a report, but ultimately did not do so as she likely would have ended up charged with criminal trespass as a result. Jon Gosselin later said he has no apology for firing the warning shot, saying he was within his legal rights to defend his private property from trespassers. “I am licensed to carry a concealed handgun, which I withdrew,” Jon says. He admits he used it “to fire a warning shot AWAY from the paparazzi. It is well within my rights under Pennsylvania law when someone is trespassing on private property.” Gosselin says he is certain police would back him up and would take his side on the issues of trespassing and a person’s right to protect their property. Nevertheless … Jon Gosselin is strapped. This is both surprising and a little scary. Definitely did the job, though, as far as making his point in this case.
Leave it to Louis C.K. to make a connection between happiness, sadness and cell phones that is both profoundly self-aware and positively hilarious. During an appearance on Conan last night, the comedian said he refuses to purchase a phone for his young daughter, explaining his reasoning in a rant that covered why people text-and-drive… how this action relates to one feeling alone in the universe… and how smart phones are making it impossible for people to experience true happiness. No, really. It’s funny stuff. We promise. Watch now: Louis C.K. on Conan In past talk show appearances, C.K. bashed Twitter and took a unique view on charity .
