Kate Walsh has traded in her stethoscope for a feather boa. In the following video, the former Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy star proves how badly she wants to increase her Twitter presence by doing a pole dance on Ellen. See, the actress originally thanked her 500,000 followers by giving them a quick high kick online… but the talk show host didn’t think that was nearly enough. So, out came the stripper pole and up on stage went Walsh. Watch the least sexiest pole dance in Internet history now: Kate Walsh: Pole Dancing on Ellen For the record, Walsh portrays an ex-stripper on FX’s Fargo, providing a bit of subtext to this footage. Not that Ellen needs subtext for some of her best routines. We’ve collected a number of the comedian’s most memorably hilarious sketches and skits here: 22 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
It’s Divergent week! Let’s celebrate the release of the post-apocalyptic teen drama by rounding up some of the craziest things Shailene Woodley has said during her many recent interviews. From sun-tanning her vagina to eating clay, Shailene has a lot of, uh, INTERESTING habits. I suspect if we DID all live in a destroyed future-Chicago Shailene would either survive way longer than any of us (foraging for food! making her own cheese!) or she’d be the first one killed (sharing her aloha soul with the wrong people sounds dangerous). Maybe we should have seen this coming – after all, she is Divergent . Read 13 of her craziest quotes below and see what we mean: 13 Craziest Shailene Woodley Quotes Open Slideshow 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. View As List The second I wake up, I scream very loudly [sings to the tune of “Good Morning” from Singin’ in the Rain], “Good morning! Good morning!” And then I scream out, “Exciting day! Exciting day!” I feel like it completely sets the mood for the whole day. Shailene Woodley Permalink: The second I wake up, I scream very loudly Added: March 20, 2014 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Shailene Woodley Permalink: I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Added: March 20, 2014 2. Giving the vadge some Vitamin D On how to avoid gynecological problems. Some movies have made me laugh, but I’ve never thought, ‘Wow, if it weren’t for that movie, I’d be a different person.’ Except Pocahontas. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Except Pocahontas. Added: March 20, 2014 3. Except Pocahontas. On movies that changed her life. You can do something called ‘oil pulling’ where you swish coconut or sesame oil in your mouth when you wake up and spit it out. It’s amazing! It really makes your teeth whiter, because the plaque on your teeth is not water soluble, it’s fat-soluble. So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Shailene Woodley Permalink: So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Added: March 20, 2014 4. Oil works in your mouth On how to whiten your teeth. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Finding seeds, planting seeds, watching them grow, harvesting the fruits, cooking the fruits, eating them, seeing how my body reacts, and even digesting. Shailene Woodley Permalink: If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Added: March 20, 2014 5. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. On her life if she wasn’t acting. Shailene Woodley: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. cells working their magic and re-weaving the web of skin :)))))))) Permalink: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. Added: March 20, 2014 6. Humbled and amazed by … Tweeting deep thougths about skin. Teenagers are so smart. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Added: March 20, 2014 7. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. On getting dumber with age. The world Aloha, if you break it down, means breath and spirit, so when Hawaiians say Aloha, they are not only saying hello or goodbye. They are saying, ‘I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine.’ Shailene Woodley Permalink: I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. Added: March 20, 2014 8. I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. On the word ‘Aloha’. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll, which shocks me because that’s what I revolve my life around, but then it shocks them that I know nothing about a big designer, or director, or producer. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll Added: March 20, 2014 9. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll On how she might secretly be a plant. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Added: March 20, 2014 10. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. On where she gets medical advice. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day lives. Shailene Woodley Permalink: It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… Added: March 20, 2014 11. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… On her inner child. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. Added: March 20, 2014 12. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. On where to get the best cheese. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene Woodley Permalink: gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Added: March 20, 2014 13. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene’s Twitter bio.
Selena Gomez got together with her pal Zooey Deschanel for a night on the town Wednesday in West Hollywood … a pairing we didn’t see coming. Joined my another female friend, the trio seemed to have enjoyed themselves, according to the brunette beauty who posted a photo of them being silly. “Ladies being ladies. Ladies night,” Selena Gomez captioned the photo. When she’s not grinding with Justin Bieber (who it appears she’s back together with, and may even be touring with) she’s been having a lot of good girl time. Besides Deschanel, Gomez, Francia Rasia, Raquel Stevens and Haley Pharo went to the Sunset Tower Hotel this week to spend some quality time together. The very same quartet of girls were seen a few days before at Rockwell Table and Stage in Los Angeles to watch For The Record: Baz Luhrmann. “The show was so much fun, everyone was singing along,” a source dished. “The girls had an amazing time and stood at the end to cheer on the cast.” Does sound like a much better time to us than, say, this … Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts. Oh well. As for her New Girl friend, Zooey Deschanel and Prince have a new single out, which may be the most randomly awesome thing of all time.
