You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger… Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise…. Who cares…the pics are boring.
Shana and Roxy Lane are the future …..when doing my research for STEPSMUT …I came across these sisters who fuck dudes together and masturbate together…and it blew my fucking mind…this is everyone’s fantasy..you know when you’re fucking one girl…and she has a sister….you want them both at the same time but never ask for it…cuz it is frowned upon..and they will call you a creep…..but these girls throw convention out the window…and bring it….in a who cares what society accepts…let’s fuck dudes together.. and make money doing it…all while sucking on each other’s nipples…in what is so next level wrong…so wrong that it’s so fucking right…I would have loved to grow up in their household…. It turns out they are from Montreal….and so am I…. I vow to find these girls…and become friends with these girls…and forever go on picnics and play board games, even though I hate board games, with these girls… We will vacation together…and go to Sunday night family dinners together…it’s on… I just need to get off my couch….but by this time next week I will have held at least one of their hand….and I’ll bring the proof…. TO SEE SOME OF THEIR HARDCORE PORN ON STEPSMUT.COM FOLLOW THIS LINK
Irina Shayk is hot…there’s no doubt about that…but seeing her dressed up all formal…instead of half naked or in a bikini….showing off that rockin’ Russian mail order bride gone right body….just confuses me….It’s like seeing a street hooker, or stripper, or pornstar, in formal attire heading to the bank for a job interview or something…it just doesn’t make sense to me….you know all sophisticated and classy….but with a whole lot of slut shining through…I’m still a fan…just think she’s better off in a bikini…pants off….ban clothes from her life…until she gets pregnant….then snowsuit the bitch…
Two funny things… The first is that Candice Swanepoel, my favorite of the Victoria’s Secret models, who my one reader gets mad at me for proclaiming my love, because I guess he never felt love before…not even for some tall, South African farm girl he’s never met…but would still be willing to sing love songs to her outside her bedroom….or chase her to the gate at the airport to say “don’t go”….brought her dog on set and he stole the show…but hiding her tits…in what makes him as bad as when you bang a girl with a dog at her house and the dog doesn’t like what you’re doing to her….. The second funny thing is that her caption read something like “Milo Stealing all the attention at work”….making me assume she actually considers this life a job and not a meal ticket…like she legitimately thinks this is fucking working….because she’s getting paid to stand around in her underwear…and I guess it gives her purpose…or whatever…but seriously I think the definition of work..is far different than being paid to play….but I’ll still forgive her…since we’re connected at the soul and all. For those wondering, I’m talking to you guy on twitter, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay my to promote their bullshit…but the should…
Subway customers are up in arms and busting out measuring tapes amid reports that the chain’s famous foot-long subs fall a half an inch or even a full inch short. The controversy began on Tuesday in Perth, Australia, when a discerning customer named Matt Corby ordered one and pulled out a tape measure: Corby found the sub measured only 11 inches long and took his outrage to Facebook, where he posted a photo of it with the caption “subway pls respond.” The photo, predictably, sparked an abundance of similar photos on Facebook of subs being measured and countless comments on Subway’s page. The New York Post followed up on Corby’s post with an investigation of its own and found Corby’s viral photo to be closer to the rule than the exception. Four out of seven “Five-dollar Footlongs” purchased at Subways in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens, measured only 11 or 11.5 inches, the Post said. A local franchisee said the chain has cut the portions of their cold-cut meats by 25 percent recently and raised the cost of food to individual store owners. Deliberate recipes for cost-cutting, one could say. Subway said it will look into it, but the discrepancy in length may be due to the fact that the bread is baked fresh daily in each of its 38,000 restaurants. You buying that explanation, or is Subway guilty of false advertising? Or actually doing you a favor by saving you the extra calories of that last half-inch?
Philly rapper Meek Mill is showing another side of himself on the newest leak from his upcoming “Dreamchasers 3″ mixtape. Instead of rapping about being…
Dear Bossip , I always giggle and agree completely with you in all the relationship advice you dish out. I enjoy the “bar none, fades all” way telling folks where to go and how to get there. So, I need you to give me the bidness straight with no chaser to my “issue.” In 2004, I met the only man I ever wanted to marry and have children with. We were together for a total of 3 ½ years. We have a very spiritual connection, not religious, but very connected. We understand each other without words, we both want the same things in life and we just have so many big and small things in common. Well, during our relationship he was overseas a lot working. He would be gone between 3 – 6 months, while I stayed here in the States working and holding us down. I visited him in all the places he has worked. Okay the Obstacles: During his “vacation” time here at home he was a very busy boy! When I met him in 2004 he had 1 son. When we broke up he had a total of four kids: 1 son and 3 girls. He had 2 children with one of his “side chicks”. He does not have any children by me and I don’t have any children to this day. I was pregnant by him twice but I refuse to be a “baby momma” and we made the choice to terminate both. He also got into some legal trouble and put on probation. While on probation he went back overseas to work. We have gotten into it, physically, before, about 3 time total and it wasn’t all his fault either. I had to get away from him and that treatment before I started to doubt myself. Well, we have been apart for 4 years now. We have kept in touch a little. I would hear from him every 3 – 6 months while he was overseas. A year ago he decided to “come home” aka answer for the probation violation. He is currently in prison. He called me when he was first incarcerated and being the person I am I answered the phone, been there for him every step of the way and visited him when he was near. I have been single the entire 4 years since this relationship because it left me very emotionally unavailable and I just could not meet a guy who is worthy or that I have a connection with. I was enjoying the “love em & leave em” lifestyle until September. I met a guy (younger) who is just so cool. We have no problems, we communicate well, he is smart and worthy. I like this person but I’m not sure how much yet. And, my new boo works out-of-town so I’m apprehensive about another long-distance relationship. The question: My old boo will be released within the month or early next month. My new boo is wanting to take things up a notch. The old boo wants to get out and make things official, start a life and family together. We have good and bad history together but he is still the only man I ever wanted to marry and have children with. He will do anything for me and give me anything I can ask for. He has treated me like a queen in the past and honestly, I could not be the confident woman I am today if he did not gift me with the experiences I have been blessed to have. I have always said “I don’t go back, I only move forward,” so, what should I do? I don’t want to lose this new boo but I have lingering feeling for old boo. And I would hate to kick a recently released man while he is down. What to do? – Too Boo’d Up Dear Ms. Too Boo’d Up , Chile, you women will learn in this New Year that trying to raise up a man while he is down will only bring you down. In order to bring him up, you have to get down and dirty with him, and, unless you want to revisit the gutter, then I suggest you keep your red bottoms from the mud and keep it moving. Why go back? Girl, the man had three children with other women when you were together. So, according to my reasoning he’s not faithful. If he cheated then, he will cheat again. Next, he’s in and out of trouble, i.e., he is prison because of his probation violation of leaving the state and going overseas without permission. He obviously hasn’t learned his lesson because the first time he got into trouble he would have followed things to the “T” about his probation terms and did what he was supposed to do. Thus, because he can’t follow instructions, then this should let you know that he is going to do what he wants to do anyway. If he can’t adhere to his probation terms, then how the hell do you expect for him to deal with his parole terms. Yes, ma’am, when he is released from prison he is going to be on parole. He won’t be able to do anything without reporting to his parole officer. And, it’s going to be difficult for him to find a job. So, you want a man on parole, with no job, no income, and not contributing to your home IN YOUR HOME!?! And, talkin’ ‘bout he wants to start a family. Uhm, no ma’am. And, the only reason he is reaching out to you is because you are the one constant and stable thing in his life. He needs a place to live when he gets out on parole. He needs someone to vouch for him, and be responsible for him when he gets released. I bet he didn’t tell you that tidbit of information. Also, he needs to get a job, and pay restitution. He can’t do all of that with his baby momma’s because