For the first time in his Presidency, Barack Obama appeared on Ellen this week. But whatever… so did Mateo Beltran! This three-year old rose to viral fame this week after his mother filmed her toddler arguing with her over cupcakes . “Listen, Linda, Linda, honey!” Mateo kept saying to the camera, trying to talk his way into having dessert for dinner… to no avail. But Ellen finally provided the tyke with his beloved sweets, decorating the cupcakes with Batman and Superman decor, while also giving Mateo’s mother a spa weekend gift certificate. Oh, and $10,000. Ellen gave the family $10,000. 3-Year Appears on Ellen, Gets His Cupcakes Watch the appearance above and then relive this viral sensation below: Toddler Argues About Cupcakes Ellen, of course, has become famous for making dreams come true. And also for making us crack up. Relive some of her show’s best moments here: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
For the first time in his Presidency, Barack Obama appeared on Ellen this week. But whatever… so did Mateo Beltran! This three-year old rose to viral fame this week after his mother filmed her toddler arguing with her over cupcakes . “Listen, Linda, Linda, honey!” Mateo kept saying to the camera, trying to talk his way into having dessert for dinner… to no avail. But Ellen finally provided the tyke with his beloved sweets, decorating the cupcakes with Batman and Superman decor, while also giving Mateo’s mother a spa weekend gift certificate. Oh, and $10,000. Ellen gave the family $10,000. 3-Year Appears on Ellen, Gets His Cupcakes Watch the appearance above and then relive this viral sensation below: Toddler Argues About Cupcakes Ellen, of course, has become famous for making dreams come true. And also for making us crack up. Relive some of her show’s best moments here: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
Not long after revealing her baby bump to the world , Ciara stopped by Huffington Post Live for another chat. Check out what she had to say to HuffPo Live : On the sex of her baby: Ciara: “I did have a preference, before I found out what it was. I had a preference at first and when I was told what it was, I felt like it’s going to be what it’s supposed to be. It was definitely different and my fiance got what he wanted. I’m excited.” On performing while pregnant: Ciara: “I haven’t toured in so long and we were trying to put tours together and even for the performance of the Grammy after party, If you go online to degreedeodorant.com/grammys , you’ll see the videos that I did with them and I was actually four months, at that time period, almost five months [pregnant] and I was jumping around and everything.” On her maternity style: Ciara: “I kind of want to take a theme that baggy is the new sexy. I just want to be comfortable. When I can’t wear heels anymore, I won’t wear heels. I’ll be putting on my Jordans. I’ll be keeping it really simple. My Jordans and my Uggs will be my best friends. I like to get sexy, but I believe that pregnancy within itself is sexy and I don’t have to [overdo it]. I kind of like it not being about the abs and all that stuff. I really love this phase that I’m going through right now in my life and I just want to live in it and be a little mommy-to-be.” Hit the flip for the full interview…
Oh boy…. Pilar Sanders Confirms Plans To Release Of Tell-All Book Former real-life football wife Pilar Sanders may have lost the battle for now to her ex NFL hubby Deion Sanders , but the war is definitely not over as far as she is concerned and she’s not going down without a fight. As the messy and drawn own divorce drama continues between Pilar and her soon-to-be ex , it has now been revealed that she’s planning to air out dirty-dog Deion in a new tell-all memoir to be aptly titled “Saving Sanders: The Pilar Sanders Untold Story.” via HipHollywood HipHollywood.com has learned exclusively that Pilar Sanders is planning to release a tell-all book about her life. The literary piece, tentatively titled, Saving Sanders: The Pilar Sanders Untold Story, is being co-written by Sanders’ longtime friend and publicist, Kali Bowyer. The book will detail what Pilar has described as her abusive marriage to NFL legend, Deion Sanders. While Deion has maintained that he never physically abused Pilar during their time together, the reality TV beauty is sticking by her story. “I want to be a mentor to other women who have been abused, by sharing my story, my struggles and letting them in, it will not only help heal myself but others experiencing the same trials and struggles as well,” she tells HH exclusively. “There are thousands of women fighting for their rights, their children and their own identity out there. We as women and mothers need to ban together to show support for injustice. I will continue my fight as long as I walk this earth, and with Jesus at my side all will prevail,” she proclaimed during our chat. Bowyer tells HH that the book will be the “true, uncut story about the abuse Pilar endured, how she built an empire with him, and how he cheated on her.” Oh boy. Just went it seemed that this entire situation couldn’t get any messier , Pilar sounds like she’s about to put dirty-dog Deion on full blast in the worst way possible. Hell hath no fury…
Kate Middleton is understandably nervous about giving birth to her first child … which pretty much proves she’s not a personality-less breeder , right? The Duchess of Cambridge spoke frankly with fellow expectant moms during a visit to London’s Hope House, Action on Addiction on Tuesday. In Middleton’s first official event following her babymoon in Mustique, she talked about her pregnancy with two recovering women in an art therapy class. One woman at the rehabilitation center, 28-year-old Natalie, is currently expecting her second child, which is due this July, like Prince William’s wife. “She was saying she had been unwell but is feeling better now and I have been about the same. We were all talking about children ,” said Natalie of their chat. Recovering alcoholic Lisa, a mother of three, asked Middleton the obvious. “I asked her if she was nervous about having a child and she said ‘it would be unnatural if I wasn’t. It’s just human, isn’t it?'” Lisa told reporters of her chat. Needless to say, Kate Middleton and her baby bump won them over. “I said congratulations and good luck and I hope it all goes okay. And she smiled. It was that nice she just chatted to us,” said another woman she met with.
On Thursday night, Lance Armstrong admitted to performance-enhancing drug use during an interview with Oprah Winfrey. But Betsy Andreu wishes the disgraced cyclist has come even more clean during the much-hyped sit-down. Betsy Andreu Blasts Lance Armstrong Andreu was mentioned in the Q&A because she has been on record as saying she overheard Armstrong admit to doping in 1996 while he was in the hospital recovering from cancer treatments. Armstrong told Winfrey that he recently called Andreu to apologize for slamming her as a crazy liar over the years – but he dodged the question of whether that hospital incident actually took place. “I thought maybe there is a chance for him to change,” Andreu told Anderson Cooper last night. “It was such a big step. Maybe I’m stupid. I was willing to give him a second chance.” Every reference to her in the chat with Winfrey left Andreu “furious” she said because “he could have come clean. He owed it to me.” “He’s cherry picking the truth,” she said. “If he’s willing to go out on a limb and speak so publicly and say he cheated and lied and defrauded the U.S. government, then why not tell the truth about the hospital room. I wonder why he did the interview at all.” Did you tune in for it? What do you think now of Lance Armstrong? Do you forgive him? Yes, he came clean No, why would I? View Poll »
When dot-com Don Juan goes wrong… Manti Te’o’s Lennay Kekua Hoax Perpetrators Have Confessed And Apologized According to TMZ reports : Manti Te’o has broken his silence … admitting he knew having a relationship with a “girlfriend” solely online was “crazy,” insisting he was a victim, and revealing that the culprit has now apologized. Manti gave an audio interview to ESPN — the photo was taken in the middle of the chat — in which he acknowledges Ronaiah Tuiasosopo tweeted him a full confession two days ago. You gotta love … even the confession was online. ESPN says it was followed up by a phone call. Manti says, “I wasn’t faking it. I wasn’t part of this.” Manti says he now knows — presumably from Tuiasosopo — “Two guys and a girl are responsible for the whole thing.” He says he doesn’t know the identity of the second guy or the girl. He adds he didn’t know for sure until Wednesday that it was all a hoax, when Tuiasosopo admitted it to him. Manti explained why he lied to his dad and others, when he said or intimated he had seen the fictitious Lennay Kekua in the flesh. “I knew that — I even knew that it was crazy that I was with somebody that I didn’t meet, and that alone people find out that this gir who died I was so invested in, and I didn’t meet her as well … So I kind of tailored my stories to have people think that, yeah, he met her before she passed away so people wouldn’t think I was some crazy dude.” So why the hell didn’t Manti ever try to Skype or get any visual confirmation of his “girlfriend” BEFORE he went public with these shenanigans??? As for one of the big questions — why didn’t he at least Skype — he says he tried to speak with Lennay through Skype or FaceTime several times, but the person on the other end was in a “black box” and couldn’t be seen. He says he also tried meeting her a few time in L.A. and Hawaii, but she kept canceling. And this is a little weird … Manti says Lennay once asked him for his checking account number so she could send him money. He did not provide it. Still, no suspicion. This kid is a complete and utter moron, that said, we still feel kinda bad for him. Furthermore, this Tuiasosopo character is about as shady as they come. You can see the official ESPN report of their interview with Manti below. Image via AP/Twitter