they are not going to put up with him. As soon as he gets out he has to pay child support, IMMEDIATELY! Honey, you’re the independent, care-free, and probably least drama free of his other options. I’m telling you to not be his option. Stop being his scapegoat. He got himself into this situation, so let him be man enough to get himself out of it and deal with the consequences he created. And, chile, puhlease. Stop answering his calls and running up your phone bill, and putting money on his books. I know you are sending money orders for his books and sending love letters. I ain’t no fool, and neither should you. Girl, move on, and as you’ve stated, “I don’t go back, I only move forward.” Please move forward. Don’t let your torrid and fractured past create a torrid and fractured future. He is not worth the investment. He is not worth your time or energy. He proved that when you were together previously. Nothing is going to change. It’s just prison talk he is filling your head with. Girl, don’t fall for it. It’s prison psychology 101. All of a sudden he wants to get his life together, and be the man you want him to be, but as soon as he gets his freedom, he running like a southern slave seeking freedom in the north. “Give him free!” LOL! Now, as far as the new boo, you have to give him a chance, and don’t make him suffer because of what your old boo has done. The new boo sounds like a good man, but if you keep comparing him to your old boo, then it is not going to work. So, completely let go of your old boo. In order to move forward you have to let go of the old. It’s 2013, a New Year, and time to release old habits, old and past boyfriends, and old and past dramas. Write him a letter and let him know that you release him. You’re done. It’s over, and you’re happy and starting life anew. It’s time for him to let you go, and for him to get his life together. You’re no longer his fall back option. You’re no longer his safety net. You’re no longer his doormat. You’ve got a new attitude and new man. So, start treating your new man with the respect, and honesty he deserves. He makes you happy, he makes you smile, and he treats you like a real woman. Girl, open your eyes and recognize the winner you have, and leave the loser where he is. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! 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Justin Bieber took time away from smoking up and splitting with Selena Gomez this week to pose for a photo with one of America’s best swimmers. The Biebs met up with Missy Franklin prior to a show in Denver Monday night, with the Olympic Gold Medalist caring not one bit about those Justin Bieber smoking weed stories. “With the Biebs,” Missy wrote as a caption to this photo. “He truly is a wonderful and genuine person! Such an honor to meet him!” Bieber then responded in mind: “@FranklinMissy nice meeting u too. Enjoy the show.” With Justin and Selena now over for good, might Bieber take a dip in Franklin’s pool? If you know what we mean? They would make a cute couple, wouldn’t you say?
Controversy surrounding Django Unchained and its use of the N-word may have subsided, but a new scandal has erupted over Quentin Tarantino’s thriller. No, not over its inclusion among the 2013 Academy Awards nominees . But over the action figures that recently went on sale, and which Al Sharpton’s National Action Network believes are an insult to African-Americans everywhere. “Selling this doll is highly offensive to our ancestors and the African American community,” Rev. K.W. Tulloss, NAC’s president in Los Angeles, told The New York Daily News . “The movie is for adults, but these are action figures that appeal to children. We don’t want other individuals to utilize them for their entertainment, to make a mockery of slavery.” Such a sentiment echoes Spike Lee’s take on the film in general, which he believes is “disrespectful to [his] ancestors.” Also like Lee, Tulloss admits he has not actually seen the movie. No word yet from the National Entertainment Collectibles Association or the Weinstein Company, but what about you, THGers? Do you think marketing figures from Django Unchained to children is offensive? Yes, they are inappropriate for children! No, not at all! View Poll »
Jon Gosselin may have purchased a few too many Ed Hardy shirts back in the day, because he’s been hit with a tax lien by the IRS – to the tune of $39,000. Can you get a refund on hair plugs? The former THG fixture owes that much from just 2009 – the year Jon and Kate Gosselin split, and the last year he likely had any sort of stable income. Since then, he’s kinda faded into obscurity. Despite all the money he made from celebrity gossip interviews and photos that year, according to papers filed in Berks County, Pa., Jon is still delinquent. TMZ was not able to get a quote from Jon. Think is flip phone is still in service? Given that Jon works a totally normal job again, and has eight kids to support, 39 grand might be tougher to scrounge up than back in his TLC heyday. Let’s hope he saved and invested well pre-divorce drama. We’re sure he stashed his earnings away while the gettin’ was good. Actually we’re not. We don’t know him personally, but we sincerely doubt it.
